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Fulham - trouble in store 07:30 - Sep 25 with 18092 viewsDorse



The Fulham Young Gentlemen's Society for the Promotion of Fisticuffs and Hullabaloo (established 1856) has joined forces with their youth firm The Cottage Casuals. Last season, four opposition fans were hospitalised after having Lobster bisque thrown in their faces. And several were injured when fans had their butlers throw stale canapés.

Be careful out there.
[Post edited 25 Sep 2015 7:36]

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 08:23 - Sep 25 with 10722 viewslondonscottish

The police are worried about the drinking culture around the ground given that it's a night fixture and a London derby.

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[Post edited 25 Sep 2015 8:37]

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Fulham - trouble in store on 08:40 - Sep 25 with 10666 viewsenfieldargh

I'm thinking about trying to blend in, so I've been having pints of pimms down my local.

They suggested I go for the Pink Gin but i think that's going too far .

Pass the petite fore sil vous plait

captains fantastic
Poll: SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

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Fulham - trouble in store on 08:48 - Sep 25 with 10639 viewsDorse

Fulham - trouble in store on 08:40 - Sep 25 by enfieldargh

I'm thinking about trying to blend in, so I've been having pints of pimms down my local.

They suggested I go for the Pink Gin but i think that's going too far .

Pass the petite fore sil vous plait


Remember, don't give yourself away by forgetting to insert the 'w' when you laugh. For example:

'Hwa hwa hwa hwa hwa, Quentin! Bally pleb probably BUYS his own pheasant!'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 08:50 - Sep 25 with 10631 viewsaston_hoop

Get there early, parking is going to be a pain


Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 08:55 - Sep 25 with 10613 viewsenfieldargh

Fulham - trouble in store on 08:48 - Sep 25 by Dorse

Remember, don't give yourself away by forgetting to insert the 'w' when you laugh. For example:

'Hwa hwa hwa hwa hwa, Quentin! Bally pleb probably BUYS his own pheasant!'


wots a pheasant my lord he asked baldrickesque?

captains fantastic
Poll: SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

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Fulham - trouble in store on 08:55 - Sep 25 with 10613 viewsWokingR

Fulham - trouble in store on 08:48 - Sep 25 by Dorse

Remember, don't give yourself away by forgetting to insert the 'w' when you laugh. For example:

'Hwa hwa hwa hwa hwa, Quentin! Bally pleb probably BUYS his own pheasant!'


This may also help

http://bluffers.com/quiz-corner/etiquette-quiz/

It's the bluffers guide to etiquette
Luckily I'm in the away end tonight and don't need to pass myself off as a Rupert as I only scored 20%
[Post edited 25 Sep 2015 9:10]
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Fulham - trouble in store on 09:00 - Sep 25 with 10590 viewswestberksr

Fulham - trouble in store on 08:40 - Sep 25 by enfieldargh

I'm thinking about trying to blend in, so I've been having pints of pimms down my local.

They suggested I go for the Pink Gin but i think that's going too far .

Pass the petite fore sil vous plait


fatal mistake and sure to lead to accusations of you being a cad and a bounder once your true colours are revealed.....

any well to do chap knows it's far too late in the season for Pimms and you should be partaking of a sloe gin, flambouyantly sipped from a silver hip flask engraved with your family and/or school coat of arms.

catering choices should have moved on from crustless cucumber sandwiches (pre season proms only) to warm vol au vants with a wild mushroom and Parmesan filling (freshly shaved or grated parmesan, not that powdery muck that lesser provision retailers attempt to pass of as authentic); served alongside a delicate tray of quails eggs with celery salt; ensuring your staff remove all of the pesky shell if they are not attending to care for your needs at the gathering.
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Fulham - trouble in store on 09:16 - Sep 25 with 10542 viewsDorse



'Get him fellows! I asked him to which association football team he subscribed and he failed to answer in perfect iambic hexameter! Thrash the oik!'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 09:20 - Sep 25 with 10531 viewsKonk

PA release - London - 25/09/15

It’s Derby day and that means one thing for the working class of West London — a chance for their beloved QPR to put one over the toffs of Fulham!

It's 4pm and with the sound of factory whistles, hooters and sirens resonating throughout West London and Middlesex, the great migration begins.

Arthur Scargill addresses the miners of Pinner outside the local NUM offices: "We may be living in filthy semi-detached, suburban squalor, whilst they live in castles made of gold, but never forget; #wertogether!"



