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Heavy Petting 00:08 - May 2 with 2230 viewsjack_lord

I have to say for years I wondered and always thought the "No Heavy Petting" at the swimming pool meant no snogging. How wrong was I.

What is heavy petting?
Heavy petting tends to focus more on sexual activity and foreplay below the waist, but stopping short of full intercourse (for most heterosexual couples this means penetrative penis-in-vagina sex). As Fox explains, it ‘tends to incorporate genital stimulation, having your hands underneath someone’s top or pants, or the removal of some clobber.’ Heavy petting could include:

Oral sex (cunnilingus/licking someone out or fellatio/blow jobs)
Hand jobs
F****ring
Mutual masturbation

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Heavy Petting on 00:12 - May 2 with 2223 viewsbuilthjack

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Heavy Petting on 07:23 - May 2 with 2173 viewsNotLoyal

Heavy Petting on 00:12 - May 2 by builthjack

I feel a red card is on the horizon


Not at all, very educational 👍

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Heavy Petting on 08:06 - May 2 with 2150 viewsmonmouth

What’s f****ring?

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Heavy Petting on 08:11 - May 2 with 2145 viewsNotLoyal

‘Fettering’

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Heavy Petting on 09:19 - May 2 with 2105 viewsonehunglow

Just as well me and wifey no longer go to swimming pools.We still love each other madly,deeply and badly

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Heavy Petting on 10:05 - May 2 with 2089 viewsNotLoyal

Here jack lord

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Heavy Petting on 10:18 - May 2 with 2076 viewsjack_lord

I agree with loyal. I feel I was educated last night as I have gone years thinking that that the pool people were stopping us kissing in the water. Something was said on the TV box and we actually looked up the definition. Shocked was I.

Makes sense but think they should change the picture at the pool illustrating heavy petting.

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Heavy Petting on 10:28 - May 2 with 2070 viewsJoe_bradshaw

It’s not keeping a rhinoceros on the back lawn then?

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Heavy Petting on 11:11 - May 2 with 2049 viewsA_Fans_Dad

Damn & blast, I always thought it was vigorously rubbing your pet's fur.
So that is where I have been going wrong all these years.
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Heavy Petting on 11:12 - May 2 with 2049 viewsbritferry

I had the Mrs do a bit of oral on me last time we went on hols, poor dab nearly drowned

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Heavy Petting on 13:23 - May 2 with 2003 viewsAguycalledJack

Heavy Petting on 10:18 - May 2 by jack_lord

I agree with loyal. I feel I was educated last night as I have gone years thinking that that the pool people were stopping us kissing in the water. Something was said on the TV box and we actually looked up the definition. Shocked was I.

Makes sense but think they should change the picture at the pool illustrating heavy petting.


I used to lifeguard at a local council run pool and heavy petting was definitely classed as cuddling / heavy kissing unless it was the 2 good looking Swedish young ladies who once turned up for nudist night and we’re found enjoying each other’s company behind the inflatable slide 😂
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Heavy Petting on 14:12 - May 2 with 1972 viewsJack123

IIRC the picture at the swimming pool, I'm sure it suggested no cuddling?.

libera nos a malo

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Heavy Petting on 14:19 - May 2 with 1967 viewsonehunglow

Heavy Petting on 11:12 - May 2 by britferry

I had the Mrs do a bit of oral on me last time we went on hols, poor dab nearly drowned


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Heavy Petting on 14:20 - May 2 with 1965 viewsonehunglow

Heavy Petting on 14:19 - May 2 by onehunglow

Hopefully before much longer Mr OHL and me will be renting an Algarve villa.You can always join us.


THIS IS A GREAT THREAD.

Much needed levity


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Heavy Petting on 18:35 - May 2 with 1903 viewsFlashberryjack

Heavy Petting on 00:12 - May 2 by builthjack

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