| LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 40658 views | Northernr |
"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.
"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".
"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:32 - Aug 29 with 2682 views | CiderwithRsie |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:26 - Aug 29 by Beckenhamhoop |
This wasn’t meant as a dig at you! It was simply adding to the glossary of LFW phrases. Sounds like the COVID I had a couple of weeks ago. Knocked me out for 72 hours [Post edited 29 Aug 19:28]
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This is brilliant.
The glossary actually in action, on the glossary thread. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:33 - Aug 29 with 2681 views | ted_hendrix |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:48 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy |
'If there wasn't something wrong with him, he wouldn't be here". |
CTN |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 with 2670 views | dmm |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:30 - Aug 29 by SK_hoops |
Charlie (first time round). |
Is that you, Micheal Gove? |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 with 2668 views | Northernr |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:26 - Aug 29 by Beckenhamhoop |
This wasn’t meant as a dig at you! It was simply adding to the glossary of LFW phrases. Sounds like the COVID I had a couple of weeks ago. Knocked me out for 72 hours [Post edited 29 Aug 19:28]
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Sounds about right. Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday. Unbelievable high temperature, sweating buckets, awful throat and glands, permanently exhausted. Just eaten for the first time since Tuesday lunch. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 with 2667 views | connell10 |
Charity Park Rangers . |  |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:42 - Aug 29 with 2625 views | ChrisNW6 |
'Especially on the 32k per week wages we're spunking on him'
Ala Cookie and Begz, believing everything you read on Capology is just lazy and not restricted to this message board.
As stated on the websites 'All salary figures are estimates and do not represent official figures. Unverified players are calculated using algorithms, or sourced from reporting that has not been confirmed yet.' | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:45 - Aug 29 with 2610 views | Bluce_Ree |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 by connell10 |
Charity Park Rangers . |
This! |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:09 - Aug 29 with 2538 views | E17hoop |
"They should open up ER" for a 3rd round FA Cup tie at home to AFC Wimbledon/Preston/Burnley. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:09 - Aug 29 with 2536 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:55 - Aug 29 by Bluce_Ree |
"Eze"
A sign that half the forum is about to w@nk itself to death because of something he's just done for Palace. |
Guilty! |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:36 - Aug 29 with 2456 views | ozexile |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:09 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy |
Guilty! |
Can't believe no one has mentioned this one. "Get him his coaching badges and keep him as a coach" this is to any player who's had a half decent season and nearing the end of their career. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:54 - Aug 29 with 2419 views | Northernr |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:36 - Aug 29 by ozexile |
Can't believe no one has mentioned this one. "Get him his coaching badges and keep him as a coach" this is to any player who's had a half decent season and nearing the end of their career. |
That one is a classic. "Player coach role".  | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:56 - Aug 29 with 2404 views | connell10 |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 by Northernr |
Sounds about right. Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday. Unbelievable high temperature, sweating buckets, awful throat and glands, permanently exhausted. Just eaten for the first time since Tuesday lunch. |
Sounds like my reaction when anyone mentions Boris Johnson.😊 | |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:04 - Aug 29 with 2360 views | BristolR |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:01 - Aug 29 by Mick_S |
Bummed in the gob wins everything, ever. Nothing on any football message board gets near it. |
Amen
As Clouseau himself might say “Ze cass iz cluzed” |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:08 - Aug 29 with 2346 views | BristolR |
The False 9 is coming back into fashion I hear | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:09 - Aug 29 with 2340 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Any streams?
Expat friendly -
Dig down...
Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
Hoops all the way round |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:12 - Aug 29 with 2330 views | kernowhoop |
A 20-goals-a-season striker. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:13 - Aug 29 with 2299 views | BristolR |
Loftus Road renovation/revamp by QPRConor2000 20 Sep 2023 13:14Given the news we heard this week from Ruben that LR is now more likely to be redeveloped over a new stadium, I wanted to open up a specific thread for it.
Any ideas on how we can improve LR.
NOTE: Serious ideas only.
Glossary in action as we speak | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:15 - Aug 29 with 2280 views | CiderwithRsie |
One for the close season:
"NO!!! What's wrong with Dennis-the-menace???"
Closely followed by:
"Well I quite like it, actually." | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:20 - Aug 29 with 2244 views | BlackCrowe |
There's a footballer in there...<repeat to fade> |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:21 - Aug 29 with 2231 views | Mick_S |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:04 - Aug 29 by BristolR |
Amen
As Clouseau himself might say “Ze cass iz cluzed” |
It proper needs a massive flag draped from the upper loft. Nobody else would get or understand it.
It could be us, or it could be you.
QPR - bummed in the gob.
Might upset a few. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:25 - Aug 29 with 2210 views | dmm |
"These match previews don't write themselves"  | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:25 - Aug 29 with 2204 views | Dorse |
'Shithouse'... (n) someone registered to play Association Football for Preston; (v) the vile, potentially criminal, act of playing Association Football for Preston. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:27 - Aug 29 with 2184 views | Mick_S |
You should go and support Chelsea | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:28 - Aug 29 with 2180 views | CiderwithRsie |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:13 - Aug 29 by BristolR |
Loftus Road renovation/revamp by QPRConor2000 20 Sep 2023 13:14Given the news we heard this week from Ruben that LR is now more likely to be redeveloped over a new stadium, I wanted to open up a specific thread for it.
Any ideas on how we can improve LR.
NOTE: Serious ideas only.
Glossary in action as we speak |
Yeah, well, it was me who trotted out the old "Les wasn't all that in his first few games" one. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:31 - Aug 29 with 2161 views | bongo_king |
"He's been well and truly QPR'd" - he's on his way out / we've broken this one.
"Sign a striker" -
(1) term which comes out every transfer window to indicate that a striker is the solution to the world's (or at least all QPR's) problems
(2) when used with "brigade", term to disparage those who think signings might be needed, even when in reality signings might actually be needed. | | | |
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