The shipbuilders of Ruislip receive a rousing send-off from guest speaker, Lech Walesa: "The workers united will never be defeated as long as #wertogether!"



A break away group of pit workers from the Notting Hill colliery are intercepted as they try and escape the police bubble escorting the bulk of QPR fans directly from the pit to Craven Cottage:



Police form a human barrier outside the Putney branch of Pizza Express in an effort to prevent a lone QPR fan from entering the premises in lightly soiled work clothes.



Elsewhere there are chaotic scenes as QPR fans try and force their way into the beer garden of the Crabtree pub.



With the match not due to kick off for several hours, police are warning locals to stay indoors and draw their curtains less they cast their eyes upon the working poor.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Fulham - trouble in store on 09:34 - Sep 25 with 10479 viewsbeeeater

Fulham - trouble in store on 09:20 - Sep 25 by Konk

PA release - London - 25/09/15

It’s Derby day and that means one thing for the working class of West London — a chance for their beloved QPR to put one over the toffs of Fulham!

It's 4pm and with the sound of factory whistles, hooters and sirens resonating throughout West London and Middlesex, the great migration begins.

Arthur Scargill addresses the miners of Pinner outside the local NUM offices: "We may be living in filthy semi-detached, suburban squalor, whilst they live in castles made of gold, but never forget; #wertogether!"



The shipbuilders of Ruislip receive a rousing send-off from guest speaker, Lech Walesa: "The workers united will never be defeated as long as #wertogether!"



A break away group of pit workers from the Notting Hill colliery are intercepted as they try and escape the police bubble escorting the bulk of QPR fans directly from the pit to Craven Cottage:



Police form a human barrier outside the Putney branch of Pizza Express in an effort to prevent a lone QPR fan from entering the premises in lightly soiled work clothes.



Elsewhere there are chaotic scenes as QPR fans try and force their way into the beer garden of the Crabtree pub.



With the match not due to kick off for several hours, police are warning locals to stay indoors and draw their curtains less they cast their eyes upon the working poor.


Absolutely brilliant , can't stop laughing
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Fulham - trouble in store on 09:42 - Sep 25 with 10456 viewsQPunkR

Fulham - trouble in store on 09:34 - Sep 25 by beeeater

Absolutely brilliant , can't stop laughing


Agreed, great comeback Konk!

Shit but local

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Fulham - trouble in store on 09:44 - Sep 25 with 10452 viewsA40Bosh

Fulham - trouble in store on 09:20 - Sep 25 by Konk

PA release - London - 25/09/15

It’s Derby day and that means one thing for the working class of West London — a chance for their beloved QPR to put one over the toffs of Fulham!

It's 4pm and with the sound of factory whistles, hooters and sirens resonating throughout West London and Middlesex, the great migration begins.

Arthur Scargill addresses the miners of Pinner outside the local NUM offices: "We may be living in filthy semi-detached, suburban squalor, whilst they live in castles made of gold, but never forget; #wertogether!"



The shipbuilders of Ruislip receive a rousing send-off from guest speaker, Lech Walesa: "The workers united will never be defeated as long as #wertogether!"



A break away group of pit workers from the Notting Hill colliery are intercepted as they try and escape the police bubble escorting the bulk of QPR fans directly from the pit to Craven Cottage:



Police form a human barrier outside the Putney branch of Pizza Express in an effort to prevent a lone QPR fan from entering the premises in lightly soiled work clothes.



Elsewhere there are chaotic scenes as QPR fans try and force their way into the beer garden of the Crabtree pub.



With the match not due to kick off for several hours, police are warning locals to stay indoors and draw their curtains less they cast their eyes upon the working poor.


Whilst overlooking the cheap jibe about us Ruisliponians, I will confirm that it made I larf and this is where you got your idea from, you bounder.


Poll: With no leg room, knees killing me, do I just go now or stay for the 2nd half o?

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Fulham - trouble in store on 10:30 - Sep 25 with 10338 viewsBrixtonR

Fulham - trouble in store on 09:20 - Sep 25 by Konk

PA release - London - 25/09/15

It’s Derby day and that means one thing for the working class of West London — a chance for their beloved QPR to put one over the toffs of Fulham!

It's 4pm and with the sound of factory whistles, hooters and sirens resonating throughout West London and Middlesex, the great migration begins.

Arthur Scargill addresses the miners of Pinner outside the local NUM offices: "We may be living in filthy semi-detached, suburban squalor, whilst they live in castles made of gold, but never forget; #wertogether!"



