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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' 21:58 - Feb 24 with 15411 viewsMillJack

Now, the Cardiff forums are always worth a laugh but they really have transported themselves to a different level with this cracker..... http://www.cardiffcityforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=137093
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 08:55 - Feb 25 with 2970 viewsUxbridge

The 7 stages of grief:

Shock or Disbelief ... Yeah, like anyone would be mad enough to change our club's identity or rack up even higher levels of debt

Denial ... Yeah, but the red thing is only temporary, and the debt is his own really.

Anger ... Don't sack Mackay, Malky Mackay, I just don't think you understand ...

Bargaining ... OK, sack him, he was rubbish anyway. Just please spend more money we don't have on rubbish players .... PLEASE!!!!

Guilt ... Did we really spend £1.5m to borrow Zaha? And paid cash for Fabio? Really?

Depression ... 0-4 Hull.

Acceptance and Hope .... That post.


The cycle is complete folks.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:13 - Feb 25 with 2940 viewsJackfath

That chap Annis has written books? Seriously? His opening gambit is like a 12 year olds essay. All that's needed is a closing line of

"...and then I woke up and it had all been a dream...."

How he still has an audience and posters fawn over him beggars belief.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:24 - Feb 25 with 2923 viewspencoedjack

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:13 - Feb 25 by Jackfath

That chap Annis has written books? Seriously? His opening gambit is like a 12 year olds essay. All that's needed is a closing line of

"...and then I woke up and it had all been a dream...."

How he still has an audience and posters fawn over him beggars belief.


Effing brilliant ............
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:35 - Feb 25 with 2904 viewsQuakerJack

He did get one bit right... Tan will leave and ask for every penny back.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:55 - Feb 25 with 2884 viewsjohnlangy

We should have expected it really. Every time it goes tits up we expect that they'll suddenly realise that they need to change. And what do they actually do ? They pray for someone else to come in and dig them into an even bigger hole. It's difficult to understand how stupid they are.

Some pillock referred to the World's awareness of CCFC after their disastrous season in the sun. I imagine that, if anyone out there IS aware of them they're aware that the events of this season show that the ENTIRE Club is a basket case, not just the mad owner.

And, with their debt being maybe £130/140 million after this season, if there is someone with money out there who is sane enough to even considers buying them do they honestly think that they'll cough up anything like that figure ? Maybe £60m of that amount was created by building the Stadium and Training Facilities but they're not actually worth that amount because there's no one around who would consider buying them (is there another PL team in Cardiff we're unaware of ?). Property is only worth what someone is willing to pay.

So, what would VT do if someone offered him, say, £70m ? Refuse to sell is the answer. Why would he sell when the next 4 years parachute payments are about £60m. He can just take that and he'll still own the Club to do what he wanted with.

I'm sure there'll be even more entertainment to come from the East for a long time to come.
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 10:22 - Feb 25 with 2847 views1jack

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:55 - Feb 25 by johnlangy

We should have expected it really. Every time it goes tits up we expect that they'll suddenly realise that they need to change. And what do they actually do ? They pray for someone else to come in and dig them into an even bigger hole. It's difficult to understand how stupid they are.

Some pillock referred to the World's awareness of CCFC after their disastrous season in the sun. I imagine that, if anyone out there IS aware of them they're aware that the events of this season show that the ENTIRE Club is a basket case, not just the mad owner.

And, with their debt being maybe £130/140 million after this season, if there is someone with money out there who is sane enough to even considers buying them do they honestly think that they'll cough up anything like that figure ? Maybe £60m of that amount was created by building the Stadium and Training Facilities but they're not actually worth that amount because there's no one around who would consider buying them (is there another PL team in Cardiff we're unaware of ?). Property is only worth what someone is willing to pay.

So, what would VT do if someone offered him, say, £70m ? Refuse to sell is the answer. Why would he sell when the next 4 years parachute payments are about £60m. He can just take that and he'll still own the Club to do what he wanted with.

I'm sure there'll be even more entertainment to come from the East for a long time to come.


This is just it, they give, then they give some more, and more and more ad infinitum. A very small part of you want's to scream at them to wake up, but then all our humour would be gone, so you just sit back and wait for the next installment and you know, soon enough, it will come along.
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 10:25 - Feb 25 with 2842 viewsJackhero

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:55 - Feb 25 by johnlangy

We should have expected it really. Every time it goes tits up we expect that they'll suddenly realise that they need to change. And what do they actually do ? They pray for someone else to come in and dig them into an even bigger hole. It's difficult to understand how stupid they are.

Some pillock referred to the World's awareness of CCFC after their disastrous season in the sun. I imagine that, if anyone out there IS aware of them they're aware that the events of this season show that the ENTIRE Club is a basket case, not just the mad owner.

