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You couldn't make it up 10:33 - Sep 12 with 3477 viewsBanosswan

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453715/Wife-56-cries-appears-court-cho

They've got the right detective on the case.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 10:40 - Sep 12 with 3466 viewsHighjack

Major W@nk is a fantastic title. His sons Private W@nk and Corporal W@nk are following in his footsteps. The W@nk family could not be more proud.

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You couldn't make it up on 11:00 - Sep 12 with 3429 viewsunion_jack

You couldn't make it up on 10:40 - Sep 12 by Highjack

Major W@nk is a fantastic title. His sons Private W@nk and Corporal W@nk are following in his footsteps. The W@nk family could not be more proud.


They must have cursed the day that word become everyday usage in the States!

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You couldn't make it up on 11:41 - Sep 12 with 3377 viewsBrynCartwright

"Major W ank said the body part was successfully located by law enforcement"...comedy gold, but obviously not for poor Mr Frabutt.

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You couldn't make it up on 11:58 - Sep 12 with 3346 viewsSwanjaxs

She almost got away with it but cops had a tip off apparently 🍆

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You couldn't make it up on 12:17 - Sep 12 with 3334 viewssainthelens

Poor cvnt hit the jackpot when he met her.
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You couldn't make it up on 12:23 - Sep 12 with 3322 viewsBanosswan

You couldn't make it up on 11:58 - Sep 12 by Swanjaxs

She almost got away with it but cops had a tip off apparently 🍆


Let's hope it stands up in court

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 12:47 - Sep 12 with 3295 viewstheloneranger

There must have been problems when he was at school, especially when the teacher was calling the register ...

W@nk !!!!!

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You couldn't make it up on 23:18 - Sep 12 with 3097 viewsBanosswan

The Americans have no clue though

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 01:29 - Sep 13 with 3053 viewsDJack

You couldn't make it up on 23:18 - Sep 12 by Banosswan

The Americans have no clue though


They know how to use a "full stop" though.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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You couldn't make it up on 12:29 - Sep 14 with 2863 viewsBanosswan

You couldn't make it up on 01:29 - Sep 13 by DJack

They know how to use a "full stop" though.


Game on.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 21:46 - Sep 14 with 2796 viewsDJack

You couldn't make it up on 12:29 - Sep 14 by Banosswan

Game on.


If it was "game on" I would have also pointed out another thread where you did the same.

If you wish to be triggered you crack on sunhine... I'm still sat here chuckling.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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You couldn't make it up on 22:53 - Sep 14 with 2769 viewsBanosswan

You couldn't make it up on 21:46 - Sep 14 by DJack

If it was "game on" I would have also pointed out another thread where you did the same.

If you wish to be triggered you crack on sunhine... I'm still sat here chuckling.


I thought that my response was light hearted FULL STOP

Whilst using swype on my phone, I'm not overly concerned with my punctuation.

However, you're obviously bothered by it; i apologise.

You cunnt ;)

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 02:25 - Sep 15 with 2721 viewsDJack

You couldn't make it up on 22:53 - Sep 14 by Banosswan

I thought that my response was light hearted FULL STOP

Whilst using swype on my phone, I'm not overly concerned with my punctuation.

However, you're obviously bothered by it; i apologise.

You cunnt ;)


One N in cûnt...and no I'm not bothered but I will admit to not noticing your insoucience. Your apology is accepted.

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You couldn't make it up on 22:06 - Sep 15 with 2589 viewsBanosswan

You couldn't make it up on 02:25 - Sep 15 by DJack

One N in cûnt...and no I'm not bothered but I will admit to not noticing your insoucience. Your apology is accepted.


No umlaut either.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 23:46 - Sep 15 with 2517 viewsDJack

You couldn't make it up on 22:06 - Sep 15 by Banosswan

No umlaut either.


...it's not an umlaut either.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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You couldn't make it up on 23:56 - Sep 15 with 2511 viewsBanosswan

You couldn't make it up on 23:46 - Sep 15 by DJack

...it's not an umlaut either.


It could be...

I'm trying my best with my c in English language gcse ffs!

I'm trying to better myself

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 23:58 - Sep 15 with 2509 viewsDJack

You couldn't make it up on 23:56 - Sep 15 by Banosswan

It could be...

I'm trying my best with my c in English language gcse ffs!

I'm trying to better myself


I got a D...and it shows!

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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You couldn't make it up on 00:06 - Sep 16 with 2504 viewsBanosswan

You couldn't make it up on 23:58 - Sep 15 by DJack

I got a D...and it shows!


Bet Warwick got an n.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 00:09 - Sep 16 with 2499 viewsBanosswan

You couldn't make it up on 23:58 - Sep 15 by DJack

I got a D...and it shows!


Plus I had you down as a low 'o' level type

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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You couldn't make it up on 00:14 - Sep 16 with 2495 viewsDJack

You couldn't make it up on 00:09 - Sep 16 by Banosswan

Plus I had you down as a low 'o' level type


2 "O levels" both C's...you fit right in.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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