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Is it a poncy way of saying a player looks hilarious when they try to do something with a football? Seems to have little relevance if the player is banging in goals or keeping them out.
'Ball to Hand / Hand to Ball'
Basically, on purpose or not on purpose right?
'Last Man'
Seems to guarantee a red if this player commits a foul. Is it mentioned in any rule books because it seems very vague to me. If the last man is by the corner flag and the player he fouls has the mobility of an oil tanker should it be a red?
Help needed please.
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 21:14 - Feb 18 with 1550 views
" he struck the ball too well" When a player shoots but misses,hits the post or keeper saves it. I think you'll find he didn't hit it well enough,unless you mean he should have scuffed the shot, completely miss kicking it and flukes a goal.
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 21:36 - Feb 18 with 1526 views
Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 21:26 - Feb 18 by PunteR
" he struck the ball too well" When a player shoots but misses,hits the post or keeper saves it. I think you'll find he didn't hit it well enough,unless you mean he should have scuffed the shot, completely miss kicking it and flukes a goal.
Abso-fuggin'-lutely!
"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 22:04 - Feb 18 by PunteR
Professional foul. You don't say "well that was a professional pass." Or " that was a professional goal". They're supposed to be professional.
Not read this thread but the one I can't abide is Gary Nevilles warble after Rain Looney has just missed a volley 10 yards out whilst unmarked..."argghh,.....he's almost hit that TOO well there Martin" No Gary my MancSpanish friend. He's fookin missed it!! End of
The other one is "he's a goal scoring striker" Of course he is, if he wasn't he'd be wearing blue and white hoops
Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 22:45 - Feb 18 with 1472 views
"amazing Teckers" What a cúnting shit word.that is,suitable only for use by arséholes that have only watched soccer AM a d never set foot in a stadium in their life.
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 08:59 - Feb 19 by PinnerPaul
One from my son "Family club"
Are there are ANY clubs where family members don't attend?!
Not as bad as the "football family " wtf is all that about im sure this guff originated from Sky Sports ?
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 11:46 - Feb 19 with 1354 views
Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 11:46 - Feb 19 by WeaverQPR
When being interviewed managers always say the club's full name. Here at 'blah blah football club'
And thy also us the full noun 'football'. At every, single, miserable opportunity.
Because if they shortened it and said "we need get hold of the ball" the pre-match TV crowd in the pub would all say "well hang on there now, which ball does he actually mean? Maybe he means a fireball that is hurtling towards the earth as we speak..."
"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 21:08 - Feb 18 by DannyPaddox
Sleeping giant: any big city club on their uppers in a lower league. Sheffield United, Leeds United, Nottingham Forest for instance. We on the other hand are a comatose dwarf.
LOL well done you are this week's star baker, I am cracking up over that quip!
Here's another: "He runs the channels". What? I have heard of people swimming The Channel but running them? Come to think of it, I can't even see any channels on the pitch, it looks pretty to flat to me...
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 18:47 - Feb 19 with 1205 views
Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 21:51 - Feb 18 by Pommyhoop
The 'contact' that a defender is not allowed to make on an attacker in the penalty box.
Too right! Some pundits seem to be getting their sports mixed up. The one they are thinking of is called "netball".
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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. That's not a football term but should be. 
