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I Never Got... 09:35 - Jun 27 with 29172 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Idea from another thread for a Summer LFW Thread...

Not stuff you hate, stuff you just never had the love for, understood, saw the big commotion about...


Me? Never got The Clash. Ya, I can see the talent. Ya, I can see the coolness. Ya, I know there's a Rangers connection...but...I just don't GET them the way loads of you do. It's like I'm missing a gene!

And also, I never got Ice Cream. Tried it again yesterday. Don't see the fuss.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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I Never Got... on 23:58 - Jun 27 with 2169 viewskensalriser

Nandos
Game of Thrones
Cocaine

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I Never Got... on 00:26 - Jun 28 with 2137 viewsted_hendrix

Cheese in any shape form or come to think of it I cant describe how disgusting the bloody thing is.
In the name of fck why would any pillock melt a lump of cheese and pour it over a nice bit of cauliflower or even worse bloody peas ( cheesy peas ) get the fck outta hear and take your bloody awful smelling cheese with you.
Revolting stuff.
Whoever invented cheese is a stinky person.
Fck off you mouldy bastard.
Cheese connoisseurs my arse.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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I Never Got... on 00:47 - Jun 28 with 2119 viewsPunteR

Twitter

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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I Never Got... on 01:15 - Jun 28 with 2106 viewsjohncharles

I Never Got... on 11:52 - Jun 27 by qprxtc

Gonorrhoea.


Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it 😳😳😳

Strong and stable my arse.

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I Never Got... on 01:20 - Jun 28 with 2103 viewsjohncharles

Oasis

Strong and stable my arse.

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I Never Got... on 01:50 - Jun 28 with 2097 viewsBrisbaneR

Social media - perhaps you could turn off your phone/laptop and talk to someone?(appreciate this is posted on a web accessed forum/blog...bugger..)
Religious war - my invisible friend is better than your invisible friend
Rapping - I can speak into a mike and make it rhyme in time...but is it music..?
Leaf blowers - I have a machine that can move that pile of leaves over there...where they sit in a pile...
Ballet - fantastically athletic and skilled...but it would be much simpler to just walk over there wouldn't it?
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I Never Got... on 02:06 - Jun 28 with 2086 viewstimcocking

I Never Got... on 01:50 - Jun 28 by BrisbaneR

Social media - perhaps you could turn off your phone/laptop and talk to someone?(appreciate this is posted on a web accessed forum/blog...bugger..)
Religious war - my invisible friend is better than your invisible friend
Rapping - I can speak into a mike and make it rhyme in time...but is it music..?
Leaf blowers - I have a machine that can move that pile of leaves over there...where they sit in a pile...
Ballet - fantastically athletic and skilled...but it would be much simpler to just walk over there wouldn't it?


Social media - i'm on none. Only this forum here.

Ballet, good for teaching girls posture. It's not a bad thing to get a young girl doing for a couple of years. Can't put that in. Also, all exercise is good, so double not putting that in.

Rapping? Does that mean Hip-Hop? Don't tell me you don't like this...

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I Never Got... on 09:20 - Jun 28 with 1994 viewsMick_S

I Never Got... on 01:50 - Jun 28 by BrisbaneR

Social media - perhaps you could turn off your phone/laptop and talk to someone?(appreciate this is posted on a web accessed forum/blog...bugger..)
Religious war - my invisible friend is better than your invisible friend
Rapping - I can speak into a mike and make it rhyme in time...but is it music..?
Leaf blowers - I have a machine that can move that pile of leaves over there...where they sit in a pile...
Ballet - fantastically athletic and skilled...but it would be much simpler to just walk over there wouldn't it?


Leaf blowers - I have a machine that can move that pile of leaves over there...where they sit in a pile...

Micky Flannagan uses one to get his £50.00 notes in an orderly fashion.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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I Never Got... on 11:11 - Jun 28 with 1941 viewsLazyFan

I Never Got... on 20:26 - Jun 27 by qpr1976

Actually there’s 4 Emergency services, so you lost me from that point.
How very dare you landlubber !


Those type of people already wiped them out :(

zzzzzzzzzz

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I Never Got... on 11:23 - Jun 28 with 1923 viewsJJB

Jimmi Hendrix and Steak.
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I Never Got... on 11:52 - Jun 28 with 1884 viewsqprxtc

Paul Daniels.


Not a lot.
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I Never Got... on 12:04 - Jun 28 with 1871 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

I Never Got... on 11:23 - Jun 28 by JJB

Jimmi Hendrix and Steak.
[Post edited 28 Jun 2019 11:26]


Together?
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I Never Got... on 12:13 - Jun 28 with 1859 viewsDorse

MC Hammer's trousers.


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I Never Got... on 12:25 - Jun 28 with 1841 viewsR_from_afar

I Never Got... on 17:12 - Jun 27 by Snipper

I’ve seen some fantastic ill fitting syrups in my time. You’ve got to laugh really. Same thing with geezers using hair dye, and then them trying to deny it 🤣🤣.


I used to play for a cricket club in Newbury and the annual dinner one year was "interesting". That club had a lot of, shall we say, boisterous 20 something players (some of whom were Rs fans - bonus) and at the dinner, the sports presenter Ralph Dellor was the guest speaker. Throughout the event, sporadic shouts of "180!" could be heard, a reference to darts star Keith Dellor, a cheeky, nested gag which only the half-cut ruffians were in on and which totally passed everyone else by, Dellor - a very droll speaker - included.

