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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City ; Why, Why, Why Oh Palmer ! 02:48 - Oct 26 with 12443 viewsNotLoyal

Liberty stadium, Swansea
Tuesday 27th October 2020
Kick off 7.45pm

Sky Sports Arena
Swans TV
LIVE on Talk Sport 2

Paddys punts - Lewis Hamilton favourite for sports wotsit of the thingy.
Swans favourites 7/5 Draw 2/1 Stoke, I’ve forgotten.

Tonight’s referee is Andre Marriner who is in iron maiden, he wrote a song about himself and his great grandad was Samuel Coleridge. Andre sounds like he’s a bit tup. But he isn’t because he invented the red and yellow card, he shows a lot of people these cards in most games he is the referee. He likes to remind them he is the inventor of these colours. He averages in his whole career nearly three yellows a game ! It’s the truth and we feel that this stat is astonishing. He is though a premier league referee and is on all the select lists available, even ones yet to be introduced in to the world of selectiveness, which isn’t a word.

Marriner ready for a rhyme as he fronts the crowd at HellFest.

He will be assisted by Scott Ledger and Simon Long, while Kevin Johnson will be the fourth official. Fourth official Kevin Johnson is not related to Kevin Carter.





Pre match build up, history, Port Vale, a look at Stoke and why they speak funny, what’s a potter ?, did it have a wheel ?, why do they speak funny, is Stoke really as bad a place to live as it looks, facts you didn’t know about Stoke and couldn’t care, why do they speak funny ? Do they eat a special diet in Stoke ?, Why waste so much money on naff players ?, and the most asked question, why do they speak funny ?

It’s all on its way in the hottest, most read Matchday Thread ever made, and that includes cheese.

Stoke City football facts
1 — Stoke City are the second oldest professional football club in the world, after Notts County, and were one of the founding members of the Football League.
2 — The club’s only major trophy to date was the League Cup, which they won in 1972 after beating Chelsea 2-1 in the final. They also lifted the Football League Trophy in 1992 and 2000.
3 — Stoke City’s highest league finish in the top division is fourth. The Potters finished in this position in both the 1935/36 and 1946/47 seasons.
4 — Prior to their promotion in 2008, Stoke City had not participated in the top flight of English football for 23 years.
5 — The club were originally formed under the name Stoke Ramblers in 1863, but 15 years later they merged with Stoke Victoria Cricket Club and became Stoke Football Club. In 1925, when Stoke-on-Trent was granted “city status” their name changed again, this time to Stoke City Football Club.

More interesting facts about Stoke City fans is they only have one song, its called 'Go on Stoke' and it sounds like they struggle with that quite a lot as they have to repeat it continuously until they remember it. Stoke is in a place called Port Vale where music millionaire and Lee Hendry lookalike, Robbie Williams, lives in a small bedsit. Prior to his suicide when he killed himself in 2014, in America, Robbie was in loads of films. He is best remembered for being an old woman. Stoke claims to be the world centre of ceramics, a ceramic is a kiln fired thing which is made in to a shape then smashed by Greek people. The funniest joke ever told in the history of jokes is I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay.


It is normal at this point that we review the referee and officials, but strangely enough none have been announce a little more than 24 hours before kick off. Maybe after Saturdays game when Bonny Langford was the ref they have decided that no officials will be required on Tuesday ? This makes a mockery of referees stating they pre plan for days before a game. It isn't very good.

Record, Swans v Stoke.
Games won: 23
Games drawn: 21
Games lost: 30

First game was in 1925 at the vetch field on Christmas day. The sides drew 1-1, the very next day when they met again in 'Go on Stoke' and drew again by the same score. The next month however, in the FA Cup, Swansea put 6 goals in the Potters wheel, they replied with 3.

Swans Latest
Steve Cooper is weighing up changes to his Swansea City side as the relentless fixture schedule continues with Tuesday’s meeting with Stoke City.

The clash with the Potters is the fourth game in a sequence that sees the Swans play seven games in just 22 games.

Head coach Cooper’s selection has been consistent over the opening weeks of the season but - given the sheer weight of games - he acknowledges there will be a need to rotate and give different players a chance to impress in the matches ahead.

"It will be sooner rather than later,” said Cooper when asked if he would make changes against the Potter.

"It didn't really come too much into the thinking for the Bristol City game because there was an extra day of rest.

"But going into a Saturday-Tuesday, I certainly think that you really need to monitor the physical and mental status of the players.

"We've got players who are not on the pitch at the moment who are ready to go, and we need to utilise that."

Stoke City Latest
Stoke City are hoping midfielders Jordan Thompson and Sam Clucas will be available for the Championship clash at Swansea City on Tuesday.

Expect changes tonight..

Swansea City head coach Steve Cooper hands a debut to Ryan Manning as one of three changes for tonight’s meeting with Stoke City.

Manning joined the Swans from QPR on deadline day, and he slots in at left wing-back in place of Jake Bidwell.

Kyle Naughton and Yan Dhanda are also handed starting roles, taking the places of Ben Cabango and Korey Smith respectively.

Freddie Woodman starts in goal, with Naughton joining Marc Guehi and Ryan Bennett in a three-man defence.

