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A song for Russell Martin
at 08:54 5 Feb 2023

I’m sure that some of you are aware of ChatGPT AI…here’s something I whipped up.

Verse 1:
There's a man in Swansea who's got a big job to do,
Making substitutions and trying to see it through.
But every time he tries, oh man, it's such a shame,
Russell Martin's got a knack for throwing away the game.

Chorus:
Russell Martin, he's the man with a plan,
But when it comes to substitutions, he's got a different plan.
Making changes that just don't make sense,
And throwing away wins for Swansea in the football defense.

Verse 2:
He brings on players that just don't fit the bill,
And the team falls apart, it's just so hard to watch and still.
They're losing games they should have won with ease,
All because of Russell Martin's poor subs and his poor knees.

Chorus:
Russell Martin, he's the man with a plan,
But when it comes to substitutions, he's got a different plan.
Making changes that just don't make sense,
And throwing away wins for Swansea in the football defense.

Bridge:
But we'll keep cheering for Swansea, through the highs and lows,
And we'll hope that Russell Martin finds a way to grow.
Until then, we'll sing this song and hope for the best,
And pray that he makes the right subs and puts this game to rest.

Chorus:
Russell Martin, he's the man with a plan,
But when it comes to substitutions, he's got a different plan.
Making changes that just don't make sense,
And throwing away wins for Swansea in the football defense.

Outro:
So here's to Russell Martin, and all his substitution woes,
May he one day learn to make the right moves, who knows?
Until then, we'll sing this song and hope for the best,
And pray that he makes the right subs and puts this game to rest.
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Stag do
at 17:10 22 Jan 2023

Where was your best, any interesting stories?
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Jury Service
at 16:32 19 Dec 2022

I've managed to avoid it somehow until the ripe old age of 35, but I've been called up to do jury service in January next year. I've looked at some of the instructions that they send through, but I was just wondering if anyone had any advice or tips (or generally interesting stories!)? *looks over to Sirjohn*

How smart do you need to dress these days? I always assumed it would be formal, however I'm not sure if that is the case these days? I.e. would jeans be acceptable, for example? (Not that I would wear them to court, just curious).
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Michu
at 18:39 28 Mar 2022

Nice video.

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The table 40 years ago today
at 14:22 27 Feb 2022

My father has kept a diary since his teens and sent this clipping over from 40 years ago today…nice to see!

Full pic: https://ibb.co/FJ5nTJ4

[Post edited 27 Feb 2022 14:23]
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Six Nations 2022
at 15:47 12 Feb 2022

Close game with Scotland.
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That's one of the biggest chokes I've seen from us in recent years
at 14:31 27 Jun 2020

Playing bottom of the league, we invited pressure from the off...could not keep any possession...passing was woeful.

The thing is, I'm not surprised at all. Such a massive, massive shame.
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The Scum Vs Dirty Leeds
at 13:30 21 Jun 2020

1-0 scum at the moment. Detest both clubs and would love Leeds to slip up again but we need Cardiff to drop points.
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Social distancing in football
at 23:07 20 Jun 2020

From watching the games earlier and watching MOTD now...elbow bumps, fists bumps instead of handshakes...and then massive huddles, group hugs when a goal is scored, people putting their arms around opposing players when a foul happens, plenty of scuffles...bit daft innit?
[Post edited 20 Jun 2020 23:07]
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Vera Lynn
at 09:43 18 Jun 2020

RIP
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Comedians/actors with the funniest facial expressions
at 09:58 14 Jun 2020

I’ll start with a few...

Leonard Rossiter
Tommy Cooper
Patricia Routledge
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Leon steps down from sporting director role
at 08:10 13 Jun 2020

https://www.swanseacity.com/news/leon-britton-relinquishes-sporting-director-rol
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League 2 vote to end season
at 15:50 9 Jun 2020

On PPG.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12003520/league-two-swindon-champi
[Post edited 9 Jun 2020 15:51]
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Harry Kane and Leyton Orient sponsorship
at 13:41 15 May 2020

Nice gesture.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52665809
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Iconic shirt sponsors
at 09:15 17 Apr 2020

Following on from the iconic shirts thread, which shirt sponsors stick out in your mind, and which clubs are they related to?

I’ll start...

Man Utd - Sharp
Liverpool - Carlsberg/Candy
Swans - Gulf/32 Red
Newcastle - Newcastle brown ale
[Post edited 17 Apr 2020 9:29]
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Clap for the NHS - let’s all congregate on Westminster Bridge
at 09:10 17 Apr 2020



Sorry if posted elsewhere, but ffs... 🙄
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The Quiz ITV
at 21:16 13 Apr 2020

Looking forward to seeing how they reenact this.
[Post edited 13 Apr 2020 21:17]
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Virtue signallers
at 18:10 11 Apr 2020

Absolutely creaming themselves via every avenue today.
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The official Coronavirus v Easter Bank Holiday Weekend thread
at 11:32 10 Apr 2020

Shocked no thread yet from JH!

In all seriousness...this weekend could potentially be a nightmare. On my normal morning run this morning, where I normally pass 0-2 people at a maximum, I must have passed at least 20-25. I really hope that this won’t be a trend across the country, but fear it will be. I acknowledge that I was one of the people out adding to the numbers, but I’m comparing it to what it is normally like on a daily basis.

Maybe a temporary lockdown Friday-Monday would have helped?
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Virtual Grand National (ITV 5.15)
at 17:06 4 Apr 2020

Anyone had a flutter? Goes towards the NHS.
[Post edited 4 Apr 2020 17:06]
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