And, with their debt being maybe £130/140 million after this season, if there is someone with money out there who is sane enough to even considers buying them do they honestly think that they'll cough up anything like that figure ? Maybe £60m of that amount was created by building the Stadium and Training Facilities but they're not actually worth that amount because there's no one around who would consider buying them (is there another PL team in Cardiff we're unaware of ?). Property is only worth what someone is willing to pay.

So, what would VT do if someone offered him, say, £70m ? Refuse to sell is the answer. Why would he sell when the next 4 years parachute payments are about £60m. He can just take that and he'll still own the Club to do what he wanted with.

I'm sure there'll be even more entertainment to come from the East for a long time to come.


that 2nd to last paragraph says it all really. never thought of this. Although VT would need to get rid of the high running costs which are causing that club to hemorrhage money.
So high earners/players gone....season ticket price rise.....ticket price rises....his own staff (like the painter on work experience) to lower costs, maybe a name change then to attract more foreign investors/sponsors. What else I don't know.......


........what IF they stay up though???? Anyone thought of that? Maybe they will be bigger than Fulham then

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 10:50 - Feb 25 with 2803 viewsmonmouth

Aye their only a win from safety, yet even they seem to have convinced themselves they'll be relegated and need a new 'billionaire'. Crap fans, crap club. Like a rabid dog, needs to be put out of its misery, or like a cancer growth, needs to be cut out for the good of football as a whole.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 11:02 - Feb 25 with 2779 viewslonglostjack

I'm surprised that nobody from the drama department at BBC Wales hasn't realised the potential. "The Club" would definitely be as funny as "the Office" and they wouldn't have to tweak the script much.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 11:45 - Feb 25 with 2738 viewsJackhero

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 11:02 - Feb 25 by longlostjack

I'm surprised that nobody from the drama department at BBC Wales hasn't realised the potential. "The Club" would definitely be as funny as "the Office" and they wouldn't have to tweak the script much.



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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 19:26 - Feb 25 with 2603 viewsicecoldjack

Still with the "big club " thing arnt they ?

If there was a genuine Billionaire out there that fancied a "big club" then the first port of call would be to Everton ! a proper big club with potential that actually DO play in blue !

The reason why kenwright hasnt been able to sell everton is because the only people interested in them where sharks like Tan and these other iffy far east owners, kenwright would not do buisness with these kinds of people.

It says everything when them up the road jjust want anyone fno matter who that has apparent wealth and wants to make tham a "big club"

Its quite frankly bizzare.

Cardiff medium sized club with absolutly massive debt and everything mortgaged up to the limit is not attractive to any sensible investor .

Plus they are all horrible 6 fingered conts up in the eastern block anyway !!
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:10 - Feb 25 with 2543 viewsdgt73

The aamb reminds me of the iraqi government minister comical Ali, he was the guy who said the American army had been defeated and destroyed even tho American tanks were in down town baghdad look him up on utube fuking hilarious.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:25 - Feb 25 with 2524 viewsDewi1jack

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 00:02 - Feb 25 by Tokijo

Swans are only 4 points (but could add extra point for goal difference) adrift from 18th position. Its not safe to party yet.


We're not partying...

Just p1ssing ourselves laughing at the World's bestest author and ankles.
According to the BMA, It's good to laugh on a daily basis.
They're just helping everyone in the footballing world to get a good belly laugh at least hourly.
Not known as the club that keeps giving for no reason



Just a quick question though.

How hasn't the worlds best aufor and riter realised it is that bad yet?
Even Neil Warnock is having a go.
Neil Warnock FFS

"Premier League fans want to see Cardiff City relegated because of season of controversy, claims Neil Warnock"

"Warnock, 65, said 90% of neutral fans would probably prefer to see Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's men fall through the top flight trap door because of episodes dating back to the club's change of colours from blue to red in 2012. "

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/premier-league-fans-wa

Sorry if a Les.
[Post edited 25 Feb 2014 20:33]

If you wake up breathing, thats a good start to your day and you'll make many thousands of people envious.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:28 - Feb 25 with 2519 viewsBrynmill_Jack

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 19:26 - Feb 25 by icecoldjack

Still with the "big club " thing arnt they ?

If there was a genuine Billionaire out there that fancied a "big club" then the first port of call would be to Everton ! a proper big club with potential that actually DO play in blue !

The reason why kenwright hasnt been able to sell everton is because the only people interested in them where sharks like Tan and these other iffy far east owners, kenwright would not do buisness with these kinds of people.

It says everything when them up the road jjust want anyone fno matter who that has apparent wealth and wants to make tham a "big club"

Its quite frankly bizzare.