Manning and Connor Roberts are the two wing-backs, with skipper Matt Grimes and Jay Fulton paired together in midfield.

Dhanda — making his first Championship start of the season — will take up an attacking midfield role, with Andre Ayew and Jamal Lowe operating ahead of him.

Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Kyle Naughton, Ryan Bennett, Marc Guehi; Connor Roberts, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Ryan Manning; Yan Dhanda; Andre Ayew, Jamal Lowe.

Substitutes: Steven Benda, Ben Cabango, Jake Bidwell, Korey Smith, Kasey Palmer, Liam Cullen, Viktor Gyokeres.

Stoke City: Adam Davies, Morgan Fox, Sam Vokes, James McClean, James Chester, John Obi Mikel (captain), Tommy Smith, Jacob Brown, Tashan Oakley-Boothe, Josh Tymon, Harry Souttar.

Substitutes: Amgus Gunn, Danny Batth, Lee Gregory, Steven Fletcher, Jordan Cousins, Nick Powell, Tyrese Campbell.

Referee: Andre Marriner

Cooper Post match.
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OK I've changed it.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:17 - Oct 27 with 1554 viewsFireboy2

Cmon Jake prove me right my friend🙏

And please Big Ben dont let us down mate.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:18 - Oct 27 with 1543 viewsDr_Parnassus

Dhanda reminds me of Yossi Benayoun.

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:19 - Oct 27 with 1529 viewsAndyCole

Cabango's first touch is a wayward long pass, ffs

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:21 - Oct 27 with 1520 viewsFireboy2

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:19 - Oct 27 by AndyCole

Cabango's first touch is a wayward long pass, ffs


Not my choice Dad.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:22 - Oct 27 with 1515 viewsKeithHaynes

Can you imagine if we had a proper striker.

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:26 - Oct 27 with 1485 viewsA_Fans_Dad

How many times are they allowed to knock our players over before Marriner gives a yellow?
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:26 - Oct 27 with 1480 viewsbritferry

last 2 free kicks been a complete waste

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:27 - Oct 27 with 1477 viewsNotLoyal

1-1 or 2-0

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:29 - Oct 27 with 1448 viewsbuilthjack

Brave

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:30 - Oct 27 with 1443 viewsKeithHaynes

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:16 - Oct 27 by KeithHaynes

Lets see Palmer win the game.


And I thank you.

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:30 - Oct 27 with 1443 viewsjasper_T

Proper lower leagues goal that one.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:30 - Oct 27 with 1436 viewsFireboy2

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 20:56 - Oct 27 by AndyCole

So, what d'ya reckon ? What subs do you suggest and when ?


Ahem🤔
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:30 - Oct 27 with 1433 viewsKeithHaynes

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:30 - Oct 27 by jasper_T

Proper lower leagues goal that one.


Keeper should have gone for that, second yellow.

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:30 - Oct 27 with 1432 viewsbuilthjack

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:22 - Oct 27 by KeithHaynes

Can you imagine if we had a proper striker.


It's the missing link

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:31 - Oct 27 with 1427 viewsbritferry

never in doubt

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:31 - Oct 27 with 1416 viewsKeithHaynes

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:16 - Oct 27 by KeithHaynes

Lets see Palmer win the game.


And I thank you again :-)

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:35 - Oct 27 with 1364 viewsbritferry

Well done Kasey, put a late one in on that dirty coont McClean and took a yellow for the team, then stuck a brave head in for the 2nd... good old fashioned football
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:37 - Oct 27 with 1346 views34dfgdf54

I f*cking loved Kasey leaving one on McLean.

Beautiful.

Great win. Dominated.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:38 - Oct 27 with 1337 viewsFireboy2

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:31 - Oct 27 by KeithHaynes

And I thank you again :-)




Btw I'm waiting for my plaudit from the ex manure striker.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:39 - Oct 27 with 1325 viewsAnotherJohn

Steady improvement, although we did lose our way a bit for part of the second half. I hadn't been impressed with Palmer up until now, but fair play he showed real balls today.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:42 - Oct 27 with 1302 viewsBadlands

Very good win.
How did Gunn stay on?
But, once again we go a goal up and the performance drops.
My pick of the crop Jay Fulton.

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:43 - Oct 27 with 1294 viewsAndyCole

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:37 - Oct 27 by 34dfgdf54

I f*cking loved Kasey leaving one on McLean.

Beautiful.

Great win. Dominated.


He's already a Legend, fair play.

We have some exciting options at #10.

Stoke were on the backfoot from the off.

Respect to Cooper, O'Neill was hapless

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:43 - Oct 27 with 1295 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:16 - Oct 27 by KeithHaynes

Lets see Palmer win the game.


Well done Mystic Meg

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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:46 - Oct 27 with 1257 viewsThornburyswan

Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:37 - Oct 27 by 34dfgdf54

I f*cking loved Kasey leaving one on McLean.

Beautiful.

Great win. Dominated.


This - let’s see if we can back that up on Saturday against a far more attack based side, but one that is vulnerable if you attack them.
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Matchday Thread : Swansea City v Stoke City TEAM NEWS THREE CHANGES. on 21:47 - Oct 27 with 1244 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Well that brightened a damp October night in Swansea.

I didn't even need to go for a P to get us to score. Happy days.

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