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Clarkson Suspended 16:54 - Mar 10 with 42341 viewsEsgaroth

BBC have just announced that Jezza has been suspended after a fracas with a BBC producer.

If they cancel Top Gear they can whistle for the TV licence, its the only thing worth watching on the BBC
[Post edited 10 Mar 2015 16:55]

Been here since 1984. Now THAT is what you call punishment

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Clarkson Suspended on 19:32 - Mar 10 with 4612 viewsTheBlob

Sue Perkins knows a lot about cars.

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Clarkson Suspended on 19:33 - Mar 10 with 4607 viewsPetros

Doesn't kumquat smell quite pleasant?
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Clarkson Suspended on 19:35 - Mar 10 with 4590 viewsDiscodroids

Clarkson Suspended on 19:33 - Mar 10 by Petros

Doesn't kumquat smell quite pleasant?


not if its mixed with white lightning and stale spunk.

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Clarkson Suspended on 19:42 - Mar 10 with 4566 viewsTheBlob

Actually a programme about baking a layer cake in the shape of a Bugatti Veyron would get my vote.

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Clarkson Suspended on 19:43 - Mar 10 with 4551 viewsjohncharles

Clarkson Suspended on 19:07 - Mar 10 by Jigsore

I might just stick you and the other usual suspects on the ignore list not a bad idea. Doom and gloom after every loss, the usual player bashing with oh so very clever pop culture references from 1980 whatever laced with the same boring political overtones straight from whatever red top was shoved through your letterbox that morning.

And the gifs. The hastily-googled barely relevant gifs. F*ck me

maybe one day I could hope to write posts of your quality but only once i've had a few shots of whatevers under my sink and slammed my head against a brick wall for a few hours

boring, boring, boring.


You are Richard Hammond and I claim my Mini Metro.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Clarkson Suspended on 19:43 - Mar 10 with 4560 viewsRs_Holy

I really like Top Gear but I have heard that Clarkeson is a proper c@nt!

A mate of mine works on the trains as a supervisor ...meets a few celebs and says most are nice people.... He said he wouldn't piss on Clarkeson if he was on fire.
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Clarkson Suspended on 19:43 - Mar 10 with 4557 viewsJamie

Clarkson Suspended on 18:41 - Mar 10 by Mark1

Saw James May driving a DB9 on the M25 the other day - plate: J007 MAY - " Cock ",to quote the man himself.

Obviously well paid.


Of course he's well paid, the show makes a bloody fortune.
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Clarkson Suspended on 19:45 - Mar 10 with 4546 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

This left v right thing on LFW is a bit tedious. I'm guilty myself.

Not a fan of Clarkson by the way, however I have heard in private he is a thoroughly nice chap.
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Clarkson Suspended on 19:46 - Mar 10 with 4544 viewseasthertsr

Look, bottom line his favourite band is Supertramp! Cock!
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Clarkson Suspended on 19:47 - Mar 10 with 4536 viewsTheBlob

Clarkson Suspended on 19:43 - Mar 10 by Jamie

Of course he's well paid, the show makes a bloody fortune.


"Top Gear is the BBC's most successful programme. It is watched by an estimated 350 million people worldwide every week, making it the world's most popular factual television programme, and generates huge profits for BBC Worldwide, the Corporation's commercial wing"


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Clarkson Suspended on 19:53 - Mar 10 with 4505 viewsmichael67

Clarkson must have seen this coming. Did he not last year sell a company that produced to BBC Worldwide? His shares came to an obscene amount of millions. Not sure of the details, as can't find it on internet. (I'm useless like that!)

However Top Gear will not be the same without him. Yes I do like the programme.

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Clarkson Suspended on 20:02 - Mar 10 with 4470 viewsHollowayRanger

never watched it ,as never been interested in cars to me they are just lumps of metal that take us from a to b

did like clarksons tv programme on the raid on st Nazaire



lot depends on why he got into a fracas

if producer is shagging his wife for instance then wheres the problem
if he just attacks the producer for not doing what he wanted then that's different!

Listen to the band play!
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Clarkson Suspended on 20:09 - Mar 10 with 4449 viewsSonofNorfolt

Good.Unfunny smug vvanker.
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Clarkson Suspended on 20:40 - Mar 10 with 4356 viewskensalriser

Clarkson strikes me as a Scummer. I bet he is. Isn't he? He just seems the type.

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Clarkson Suspended on 20:41 - Mar 10 with 3971 viewschris1969

I still like the show and used to like him but thought he acted like a knob after the Argentina show, which was in real bad taste even in today's PC nanny state. The producers were as much to blame and was gutted he was smuggled out instead of having to run the gauntlet like the poor camera crew.