Cardiff medium sized club with absolutly massive debt and everything mortgaged up to the limit is not attractive to any sensible investor .

Plus they are all horrible 6 fingered conts up in the eastern block anyway !!


It's their sense of entitlement that gets me. Ipswich and Norwich are far bigger clubs than Cardiff

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:28 - Feb 25 with 2517 viewsreddythered

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 08:31 - Feb 25 by 1jack

What's really good on there is them having a go at malky for buying 1 danish striker, but they seem to be ok with ogs bringing in 3 Norwegians from a league which is weaker. It is genuinely a laugh a minute.


Norwegian league has a higher co-efficient than the scottish league apparently.

Cornelius turned out to be overpriced, ridiculous wages. Daehli was allegedly bought for 600k, doubt his wages anywhere near the Danish strikers. And Eikrem, Daehli have had far more impact, ie touched the ball...

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:32 - Feb 25 with 2359 viewsreddythered

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:28 - Feb 25 by Brynmill_Jack

It's their sense of entitlement that gets me. Ipswich and Norwich are far bigger clubs than Cardiff


And they have seven fingers...

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:33 - Feb 25 with 2355 viewsJackfath

Reddy, as a sensible Cardiff fan, what's your opinion on Annis?

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:44 - Feb 25 with 2329 viewsreddythered

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 20:33 - Feb 25 by Jackfath

Reddy, as a sensible Cardiff fan, what's your opinion on Annis?


*cough*.

I think people can read that forum, read my posts and figure that out for themselves, tbh.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 00:26 - Feb 26 with 2227 viewsLeonisGod

It wouldn't be so bad if they actually knew their own 'history':

"But he will leave us with a stadium capacity of 33,500 approx, which will appeal to many billionaires."

Is this the same stadium that was built and opened before agent tan came on the scene? All he's left them with is shit loads of more debt and an even more disillusioned fan base!

Comedy gold.
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 00:32 - Feb 26 with 2224 viewsLeonisGod

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 09:55 - Feb 25 by johnlangy

We should have expected it really. Every time it goes tits up we expect that they'll suddenly realise that they need to change. And what do they actually do ? They pray for someone else to come in and dig them into an even bigger hole. It's difficult to understand how stupid they are.

Some pillock referred to the World's awareness of CCFC after their disastrous season in the sun. I imagine that, if anyone out there IS aware of them they're aware that the events of this season show that the ENTIRE Club is a basket case, not just the mad owner.

And, with their debt being maybe £130/140 million after this season, if there is someone with money out there who is sane enough to even considers buying them do they honestly think that they'll cough up anything like that figure ? Maybe £60m of that amount was created by building the Stadium and Training Facilities but they're not actually worth that amount because there's no one around who would consider buying them (is there another PL team in Cardiff we're unaware of ?). Property is only worth what someone is willing to pay.

So, what would VT do if someone offered him, say, £70m ? Refuse to sell is the answer. Why would he sell when the next 4 years parachute payments are about £60m. He can just take that and he'll still own the Club to do what he wanted with.

I'm sure there'll be even more entertainment to come from the East for a long time to come.


There's another team just up the road in Newport who seem at the same level. Maybe they could find a use for the facilities?
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 06:24 - Feb 26 with 2177 viewsDr_Winston

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 10:50 - Feb 25 by monmouth

Aye their only a win from safety, yet even they seem to have convinced themselves they'll be relegated and need a new 'billionaire'. Crap fans, crap club. Like a rabid dog, needs to be put out of its misery, or like a cancer growth, needs to be cut out for the good of football as a whole.


Nicely put.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 18:04 - Feb 26 with 2055 viewsCatullus

And now they are being sued ( along with former player, Seyi Olofinjana) after a career ending tackle by the said player!!

Just when you think nothing else could possibly go wrong!!

It's even more unbelievable than that old tv comedy series "Soap" and just as funny

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 19:22 - Feb 26 with 2017 viewsBrynmill_Jack

The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 18:04 - Feb 26 by Catullus

And now they are being sued ( along with former player, Seyi Olofinjana) after a career ending tackle by the said player!!

Just when you think nothing else could possibly go wrong!!

It's even more unbelievable than that old tv comedy series "Soap" and just as funny


Who got injured?

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 19:38 - Feb 26 with 1983 viewsC_jack

Fool me once..

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The ultimate definition of 'deluded' on 19:44 - Feb 26 with 1973 viewsFieryJack

Christ - what a load of vicious, smug, triumphalist bilge.

Talk about kicking someone when they're down.

Don't forget that we were in a very deep ditch ten or so years ago - not like we haven't been there.

No humility, no perspective, no class.
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