| Hodgson's England 10:34 - Mar 26 with 27732 views | BlackCrowe |
Honestly don't think i can be bothered to watch tonight.
3 months away, Hodgson should start playing as close to a first team as possible now. Time for mass scale experimentation passed a fair while ago IMO.
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| Hodgson's England on 10:38 - Mar 26 with 9860 views | Hayesender |
Sod England, I'm off out for a ruby tonight to try and sweat this nasty bug out of me |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 10:52 - Mar 26 with 9841 views | Dorse |
| Hodgson's England on 10:38 - Mar 26 by Hayesender |
Sod England, I'm off out for a ruby tonight to try and sweat this nasty bug out of me |
There are at least 2 threads of advice / dire warnings for you to consider. Put A & E on speed-dial, bog roll in the freezer, procure some sort of anus chap-stick, plan your route home via public khazis, ensure you pack spare grundies or, at the very least, bicycle clips and you'll have a great time.
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| Hodgson's England on 10:54 - Mar 26 with 9835 views | Hayesender |
| Hodgson's England on 10:52 - Mar 26 by Dorse |
There are at least 2 threads of advice / dire warnings for you to consider. Put A & E on speed-dial, bog roll in the freezer, procure some sort of anus chap-stick, plan your route home via public khazis, ensure you pack spare grundies or, at the very least, bicycle clips and you'll have a great time.
Bosh's next thread: 'Hayesender RIP' |
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| Hodgson's England on 11:20 - Mar 26 with 9779 views | rsonist |
Is this really even that experimental?
Unless Shaw and Wilshere get fit I'd say that was as likely as any to be the first choice midfield and defence. Attack will be some awkward bodge of Sterling/Welbeck and Lallana flanking Rooney.
It's funny to read people suggesting that the psychic link between the Tottenham players is what could drive England to the trophy this summer. Worked a treat in 2014 with all the Liverpool players didn't it. "Now if we play Rooney in the Suarez role..." |  | | |
| Hodgson's England on 11:42 - Mar 26 with 9757 views | Jigsore |
I might watch for once. If they're going to play Germany on the counter it might work, we've got the full-backs for it and Welbeck and Lallana have been in decent form to be fair. I suspect Vardy will probably get on at some point too and he is very quick
but if that shrek b@stard Rooney comes on i'll go mental |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 11:56 - Mar 26 with 9742 views | Toast_R |
I'll be watching this with a few cold beers and my £10 worth of Chilli Biltong and Peri Peri Droiwors my Mrs bought me as I didn't want chocolate this easter. [Post edited 26 Mar 2016 11:58]
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| Hodgson's England on 11:57 - Mar 26 with 9736 views | paulparker |
Unless you play for spurs & Liverpool your not getting in the England team it seems
How the feck does wellbeck waltz back in ?? When vardy has been banging them in all season
As for lallana & Henderson words fail me , awful players , why no Antonio or noble , you know players in form
Cresswell, Drinkwater, vardy , shawcross should be all starting tonight
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| Hodgson's England on 12:58 - Mar 26 with 9672 views | W13R |
| Hodgson's England on 10:52 - Mar 26 by Dorse |
There are at least 2 threads of advice / dire warnings for you to consider. Put A & E on speed-dial, bog roll in the freezer, procure some sort of anus chap-stick, plan your route home via public khazis, ensure you pack spare grundies or, at the very least, bicycle clips and you'll have a great time.
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Anus chap-stick................. superb!! |  | | |
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| Hodgson's England on 13:07 - Mar 26 with 9643 views | TheBlob |
It's either watching England or pumping out the cess pit.....not much in it really...the decision,not the cess pit.....we've had heavy rain and the pit is looking like a Quatermass Experiment.....green bubbles.....I swear it chuckled at me as I fed it an expired duck.... |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 13:58 - Mar 26 with 9598 views | johncharles |
| Hodgson's England on 12:58 - Mar 26 by W13R |
Anus chap-stick................. superb!! |
Take your word for it. |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 14:01 - Mar 26 with 9589 views | johncharles |
Hadn't noticed they were playing. Does anyone apart from Wellbeck's mum and dad really give a monkeys ?
To be fair, I didn't bother with the Wales match either. | |
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| Hodgson's England on 16:13 - Mar 26 with 9499 views | Dorse |
| Hodgson's England on 12:58 - Mar 26 by W13R |
Anus chap-stick................. superb!! |
That is definitely the tag-line for the advert.
'Are you going out with the boys again tonight?'
'Think I'll give it a miss. My nautical miles are giving me hell and they're off to Paddy O'Singh's'.
'What? The Irish curry house?'
'Yep, that's the one and it's all-you-can-eat Phal and Guiness night.'
'But darling, I was talking with the girls about this and they told me to buy you this'.
(Holds up NEW Anus Chap Stick)
'Hang on, you were discussing my Sigmunds?'
'Yes, on the bus and later in Costa and then at the church social. Anyway, they said that it is marvellous. You can...' (Cuts to montage of people riding bikes, buying suspiciously large root vegetables etc)
'... just enjoy life. Give it a go'.
(Cuts to footage of him staggering up the front garden, wife waiting at the door)
'Well dear, how was it?'
'Are you the ambulance...?'
(Music swells and she turns to the camera)
'Anus Chap Stick... Superb!'
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| Hodgson's England on 18:24 - Mar 26 with 9389 views | PunteR |
| Hodgson's England on 16:13 - Mar 26 by Dorse |
That is definitely the tag-line for the advert.
'Are you going out with the boys again tonight?'
'Think I'll give it a miss. My nautical miles are giving me hell and they're off to Paddy O'Singh's'.
