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ShÃ¬t Joke thread..... 21:41 - Nov 20 with 84338 views

My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ...

I nearly shÃ¬t her knickers ðŸ˜®

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ShÃ¬t Joke thread..... on 15:19 - Aug 19 with 1072 views

Kerouac

My mate got a new dog the other day, a pup from the blacksmiths in Penclawdd, he was telling me over a pint.
I asked how the pup copes overnight. My mate said the first night, he left the kitchen door ajar...he made a bolt for it.

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ShÃ¬t Joke thread..... on 09:34 - Aug 21 with 975 views

Highjack

Went to get my haircut but there was a massive queue. We were waiting so long that we were brought freshly cooked burgers, sausages and kebabs.

Best barber queue ever.

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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