I mention all this because a middle-aged guy (someone on the club's board, as I recall) in an ill-fitting syrup also attended the event. During the evening, the cheekiest of the younger players would take it in turns to sneak up behind him and shout "Syrup!" before trying to melt into the background.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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I Never Got... on 12:41 - Jun 28 with 1808 viewsTonto

smoking - why people still do it these days is utterly beyond me. I am proud to say I have never even had a single puff of a fag.

trolling - taking delight out of making someone else upset seems just incredibly bizarre

twitter - it takes more than 140 characters to have a conversation (or whatever the limit is these days)

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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I Never Got... on 13:02 - Jun 28 with 1786 viewsR_from_afar

I Never Got... on 01:50 - Jun 28 by BrisbaneR

Social media - perhaps you could turn off your phone/laptop and talk to someone?(appreciate this is posted on a web accessed forum/blog...bugger..)
Religious war - my invisible friend is better than your invisible friend
Rapping - I can speak into a mike and make it rhyme in time...but is it music..?
Leaf blowers - I have a machine that can move that pile of leaves over there...where they sit in a pile...
Ballet - fantastically athletic and skilled...but it would be much simpler to just walk over there wouldn't it?


Leaf blowers The work of the Devil. Let's strap a heavy great thing to our back, make an irritating noise and shunt a load of stuff backwards and forwards while merrily topping up local greenhouse gas emissions.

See also: Patio heaters

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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I Never Got... on 13:09 - Jun 28 with 1775 viewsDorse

I Never Got... on 12:25 - Jun 28 by R_from_afar

I used to play for a cricket club in Newbury and the annual dinner one year was "interesting". That club had a lot of, shall we say, boisterous 20 something players (some of whom were Rs fans - bonus) and at the dinner, the sports presenter Ralph Dellor was the guest speaker. Throughout the event, sporadic shouts of "180!" could be heard, a reference to darts star Keith Dellor, a cheeky, nested gag which only the half-cut ruffians were in on and which totally passed everyone else by, Dellor - a very droll speaker - included.

I mention all this because a middle-aged guy (someone on the club's board, as I recall) in an ill-fitting syrup also attended the event. During the evening, the cheekiest of the younger players would take it in turns to sneak up behind him and shout "Syrup!" before trying to melt into the background.


We used to have a (drunken) game where we'd each take turns to surreptitiously yelp 'So!', 'Pee!', 'Ti..!', 'Twang!', 'K!' at public events, lectures, funerals etc.

Passed the time.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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I Never Got... on 13:13 - Jun 28 with 1768 viewsDrewster

Gavin and Stacey. Just don’t find it funny at all.
In fact anything with James Corden. I don’t get the big love in for him. Maybe he realised we all sussed him out over here and subsequently he goes to the US. Car pool karaoke my @rse.
Reality TV
ITV
Glastonbury
Mary Ann Hobbs
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I Never Got... on 13:19 - Jun 28 with 1757 viewsDorse

People who sing in American accents.

Unless they are Americans, in which case, as you were.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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I Never Got... on 13:25 - Jun 28 with 1747 viewsMick_S

Going to the cinema. Sitting next to strangers in the dark and it's too bloody loud.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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I Never Got... on 13:47 - Jun 28 with 1719 viewsMrSheen

Tattoos. Never wanted one, can't understand the mania for them.
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I Never Got... on 13:51 - Jun 28 with 1706 viewsTheChef

LGBT propaganda.

Just let humans be humans, and whatever consenting adults want to do in private is fine by me. You don't need to shove it down our throats every day and create yet more divisions/boxes in society.

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I Never Got... on 14:14 - Jun 28 with 1679 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

I Never Got... on 13:51 - Jun 28 by TheChef

LGBT propaganda.

Just let humans be humans, and whatever consenting adults want to do in private is fine by me. You don't need to shove it down our throats every day and create yet more divisions/boxes in society.


Someone had to ruin it...

4 pages of relative niceties. A LFW record.
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I Never Got... on 14:45 - Jun 28 with 1656 viewsqprxtc

I Never Got... on 00:26 - Jun 28 by ted_hendrix

Cheese in any shape form or come to think of it I cant describe how disgusting the bloody thing is.
In the name of fck why would any pillock melt a lump of cheese and pour it over a nice bit of cauliflower or even worse bloody peas ( cheesy peas ) get the fck outta hear and take your bloody awful smelling cheese with you.
Revolting stuff.
Whoever invented cheese is a stinky person.
Fck off you mouldy bastard.
Cheese connoisseurs my arse.


Amen Ted.

Cheese. Bloody 'orrible stuff. Straight from Satan's foreskin. Stick it up yer bum.
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I Never Got... on 15:05 - Jun 28 with 1635 viewsloftboy

I Never Got... on 14:45 - Jun 28 by qprxtc

Amen Ted.

Cheese. Bloody 'orrible stuff. Straight from Satan's foreskin. Stick it up yer bum.


Except for extra mature cheddar of course, totally agree with smelly soft french cheese

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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