Smug git then had the front to give a statement of denial and claim it was a big coincidence.
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Clarkson Suspended on 20:41 - Mar 10 with 3970 viewsdolcelatte

Clarkson Suspended on 20:09 - Mar 10 by SonofNorfolt

Good.Unfunny smug vvanker.


Met him on numerous occasions. Far from it actually but hey its the rule on here that if you are popular with the general public be it comedian, TV presenter, musician then you are automatically a w♤nker. Sad but true.

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Clarkson Suspended on 20:44 - Mar 10 with 3961 viewsBromleyHoop

Scratch the surface and you really are an quite unpleasant individual. In fact you don't really need to scratch the surface. This is not the first time I've seen someone disagree with you on this forum and your response has always been bullying, intimidatory and either there is an undercurrent of physical violence or just out and out threats of physical violence.

I can appreciate that some people may find your posts mildly amusing but don't threaten those people, like myself, who don't.

Anyway, I'm off now now to pop you back onto 'ignore'. Bye

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Clarkson Suspended on 20:56 - Mar 10 with 3920 viewsted_hendrix

Clarkson Suspended on 19:47 - Mar 10 by TheBlob

"Top Gear is the BBC's most successful programme. It is watched by an estimated 350 million people worldwide every week, making it the world's most popular factual television programme, and generates huge profits for BBC Worldwide, the Corporation's commercial wing"



This is probably the reason why the World is going slowly mad.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Clarkson Suspended on 21:03 - Mar 10 with 3889 viewswokingrs

Can't believe some of the appalling comments on this thread. The hanging one towards the start is appalling and just offensive. It certainly isn't funny.
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Clarkson Suspended on 21:17 - Mar 10 with 3849 viewsTopCat34

Clarkson Suspended on 20:40 - Mar 10 by kensalriser

Clarkson strikes me as a Scummer. I bet he is. Isn't he? He just seems the type.


He is.

Ashamed that I know that.
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Clarkson Suspended on 21:26 - Mar 10 with 3819 viewsLblock

I was on top gear once.....





They were happy, crazy, mad times but it cost me a fortune and left me a broken man.
Dont do drugs kids!

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Clarkson Suspended on 21:36 - Mar 10 with 3788 viewssdm1508

so the bbc are now suspending presenters who do wrong. shame they didnt do it 30 years ago when presenters and guests were allegedly sexually assaulting people, rather than allegedly turning a blind eye
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Clarkson Suspended on 21:42 - Mar 10 with 3850 viewsSudbury_Hill_R

Can't believe how many people like this show. Full of contrived rubbish. Every time they have a so called race for one thing or another there's always something to delay one or all of them. Good for TV but not reality. If you guys really believe the presenters are actually driving the overpriced cars on the show then crack on.

Not for me. Just boys trying unsuccessfully to be boys. So out of touch with reality. Utter rubbish TV.
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Clarkson Suspended on 21:57 - Mar 10 with 3796 viewssdm1508

Clarkson Suspended on 21:42 - Mar 10 by Sudbury_Hill_R

Can't believe how many people like this show. Full of contrived rubbish. Every time they have a so called race for one thing or another there's always something to delay one or all of them. Good for TV but not reality. If you guys really believe the presenters are actually driving the overpriced cars on the show then crack on.

Not for me. Just boys trying unsuccessfully to be boys. So out of touch with reality. Utter rubbish TV.


respect your opinion. notice you said the word reality at least twice. i dont believe they have ever advertised themselves as a reality tv show. it is an entertainment show
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Clarkson Suspended on 22:16 - Mar 10 with 3614 viewsDWQPR

Clarkson Suspended on 21:42 - Mar 10 by Sudbury_Hill_R

Can't believe how many people like this show. Full of contrived rubbish. Every time they have a so called race for one thing or another there's always something to delay one or all of them. Good for TV but not reality. If you guys really believe the presenters are actually driving the overpriced cars on the show then crack on.

Not for me. Just boys trying unsuccessfully to be boys. So out of touch with reality. Utter rubbish TV.


Now name a programme that isn't contrived. Do you think that shows like Have I Got News For You is all off the cuff or do you think that the contestants maybe just maybe are given the questions before hand to prepare funny annecdotes? And the worst of all is QI. Spectacularly pre-prepared, smug, self-absorbing bollox if ever there was such a programme. What Top Gear does is do things that many of us would love to do but would never be able to achieve. Yes, the races are contrived but they know that we know and they don't care. But to do daft things such as build your own ambulances is nothing more than an extension to the silliness, but very funny of the comedy programmes of the 70's such as Morecombe and Wise.

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