| Fulham Match Thread. 20:59 - Apr 1 with 26195 views | Discodroids |
I haven't started a match thread since Nikita Khrushchev shot a CCCP Space monkey into the kuiper belt to assemble antenna at Salyut Laboratories.
However, Word has reached me here in Leigh on Sea, That the Fulham Hooligan element are on full manoeuvres for tomorrow.Â
QPR Fans be warned, Their Hooligans will be tooled up in cat skin dueling gloves dipped in shattered resin with grandfather Pendulum Clock weights dropped down the leg of one's 72 button fly buckskin pantaloons
Also, Beware of Steel fish hooks sewn into their smoking Jacket lapels by bespoke Jermyn Street tailors. The regulation timber snuff boxes of the Fulham Hooligan, have been replaced for tomorows game with ones constructed from lingnum vitae, a hardy flush grain that will prove to be a redoubtable piece of kit upon one's Cranium.Â
Be aware of the canny sharpening of their briar churchwarden pipes to a keen edge That would take one's fackin' eye out.Â
They have also recruited extra muscle from the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa legion , loyal by their blood oath to the mustard corduroy trouser. The no good slags secrete Maris pipers studded with razor blades in their cumberbands .
Finally, be on the ready eye for fulham hooligans in Stove pipe hats, as they have  leaded piano legs in them which could split one's cannister open leaving one down the A&E Saturday night with the skagheads, Brasses and meat rack nonces without so much as an old fashioned in ones hip flask.
3-1 to the glory superhoops. Â
[Post edited 1 Apr 2022 21:02]
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:30 - Apr 2 with 2271 views | Damo1962 |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:26 - Apr 2 by EmpireStateRanger |
It's still only 1-0, but I'm not sure how much longer we can hold on. |
Have we laid a glove on them? One will be enough for them... if we are relying on Mel Gibson up top🤔 [Post edited 2 Apr 2022 16:32]
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:31 - Apr 2 with 2236 views | benhurst |
Austin on for Thomas, I can see why now that Chair is on but Austin has to put in a big performance here. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:31 - Apr 2 with 2223 views | VancouverHoop |
Austin for Thomas. Hmmm. Not sure about that. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:33 - Apr 2 with 2121 views | Damo1962 |
Come on Chaz...give us a goal. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:34 - Apr 2 with 2071 views | benhurst |
you have got to be shitting me | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:34 - Apr 2 with 2049 views | thame_hoops |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:24 - Apr 2 by JAPRANGERS |
Fulham looking as they are now, a premier league team.
Meanwhile it's CHELSEA 1 BRENTFORD 3
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I was surprised that our game and their game was not only on the same day, but at the same time. Considering the locality of all four teams. |  | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:35 - Apr 2 with 2004 views | Boston |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:27 - Apr 2 by Damo1962 |
Now that cheered me up slightly. Brentford and Fulham are depressingly good. |
They used to say that about us once upon a timeâ˜¹ï¸ | |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:35 - Apr 2 with 1994 views | MelakaRanger |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:30 - Apr 2 by QPRSteve |
Chair on for JoJo |
The referee is a joke |  | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:36 - Apr 2 with 1952 views | QPRSteve |
What a cünt of a ref | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:36 - Apr 2 with 1914 views | paulparker |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:35 - Apr 2 by MelakaRanger |
The referee is a joke |
Nothing to do with the ref
We have been garbage |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:36 - Apr 2 with 1910 views | VancouverHoop |
Done like dinner. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:37 - Apr 2 with 1849 views | ted_hendrix |
Hear endeth the season. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:37 - Apr 2 with 1820 views | derbyhoop |
Penalty was dreadful decision. Fulham players bullied the ref into giving that. |  |
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Find me on twitter @derbyhoop |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:38 - Apr 2 with 1769 views | distortR |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:36 - Apr 2 by paulparker |
Nothing to do with the ref
We have been garbage |
not f'king mutually exclusive | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:38 - Apr 2 with 1766 views | BrianMcCarthy |
I have no idea what's handball and what isn't anymore. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:38 - Apr 2 with 1741 views | BrazilNutR |
was waiting for us to take a corner... stream stopped and it was a penalty being taken...
what the feck happened |  | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:39 - Apr 2 with 1684 views | VancouverHoop |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:37 - Apr 2 by derbyhoop |
Penalty was dreadful decision. Fulham players bullied the ref into giving that. |
'Fraid you're right. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:39 - Apr 2 with 1680 views | distortR |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:38 - Apr 2 by BrianMcCarthy |
I have no idea what's handball and what isn't anymore. |
well, be like ward and let fulham tell you. He's disgraceful | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:39 - Apr 2 with 1679 views | joolsyp |
They're different class I'm afraid. The way they get themselves out of tight situations with tight, accurate passing is quite brilliant. We're chasing shadows. |  | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:41 - Apr 2 with 1490 views | loftus77 |
The power of Parachute Payments. Nothing more, nothing less. The whole thing is an utterly predictable farce. | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:42 - Apr 2 with 1475 views | CamberleyR |
We've not played well by any means but that penalty was an absolute joke decision, killed the game. |  |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:42 - Apr 2 with 1468 views | Dorse |
The government has just issued a warning concerning the dangerously high piss temperature in W12 after that goal. Apparently it is currently at 4000 degrees kelvin and set to condense as rain over 42% of continental Europe. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:43 - Apr 2 with 1448 views | Damo1962 |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:35 - Apr 2 by Boston |
They used to say that about us once upon a timeâ˜¹ï¸ |
Indeedy Boston. It's hard to swallow. All three were shite back In the good old days. We just seem like a club out of our time unfortunately. Lots of clubs from our Golden Era are now languishing as well. Don't think we will ever be a force in English football again. It is what it is I suppose. Still my team though... till I die. Come on U Rsssss | | | |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:43 - Apr 2 with 1431 views | CamberleyR |
| Fulham Match Thread. on 16:41 - Apr 2 by loftus77 |
The power of Parachute Payments. Nothing more, nothing less. The whole thing is an utterly predictable farce. |
Spot on. | |
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