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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 22:35 22 Dec 2024
I must admit that I didn't really know anything about Morgan when he made his debut. But he was so impressive yesterday. The way he linked up with Field / Varane and just kept getting in the oppositions passing lanes was outstanding. An attacking defender? Or a defensive forward? Who knows? He's got something - the Force is strong in this one. |
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Reply | Varane
at 22:28 22 Dec 2024
Wins every header
Even playing at wide right
Jimmy - what a guy!
(Translated from the original Gaelic) |
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Reply | Varane
at 15:51 22 Dec 2024
Well, I hear he wears a bra. |
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Reply | Varane
at 13:17 22 Dec 2024
'... He seems a little mad.'
That is precisely the quality that sets apart a 'decent Rs player' from an 'Rs cult hero'. All the players we end up loving (rather than just liking) are a bit mad.
Aren't we due another nutter about now? Not saying it's Varane but we're definitely short of a certifiable weirdo to embody the insanity of following this club. |
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Thread | We are NOT the Shithouses
at 17:28 21 Dec 2024
Today, we were shithouse adjacent. We could see the shithouse and, lo, it was fcuking rank. Hope we fumigate HQ before the next match - they stunk out the joint like Scooby Doo's xmas dump. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 15:50 21 Dec 2024
The sniper was aiming for the Preston player but got distracted by the screams of someone eating a Pukka balti pie, as the filling landed in his lap. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 15:25 21 Dec 2024
Not so much the goal as the loss of Cook going into Christmas. Fcuk our luck.
Oh, and Fox is on. It just gets worse. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 09:49 21 Dec 2024
Got a good feeling about this one. We've become tricky to score against at a time when we usually go pants-on-head crackers. We might see Frey and Chair at some stage, Paal might get the nod over Ashby on the left and Kolli is unlikely to still have the plague - I guess I'm saying that this week's options might be a bit more positive than last week.
Or we might go full dumbass and play 2-0-8 with rush goalies and Fox as striker. |
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Reply | Bugger Off you poncy scum!
at 09:33 21 Dec 2024
The farthest object ever seen from Earth is HD1, which is estimated to be 13.3 billion light-years away. I would suggest that this is the minimum acceptable distance to which they should fcuk off. |
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Reply | Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 13:31 20 Dec 2024
I am suing M&S because their display of handkerchiefs reminded me of hundreds of neatly folded dead baby ghosts. The trauma has led me to drink heavily and eat curry, simply so I can feel something other than terror. I am asking for compensation to the tune of two crates of Paulaner and a lamb vindaloo. |
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Reply | Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 17:39 18 Dec 2024
'Utter Kunt In Kuntish Behaviour Shock!'
Edit: just had a thought - can you change the name to 'The Terrorist's Beard'? And then have a picture of an extremely overgrown lady-garden? [Post edited 18 Dec 17:49]
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Reply | Cifuentes Leaving the Club
at 07:28 17 Dec 2024
That's why I only give thoughtful and prescient commentary on the important matters of the day.
Actually, I'm worried he's going to break my record for most downvotes in a single post. |
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