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Cobblers 23:22 - Oct 11 with 11922 viewsqprxtc

No one says that anymore

Get knotted you toerag.

Nor that

Or “That’ll be less than 6 quid for that pint mate”

Cobblers
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Cobblers on 12:07 - Oct 13 with 1866 viewsShotKneesHoop

Cobblers on 00:19 - Oct 13 by Boston

Karzi


Going for a "Sprarzy in the Kharzi" = having a piss

"Peppering the porcelain" - a bad case of the shits

"Bashing yer bishop,"- "Nifty Fifty", - a "J Arthur" : "Taking the spitting snake for a walk" = you know what
[Post edited 13 Oct 2019 12:16]

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 12:53 - Oct 13 with 1833 views2Thomas2Bowles

Cobblers on 12:07 - Oct 13 by ShotKneesHoop

Going for a "Sprarzy in the Kharzi" = having a piss

"Peppering the porcelain" - a bad case of the shits

"Bashing yer bishop,"- "Nifty Fifty", - a "J Arthur" : "Taking the spitting snake for a walk" = you know what
[Post edited 13 Oct 2019 12:16]


J Arthur Rank

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Cobblers on 12:55 - Oct 13 with 1830 viewsPommyhoop

Herman Monk

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Cobblers on 14:26 - Oct 13 with 1798 viewsHayesender

Ninkompoop

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Cobblers on 15:28 - Oct 13 with 1780 viewsflynnbo

Cherry ripe or Doing a cherry;
Jammy.
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Cobblers on 15:36 - Oct 13 with 1767 viewscolinallcars

Cobblers on 11:18 - Oct 13 by timcocking

Used to have a bar in Covent Garden once. We put a sign on the door for the toilet saying 'bog'. Health and safety made us change it back to toilet.


Another expression I've not heard in years, to describe someone who's not too clever, “ 'he's as dim as a piss'ole light “
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Cobblers on 15:57 - Oct 13 with 1759 viewsShotKneesHoop

Cobblers on 15:36 - Oct 13 by colinallcars

Another expression I've not heard in years, to describe someone who's not too clever, “ 'he's as dim as a piss'ole light “


An older one is "as bright as a TOC H lamp". Any other old gits remember that phrase?

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 16:01 - Oct 13 with 1753 viewsShotKneesHoop

Cobblers on 12:53 - Oct 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles

J Arthur Rank


Adding the word "Rank" ruins the cockney rhyming element,

As in the following - Barnet, Butchers, China, Plates, Boracic, Chalfonts, Grumble, etc

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 16:19 - Oct 13 with 1742 viewsFredManRave

Sort.

As in, she's a right sort.

I've got the Power.
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Cobblers on 16:28 - Oct 13 with 1739 viewssmegma

Cobblers on 16:01 - Oct 13 by ShotKneesHoop

Adding the word "Rank" ruins the cockney rhyming element,

As in the following - Barnet, Butchers, China, Plates, Boracic, Chalfonts, Grumble, etc


Grumble is my fave slang. It was once used in a Steptoe episode. Probably wouldn't be allowed today.
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Cobblers on 16:32 - Oct 13 with 1731 viewsBoston

Cobblers on 16:28 - Oct 13 by smegma

Grumble is my fave slang. It was once used in a Steptoe episode. Probably wouldn't be allowed today.


Musn't grumble,eh?

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Cobblers on 17:01 - Oct 13 with 1727 viewsFredManRave

Yuppie

I've got the Power.
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Cobblers on 18:30 - Oct 13 with 1701 viewsShotKneesHoop

Cobblers on 16:32 - Oct 13 by Boston

Musn't grumble,eh?


Or Grunt ........

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Cobblers on 19:47 - Oct 13 with 1679 viewsCiderwithRsie

Cobblers on 15:57 - Oct 13 by ShotKneesHoop

An older one is "as bright as a TOC H lamp". Any other old gits remember that phrase?


Always "dim as.." when I heard it. One off my mum's favourite phrases.
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Cobblers on 19:51 - Oct 13 with 1674 viewslongbottom

Gawd luv a duck as my grandad used to say.
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Cobblers on 22:50 - Oct 13 with 1641 viewsBoston

"You're gonna get your fcuking heads kicked in".

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Cobblers on 23:05 - Oct 13 with 1636 viewsHadders

Div, meaning thicky. What a div! Don't be a div! Speaking of obsolete words, how about some Shakespearean insults at the football?
Oi! Lino! You frothy fen-sucked flap dragon!
https://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html
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Cobblers on 23:35 - Oct 13 with 1625 viewsE17hoop

When did we stop flicking Vs and started giving the finger?

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Cobblers on 01:54 - Oct 14 with 1601 viewsHitch

snatch
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Cobblers on 02:10 - Oct 14 with 1597 viewsFredManRave

Cobblers on 01:54 - Oct 14 by Hitch

snatch


Top 5 on my list of favourite films.

First, place on my list of favourite places to visit.
[Post edited 14 Oct 2019 2:30]

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Cobblers on 09:20 - Oct 14 with 1554 viewsMick_S

You ninny.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Cobblers on 09:31 - Oct 14 with 1543 viewsEsox_Lucius

Dogs are barking.

The grass is always greener.

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Cobblers on 09:32 - Oct 14 with 1540 viewsqprxtc

Codswallop
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Cobblers on 09:35 - Oct 14 with 1537 viewsMick_S

"No fear" - 7 year olds' expression of f uck that.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Cobblers on 10:15 - Nov 7 with 1891 viewscolinallcars

Just realised I haven't heard anyone call a cup of tea “ a cup o' varnish “ for many a year.
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