'What? The Irish curry house?'
'Yep, that's the one and it's all-you-can-eat Phal and Guiness night.'
'But darling, I was talking with the girls about this and they told me to buy you this'.
(Holds up NEW Anus Chap Stick)
'Hang on, you were discussing my Sigmunds?'
'Yes, on the bus and later in Costa and then at the church social. Anyway, they said that it is marvellous. You can...' (Cuts to montage of people riding bikes, buying suspiciously large root vegetables etc)
'... just enjoy life. Give it a go'.
(Cuts to footage of him staggering up the front garden, wife waiting at the door)
'Well dear, how was it?'
'Are you the ambulance...?'
(Music swells and she turns to the camera)
'Anus Chap Stick... Superb!'
Available in Original, Cool Ranch and Old Spice. |
old spice sounds painful |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 18:33 - Mar 26 with 9369 views | Lblock |
I've only missed one England game live or on TV since I was 12
Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be in a bar restaurant type affair where I know there is no TV
I was slightly bothered by this but having seen the team I'm simply shrugging my shoulders and heavy sighing indignation
Pah! |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 18:38 - Mar 26 with 9369 views | LowerloftLad |
Welbeck is this some sort of joke ... No just bottle job England |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 18:41 - Mar 26 with 9368 views | Llanranger |
I must be in a minority of one! Maybe it comes from being English in a place where most others are desperate for England to lose (including my youngest son - the reincarnation of Owain Glyndwr by all accounts!).
I shall watch the match, hopefully enjoy it, cheer on England and look forward to the Euro's.
Qualified unbeaten, but it's not enough for some supporters.
Easy group? That comment came after we started beating everyone. At first it was a tricky group, and the Swiss would win.
Wellbeck? Seems to me he always performs for England (kiss of death there) and I can fully understand why he's in the team.
Woy? Doing a good job from where I'm sitting.
And at the end of the day, if you just like good football it is Germany playing... |  | | |
| Hodgson's England on 19:07 - Mar 26 with 9319 views | Dorse |
If we win: three months of jingoistic mass hysteria until the inevitable fcuk up on penalties in the quarter final.
If we lose: three months of nihilism and ennui that is shattered by the completely unexpected run to the quarter final when we are unlucky to narrowly go out on penalties. | |
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| Hodgson's England on 19:25 - Mar 26 with 9286 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Hodgson's England on 18:41 - Mar 26 by Llanranger |
I must be in a minority of one! Maybe it comes from being English in a place where most others are desperate for England to lose (including my youngest son - the reincarnation of Owain Glyndwr by all accounts!).
I shall watch the match, hopefully enjoy it, cheer on England and look forward to the Euro's.
Qualified unbeaten, but it's not enough for some supporters.
Easy group? That comment came after we started beating everyone. At first it was a tricky group, and the Swiss would win.
Wellbeck? Seems to me he always performs for England (kiss of death there) and I can fully understand why he's in the team.
Woy? Doing a good job from where I'm sitting.
And at the end of the day, if you just like good football it is Germany playing... |
This.
Even if we fvcking won it, people would complain that the trophy is too heavy. [Post edited 26 Mar 2016 19:28]
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| Hodgson's England on 19:31 - Mar 26 with 9272 views | BlackCrowe |
| Hodgson's England on 18:41 - Mar 26 by Llanranger |
I must be in a minority of one! Maybe it comes from being English in a place where most others are desperate for England to lose (including my youngest son - the reincarnation of Owain Glyndwr by all accounts!).
I shall watch the match, hopefully enjoy it, cheer on England and look forward to the Euro's.
Qualified unbeaten, but it's not enough for some supporters.
Easy group? That comment came after we started beating everyone. At first it was a tricky group, and the Swiss would win.
Wellbeck? Seems to me he always performs for England (kiss of death there) and I can fully understand why he's in the team.
Woy? Doing a good job from where I'm sitting.
And at the end of the day, if you just like good football it is Germany playing... |
I would love England to do well. But i can't agree about it being a tricky qualifying group - it was a joke or else English football is the international equivalent of leagues 1 and 2.
There's some good players though and not the bling (exception Rooney) of recent years. | |
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| Hodgson's England on 19:49 - Mar 26 with 9246 views | BlackCrowe |
Oh good, it's Clive Tyldesey. | |
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| Hodgson's England on 20:22 - Mar 26 with 9202 views | BlackCrowe |
Oh that's easy, they were the c@nts. | |
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| Hodgson's England on 20:40 - Mar 26 with 9155 views | MrSheen |
Germany's kit is even worse than ours. It looks like they're wearing bin bags. |  | | |
| Hodgson's England on 20:43 - Mar 26 with 4333 views | supahoopsa |
Only seen the last 15 minutes, but it's the same piss poor England not capable of putting two passes together |  |
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| Hodgson's England on 21:05 - Mar 26 with 4263 views | QPRDave |
England are sh*t, we'll get all the usual c**p, before the tournament that "we have a real chance this time"
Then Roy will sit there shaking his head and looking confused like rabbit in the headlights, as our "world superstars " fail again |  | | |
| Hodgson's England on 21:28 - Mar 26 with 4198 views | CHUBBS |
| Hodgson's England on 21:05 - Mar 26 by QPRDave |
England are sh*t, we'll get all the usual c**p, before the tournament that "we have a real chance this time"
Then Roy will sit there shaking his head and looking confused like rabbit in the headlights, as our "world superstars " fail again |
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Gotta say those two great goals are the least we deserve.
So far this has to be one of the best friendlies I've ever seen. |  | | |
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