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QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 11:09 21 Dec 2024

Due to go today for my first game of the season with Paul parker and SilverFox. Unfortunatley i'm ensconced in the brompton cystic fibrosis ward for christmas with my son watching 'homes under the hammer'.



I was looking forward to getting on the piss with the lads today, instead the chigwell Mother In law bought me into the ward a Ring Door bell for xmas this morning whatever the f ucking hell that is. As if im going to even bother taking the fu cking thing out of the box and learn its functions pertaining to my everyday existence.

It Took me 3 months to work out how to load my Issac hayes avatar on here, and then a week after i managed to work it all out, Clive changed it all and i had to change it back to dennis hopper.

I hate technology, it can fu ck off until christmas 2039, when with any luck, i'll have turned up me toes and my 3 ex wifes and can fight over my bloated corpse for my earthly goods and chattels.



Love your kids. Love the Rangers. Love each other.

I vow to Stop moaning about the bus being 5 minutes late and the binman leaving residual potato peelings on my drive. But i probably won't.

urrrrs

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The Frankie Friday Music Thread.....RIP
at 21:52 14 Dec 2024

I very well may be riding the white winged horse of the Bogotoa chisel, but this track made me think of jody as well...

Incredible.

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The Frankie Friday Music Thread.....RIP
at 21:36 14 Dec 2024

For Jody.

Prog.

Lift off 4mins.

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Best Sports Films
at 21:09 14 Dec 2024

'Don't forget the hornchurch..'

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Best Sports Films
at 19:23 14 Dec 2024

dm'd
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Best Sports Films
at 18:11 14 Dec 2024

Thank you mate. Thank you thank you thank you! i've got it!

I was shaking like a Krakow Brass on the back shift with a 9" schlong up her dirtbox when i was typing in 'The Games' into Amazon prime. I fuxked it up twice but have managed to buy it for £5.99!!

amazing cheers Snipper , i owe you a pint or three!.

i'm made up! you've made my christmas finding that.
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Best Sports Films
at 17:14 14 Dec 2024

'The Games' 1970.





I'd percolate my left bollock in a stove top Mocca pot to see this film again. Hard to find but well worth the effort.

It's set in a fictitious Olympic Games in Rome, late 60's early 70's. It follows 4 marathon runners and their road to the maneater of all olympic disicplines , The Marathon.

Micheal Crawford stars as 'Harry' a wing footed ernie on the milk round trained by Stanly Baker who makes Klaus Barbie seem like Barry the ballroon dancer from Hi de Hi. A brutal trainer who drives Harry into the concrete with his training regimes.

Harry is blessed with a turn of paace like Alan Wells with a kinder egg of sulphate dissolving up his arse and Baker convinces Harry to run from the front for the whole 26 miles to break the field.

This in 90 degree heat.

the other 3 runners in the story arc are a Bare footed aboriginal, Ryan O'neal as the handsome Shagger from the USA, and beleive it or not, French crooner Charles Aznavour as an iron cutrtain T 800 steroid beserker running to defeat imperialism and the filthy opulence and decadence of the coca cola swilling , 501 jean wearing pigs in the morally bankrupt west.

It's F uckin' Great. I would dearly love to get a copy of it.

i wont spoil it , but try to watch oit if you can. Fantastique.

obvs thumbs up for ;

'Kes',
'Rollerball',
'The Firm',
'I.D'
'Away days' incredible soundtrack.


and the Daddy.of them all . '

Raging Bull'
'
i''m da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss... I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss...'

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Had enough
at 14:29 24 Nov 2024

It pains me grievously to see our older Fans feel this way.

No one expects a carriage clock, cyrstal decanter or fountain pen for their multiple decades of dedication and loyalty to this infernal football club, nor should they.

But f uck me seven ways from sunday, they deserve more than the silver plated cloche of sweetcorn laden shit that has been served from the floorboards up by this football club, over the last 10+years.

respect most high to those older, loyal R'ss.

You did your duty.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 16:00 23 Nov 2024

We acted like a drunken Lord tossing a tramp a five pound note in the street with that Penalty taker decision.

We are in no position to offer such charity.

QPR are not a serious football club.

We haven't been one for 10 years.
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Good luck son of pugwash
at 20:36 16 Nov 2024

dm'd you scottie
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Good luck son of pugwash
at 15:18 16 Nov 2024

Gods speed Uncle Blob.

xx
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Is anyone else a bit done?
at 18:08 10 Nov 2024

i was ripped to the tits mate, but i checked the 3700 hours of taped conversation from friday
night on my watergate Sony TC-800B machine . Brightons athletic stadium was discussed at 11.27pm just before the bay of pigs issue at 11.11pm.

See you at Preston PP
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Is anyone else a bit done?
at 17:59 10 Nov 2024

'Brighton were playing in athletics stadium FFS and look at them compared to us now'

Friday night's 4 hour telephone call seems a 1000 years ago ;-)
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Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 16:10 9 Nov 2024

Brilliant!. I've just started to learn the bass guitar myself. The only thing i can play on it 'is walking on the moon ' by the police!
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Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 14:48 9 Nov 2024

My mood;

Rodney Trotter ;
"I don't think it's right! Them people laughing in there! I ain't laughing... I ain't today, I ain't laughing tomorrow, I don't wanna laugh for the rest of my life."

Uncle Albert ;
"Well, as long as you're happy, son"

Leeds 4-0.
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Positive thread alert: Posters you appreciate
at 14:43 9 Nov 2024

I thank yew!
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Best rock and roll song of all time.
at 19:15 2 Nov 2024

One of my favourite auto bio's was Simon napeir bells 'you dont have to say you love me' There's a quote from Townsend re Moons drumming style on his' pictures of lily drum kit'

it was along the lines of moon eshewing the traditional druming style of left to right, right to left.. Moon played 'forwards and back' 'forwards and back' hed never seen anything like it before or since.

i think Moon is at his best on this. He sounds like an old testemant god full of smote .

epic.

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Greatest Horror Films
at 16:26 31 Oct 2024

Hereditary (𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟾).

The eding scene where the boy becomes Paimon , the 9th king of hell ..

The music/ Score makes the scene. Totally unique. I've never heard anything like it. I shat my colon out in the cinema when i heard it full blast.

The same bloke made folk horror 'Midsommar', which imo, was the biggest load of carcinogenic tom tit i've ever seen.

Hail Paimon!. Hail Paimon !

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Greatest Horror Films
at 07:40 30 Oct 2024

Event horizon acting from Robinson crusoe 1954 oscar winner irishman Dan O'Herlihy, he was pushing 70 by this time but percolates a slow motion riot actng masterclass in this segment of 'Halloween 3', 1982, playing the role of Conal Cochran, owner of 'Silver Shamrock'

Conal Cochran: Enjoy the horror-thon, Doctor, and don't forget to watch the big giveaway afterwards.
Doctor Daniel Challis: Why, Cochran, why?

Conal Cochran: Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke, and this is the best ever: a joke on the children. But there's a better reason...
You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.

... It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in to sit by our fires of turf...

Halloween... the festival of Samhain!! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children.
Doctor Daniel Challis: Sacrifices!

Conal Cochran: It was part of our world... our craft.
Doctor Daniel Challis: Witchcraft!

Conal Cochran: To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now... it's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know; the planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. .

The world's going to change tonight, Doctor, I'm glad you'll be able to watch it...

And... Happy Halloween.

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Adam Ant.
at 23:29 26 Oct 2024

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