| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 808808 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 01:58 - May 21 with 8017 views | Boston |
This may surprise you but ten out of two people are dyslexic. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 02:02 - May 21 with 8012 views | Boston |
When I was a kid I met the Genie in a Bottle
He asked me if I wanted a long memory or a long penis
I forget my response. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:16 - May 21 with 7934 views | johncharles |
Not a proper joke but ........ I was making a posh salad yesterday and I called out to my wife
Where’s the anchovy fillets ?
The what ?
Anchovy fillets
Whose Anthony Phillips ? |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:07 - May 24 with 7760 views | Esox_Lucius |
I only found out today the name of the first man to sail around the world single handed...
Captain Hook. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:18 - May 24 with 7730 views | loftboy |
Did you hear about the man who ate a clock?
It was very time consuming, it took even longer when he went back for seconds! [Post edited 28 May 2020 13:25]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:26 - May 24 with 7725 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:07 - May 24 by Esox_Lucius |
I only found out today the name of the first man to sail around the world single handed...
Captain Hook. |
That, is a good 'un. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 02:09 - May 28 with 7614 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:40 - May 28 with 7526 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 02:09 - May 28 by BazzaInTheLoft |
A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour. |
Does he play the horn at church? | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:39 - May 29 with 7455 views | Esox_Lucius |
Q. What happens when you drop a hand grenade on Napoleon's kitchen floor?
A. Linoleum Blownapart | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:44 - Jun 2 with 7287 views | johann28 |
My stupid mate smashed up all his crockery.because he was told Coronavirus comes from China |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:17 - Jun 2 with 7213 views | derbyhoop |
There was a meeting of the 7 dwarves yesterday.
But, because you can only have meetings of 6 people, one of them is not Happy. |  |
| "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain)
Find me on twitter @derbyhoop and now on Bluesky |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:43 - Jun 2 with 7206 views | MickS_ |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:17 - Jun 2 by derbyhoop |
There was a meeting of the 7 dwarves yesterday.
But, because you can only have meetings of 6 people, one of them is not Happy. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:49 - Jun 2 with 7197 views | flynnbo |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:17 - Jun 2 by derbyhoop |
There was a meeting of the 7 dwarves yesterday.
But, because you can only have meetings of 6 people, one of them is not Happy. |
You'll upset 2T2B as I'm sure he used that one on the Corona thread! You have been warned.  |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:55 - Jun 2 with 7191 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:49 - Jun 2 by flynnbo |
You'll upset 2T2B as I'm sure he used that one on the Corona thread! You have been warned. |
I’d say if we scroll back we’d find a few repeats. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:33 - Jun 2 with 7149 views | welwynranger |
I went to a DIY store today. There was a big queue. But it was ok . Because if their wasnt the store would have been called B | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 07:32 - Jun 3 with 7075 views | Esox_Lucius |
I got the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza mixed up today and now I am in hot water with the Japanese mafia. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:18 - Jun 3 with 7003 views | loftboy |
Covid19 has been particularly stressful to members of the flat earth society who fear that social distancing could push them over the edge!! | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:03 - Jun 4 with 6964 views | Lblock |
Jesus Christ just signed for Saints FC as goalkeeper
Not much of a shot stopper but great on crosses |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:22 - Jun 4 with 6933 views | Esox_Lucius |
When I got in from the pub last night my wife accused of drinking beer, she said she could smell it on my breath. I told her she was wrong, I had been eating frogs and it was the hops she could smell. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:12 - Jun 9 with 6769 views | horshamHoop |
I had a painter and decorator round this week-end, he is a Virgin Atlantic Pilot currently on furlough.
Made a lovely job of the landing. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:30 - Jun 9 with 6712 views | Boston |
My mate in France told me a tornado went right through the centre of his town yesterday completely wrecking the grocery store.
All that's left is a pile of de brie. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:32 - Jun 9 with 6708 views | PunteR |
Bought some shoes off a drug dealer.
Dont know what he laced them with but i was tripping all day. |  |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:40 - Jun 10 with 6621 views | acricketer |
The Magnificent Seven were invited to appear in an advert for aftershave at Liverpool FC football ground. Only six of them turned up because Yul never wore cologne. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:13 - Jun 10 with 6565 views | johann28 |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:12 - Jun 9 by horshamHoop |
I had a painter and decorator round this week-end, he is a Virgin Atlantic Pilot currently on furlough.
Made a lovely job of the landing. |
Was it a plane colour? | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:59 - Jun 10 with 6509 views | acricketer |
If a man standing in the middle of the forest is speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? | | | |
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