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The QPR curse 10:48 - Aug 29 with 27373 viewsBluce_Ree

"I'm quite seriously thinking there's a curse on this club." - TheBlob (on the Faurlin thread).


Let's have a look.


We are the only team to get a billionaire investor and still be rubbish.


Whenever we get supposedly good players, they end up being ridiculously average.

Jamie Cureton is my favourite example.

Apps/(Goals)

1996—2000 Bristol Rovers 168 (68)
2000—2003 Reading 108 (50)
2003—2004 Busan I'Park 21 (4)
2004—2005 Queens Park Rangers 43 (6)


When a young player gets poached by a bigger club it rarely ever works out for them. Sterling goes to Liverpool and ends up being the first foetus to play for England in the World Cup and is brilliant. I bet if he played for us still he'd be shit now. We'd find a way.


Faurlin. Genuinely nice guy and the only 'classy' midfielder we've had in a while who actually seems to care and be any good. Three ACLs in three years. F*ck.


Chelsea. Our biggest rivals. They get a billionaire investor. They then win everything including the Champions League. They then go on to have the worst ever go at defending the trophy and end up in the Europa League and still manage to f*cking win that as well. Will probably win the league this year too.


End up with the peoples' choice for England manager and get relegated. Admittedly he's got us back up by the skin of Bobby Zamora's teeth but even so.


End up with a terrible manager (Hughes) who then goes onto Stoke and makes them better.


Shaun Wright-Phillips. He's played for England so many times and is literally unable to play football when you put him in a QPR shirt.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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The QPR curse on 21:52 - Feb 7 with 4058 viewsCamberleyR

The QPR curse on 14:49 - Aug 29 by Tonto

we do seem to have an ACL curse...

Faurlin x3, Langley, Carlise... all happened at the worst moment.


Kevin Gallen. Had Gallen not done his ACL at Pompey in the second game I'm convinced we'd have got promoted that season.

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The QPR curse on 21:55 - Feb 7 with 4049 viewsTopCat34

Shit players always score against us.

Clinton Morrison, Boncho Quenchev, Carl Cort. Bring them all out for a day against Rangers and it's goals galore. You know the worst player on the pitch is always going to get a goal, or somebody's going to get the first for the club.
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The QPR curse on 22:14 - Feb 7 with 4026 viewseccles

We need a human sacrifice to appease the footballing gods.
Any suggestions?
I'll start with anyone called jose,
Boswinga or mourinho. Not fussy which
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The QPR curse on 22:15 - Feb 7 with 4023 viewsCamberleyR

We're also probably the only team that came within a point and 13 minutes of winning the league title and had a bloody good stab at getting relegated the next season.

Denied Liverpool the treble in 1986 and then lost the....oh no hang on that didn't happen did it?

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The QPR curse on 22:29 - Feb 7 with 3991 viewsozexile

Our appalling FA cup record.
One year we lost to a car plant.
And our new premiership away losing record.
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The QPR curse on 22:47 - Feb 7 with 3968 viewsTGRRRSSS

Just been talking about this on fb with some Rangers.
There is something throughly rotten and frankly cursed, I mean even some of these successes (Oasis in the desert you might say) hardly came without it's problems, take Promotion in 2011, there we were celebrating promotion at Watford all the while waiting for a meeting at Wembley to decide whether they would take points off us or not.
Wembley last season was boys own it must be said, but broadly speaking, we're cursed
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The QPR curse on 22:57 - Feb 7 with 3947 viewsactonman

Unearth a potential 20 goal a season striker .... Gets talked up for England


Instantly goals dry up and then breaks his FCKING foot leaving us well and truly up sh!t creak with no cover
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The QPR curse on 22:58 - Feb 7 with 3947 viewshighleverhoopL

The QPR curse on 21:01 - Feb 7 by ShotKneesHoop

Brentford are now ....... what we ought to be. A small club in West London, punching above its weight with a tight knit bunch of supporters.

"I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me points. Everybody tells me so"

This is like 1961 in reverse. All my mates at school were Bees supporters, the cream like me went for the underdogs. It was a hoops versus stripes thing.

Still, we'll always have Wembley .


I thought that about Brentford but then I read that Benham has pumped in £43 million so far
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The QPR curse on 23:12 - Feb 7 with 3918 viewsSpiritofGregory

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He didn't sell to Mittal because Tony walked through the door and offered more money.
If Tony had of stayed away Mittal would have got his way, T & C were desperate to sell.
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The QPR curse on 23:58 - Feb 7 with 3835 viewsizlingtonhoop

The QPR curse on 19:53 - Feb 7 by Bluce_Ree

A new one. We are immune to the 'new manager bounce.'


It's merely a regression to the mean.
And our mean is f ücking evil...
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The QPR curse on 09:11 - Feb 8 with 3773 viewsToast_R

The fighting relegation and having your two best players suffer ACL injuries within 20 minutes of each other still wrangles with me.

F*cking cursed
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The QPR curse on 13:09 - Feb 8 with 3714 viewsOnlyHereForTheNiko

The QPR curse on 20:39 - Feb 7 by bosh67

Great thread. As per other ones I have to defend SWP. People say he is literally unable to play football when he wears a QPR shirt.

Last year he played in 11 games. This year he hasn't featured at all.

Has he been available for the last 50-60 games? Yes.

Is he really any worse than Phillips or Hoilett?


"This year, he hasn't featured at all"

Burton Albion??? And he wasn't very good!

Incidentally, when it was believed that there was a gypsy curse on Birmingham City, Barry Fry attempted to lift it, by peeing in each corner of the St Andrews pitch.

Perhaps someone needs to try that at Loftus Road?
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The QPR curse on 09:54 - Feb 12 with 3621 viewsTheBlob

Some say the curse began when we stopped Percy Dalton's Peanuts on the terraces.
There was this guy with a long white coat whose sole vocabulary consisted of "peanuts".His marriage failed as a consequence - he later stepped out in front of a canal barge and we saw him no more , they never recovered the body.Some say he was banned from HQ because of the sexual harrassment,the wanton and suggestive rustling of his packets.
Much lampooned in the media,his later life became hell - he cursed the world and it's vicissitudes.

The mocking was relentless and he died a shattered wreck.



REINSTATE THEM NOW.


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The QPR curse on 10:02 - Feb 12 with 3603 viewsCiderwithRsie

The QPR curse on 13:09 - Feb 8 by OnlyHereForTheNiko

"This year, he hasn't featured at all"

Burton Albion??? And he wasn't very good!

Incidentally, when it was believed that there was a gypsy curse on Birmingham City, Barry Fry attempted to lift it, by peeing in each corner of the St Andrews pitch.

Perhaps someone needs to try that at Loftus Road?
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It's all my fault.

Once I peed on all 4 corners of a gypsy.

Everything I've ever been associated has been cursed since that day.
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The QPR curse on 10:58 - Feb 12 with 5985 viewsqprichard

The QPR curse on 13:03 - Aug 29 by stevec

Didn't Jim Gregory cross some gypsy in a business deal many years back and the bloke said he'd curse the club?


These things can be sorted, we could try Barry Fry for a start.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2766901/Leicester-seek-enlight
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The QPR curse on 11:09 - Feb 12 with 5965 viewsTheBlob

The QPR curse on 10:58 - Feb 12 by qprichard

These things can be sorted, we could try Barry Fry for a start.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2766901/Leicester-seek-enlight


Maybe a human sacrifice is in order?I hear that nice Scott Jones may be back in the country?


Sorry,I said "human" sacrifice there.....

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