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The death of the "Screamer" 19:59 - Sep 14 with 1568 viewsDr_Winston

Interesting piece on the BBC website about the decline of long distance goals, and the death of entertainment in football as a result of a thousand stats.

Of course, this brings back memories of Russy's admission that he was screaming at Fulton not to shoot just before Jay's long distance winner Vs Reading hit the net. Kinda exemplifies the whole thing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/7ruba7shs4/the-slow-death-of-the-screamer

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The death of the "Screamer" on 20:15 - Sep 14 with 1543 viewsWhiterockin

Duran scored a cracking one for Villa today.
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The death of the "Screamer" on 20:26 - Sep 14 with 1518 viewsDr_Winston

The death of the "Screamer" on 20:15 - Sep 14 by Whiterockin

Duran scored a cracking one for Villa today.


Just saw it. Belter.

They're definitely rarer beasts now than they used to be tho.

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The death of the "Screamer" on 20:28 - Sep 14 with 1511 viewstheloneranger

Imagine telling Robbie not to shoot. 😂

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The death of the "Screamer" on 20:28 - Sep 14 with 1507 viewsunion_jack

I thought this was an obituary to an ex girlfriend of mine.


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The death of the "Screamer" on 20:35 - Sep 14 with 1500 viewsBarrySwan

I don't think that I've ever seen so many long distance wonder goals than those scored every week these days throughout the divisions.
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The death of the "Screamer" on 21:29 - Sep 14 with 1442 viewsDr_Winston

The death of the "Screamer" on 20:35 - Sep 14 by BarrySwan

I don't think that I've ever seen so many long distance wonder goals than those scored every week these days throughout the divisions.


Maybe if it had been GB News reporting on the death of the screamer as opposed to the BBC you'd be more receptive?

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The death of the "Screamer" on 21:35 - Sep 14 with 1409 viewsKeithHaynes

The death of the "Screamer" on 21:29 - Sep 14 by Dr_Winston

Maybe if it had been GB News reporting on the death of the screamer as opposed to the BBC you'd be more receptive?


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The death of the "Screamer" on 22:54 - Sep 14 with 1313 viewsBarrySwan

The death of the "Screamer" on 21:29 - Sep 14 by Dr_Winston

Maybe if it had been GB News reporting on the death of the screamer as opposed to the BBC you'd be more receptive?


Not really I'm quite sure when I watch the EFL highlights tonight I'll see wonder shot after wonder shot popping in from all 3 lower divisions.

No doubt helped by more modern footballs and presumably better and more athletic technique by todays footballers.

The other thing that never fails to amaze me these days is every single week hapless goalkeeper after goalkeeper in games galore giving away goal after goal by attempting to be Bobby Moore in playing out of defence when its quite clear that they have the footballing abilities of Dudley Moore.

One can only assume that they are under instruction from managers like several of the recent Swans managers who couldn't grasp that their Keepers wouldn't be in goal if they were any good as an outfield player and defenders who couldn't trap a bag of cement or react faster than a stricken oil tanker when trying to field said goalkeepers pitiful attempts at playing out from the six yard box.
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The death of the "Screamer" on 14:53 - Sep 15 with 1094 viewsSullutaCreturned

The death of the "Screamer" on 22:54 - Sep 14 by BarrySwan

Not really I'm quite sure when I watch the EFL highlights tonight I'll see wonder shot after wonder shot popping in from all 3 lower divisions.

No doubt helped by more modern footballs and presumably better and more athletic technique by todays footballers.

The other thing that never fails to amaze me these days is every single week hapless goalkeeper after goalkeeper in games galore giving away goal after goal by attempting to be Bobby Moore in playing out of defence when its quite clear that they have the footballing abilities of Dudley Moore.

One can only assume that they are under instruction from managers like several of the recent Swans managers who couldn't grasp that their Keepers wouldn't be in goal if they were any good as an outfield player and defenders who couldn't trap a bag of cement or react faster than a stricken oil tanker when trying to field said goalkeepers pitiful attempts at playing out from the six yard box.
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I agree with the second part 100% but I haven't noticed many screamers when I'm watching highlights.

Screamers are great whn they fly in but when a long range effort doesn't hit the net it gives possession away, mostly and then your second point comes into play.
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The death of the "Screamer" on 08:24 - Sep 16 with 944 viewsAnotherJohn

There may be something in the argument that managers are discouraging shots from distance, However, a change that in my opinion works in the other direction is the ball. It is lighter and moves more in the air, That was evident in the goal Duran scored over the weekend, which swerved away from the keeper. As a former keeper myself, albeit only at uni level, I would much rather be fielding the ball from several years ago than the present one.
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The death of the "Screamer" on 18:41 - Sep 16 with 851 viewsKeithHaynes

The death of the "Screamer" on 08:24 - Sep 16 by AnotherJohn

There may be something in the argument that managers are discouraging shots from distance, However, a change that in my opinion works in the other direction is the ball. It is lighter and moves more in the air, That was evident in the goal Duran scored over the weekend, which swerved away from the keeper. As a former keeper myself, albeit only at uni level, I would much rather be fielding the ball from several years ago than the present one.


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The death of the "Screamer" on 18:46 - Sep 16 with 831 viewsSullutaCreturned

The death of the "Screamer" on 08:24 - Sep 16 by AnotherJohn

There may be something in the argument that managers are discouraging shots from distance, However, a change that in my opinion works in the other direction is the ball. It is lighter and moves more in the air, That was evident in the goal Duran scored over the weekend, which swerved away from the keeper. As a former keeper myself, albeit only at uni level, I would much rather be fielding the ball from several years ago than the present one.


The ball is so light now it swerves both ways, its like a bloody beach ball.

PS, I reckon Lorimer couldn't get one on target with these balls.
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