The shipbuilders of Ruislip receive a rousing send-off from guest speaker, Lech Walesa: "The workers united will never be defeated as long as #wertogether!"



A break away group of pit workers from the Notting Hill colliery are intercepted as they try and escape the police bubble escorting the bulk of QPR fans directly from the pit to Craven Cottage:



Police form a human barrier outside the Putney branch of Pizza Express in an effort to prevent a lone QPR fan from entering the premises in lightly soiled work clothes.



Elsewhere there are chaotic scenes as QPR fans try and force their way into the beer garden of the Crabtree pub.



With the match not due to kick off for several hours, police are warning locals to stay indoors and draw their curtains less they cast their eyes upon the working poor.


Absolutely spiffing - you beastly cad !
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Fulham - trouble in store on 11:43 - Sep 25 with 10190 viewsKonk



"Olly Rothschild's spreading rumours that we're not working class"

"Don't be ridiculous, of course we are! I'm on nodding terms with a gentleman who drives a fork lift truck and sits in our row in the Ellerslie! #wertogether"
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Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Fulham - trouble in store on 12:02 - Sep 25 with 10106 viewsMrSheen

Captain Konk stands his ground against the Norfolt Massive.


[Post edited 25 Sep 2015 12:03]
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Fulham - trouble in store on 12:25 - Sep 25 with 10020 viewsMrSheen

Fulham - trouble in store on 09:20 - Sep 25 by Konk

PA release - London - 25/09/15

It’s Derby day and that means one thing for the working class of West London — a chance for their beloved QPR to put one over the toffs of Fulham!

It's 4pm and with the sound of factory whistles, hooters and sirens resonating throughout West London and Middlesex, the great migration begins.

Arthur Scargill addresses the miners of Pinner outside the local NUM offices: "We may be living in filthy semi-detached, suburban squalor, whilst they live in castles made of gold, but never forget; #wertogether!"



The shipbuilders of Ruislip receive a rousing send-off from guest speaker, Lech Walesa: "The workers united will never be defeated as long as #wertogether!"



A break away group of pit workers from the Notting Hill colliery are intercepted as they try and escape the police bubble escorting the bulk of QPR fans directly from the pit to Craven Cottage:



Police form a human barrier outside the Putney branch of Pizza Express in an effort to prevent a lone QPR fan from entering the premises in lightly soiled work clothes.



Elsewhere there are chaotic scenes as QPR fans try and force their way into the beer garden of the Crabtree pub.



With the match not due to kick off for several hours, police are warning locals to stay indoors and draw their curtains less they cast their eyes upon the working poor.


Knock off early and get down there brothers and sisters, it's only once a season.

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Fulham - trouble in store on 12:50 - Sep 25 with 9941 viewsDannyPaddox



Lusty Jaspar and the Putney Ferrets, notorious Fulham ruffians, seek out the hovels where the QPR fellows live intent on causing a fracas:

"West London is ours!
West London is ours!
A bill has been passed in the Lords to sell off social housing ...
West London is ours!"
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Fulham - trouble in store on 13:03 - Sep 25 with 9894 viewsKonk

Fulham - trouble in store on 12:50 - Sep 25 by DannyPaddox



Lusty Jaspar and the Putney Ferrets, notorious Fulham ruffians, seek out the hovels where the QPR fellows live intent on causing a fracas:

"West London is ours!
West London is ours!
A bill has been passed in the Lords to sell off social housing ...
West London is ours!"


Funny, but sad and true, Danny. Meanwhile, in the QPR heartlands:



West Ruislip is ours!
West Ruislip is ours!
#wertogether
West Ruislip is ours!

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Fulham - trouble in store on 13:03 - Sep 25 with 9893 viewsWokingR

Fulham - trouble in store on 12:50 - Sep 25 by DannyPaddox



Lusty Jaspar and the Putney Ferrets, notorious Fulham ruffians, seek out the hovels where the QPR fellows live intent on causing a fracas:

"West London is ours!
West London is ours!
A bill has been passed in the Lords to sell off social housing ...
West London is ours!"


I quite like the thought of the entire stadium singing
F*ck off Chelsea, West London is ours
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Fulham - trouble in store on 13:41 - Sep 25 with 9790 viewslondonscottish

A QPR fan casing up Fulham earlier. Konk, best let your neighbours and their butlers know.

[Post edited 25 Sep 2015 13:46]

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Fulham - trouble in store on 13:53 - Sep 25 with 9749 viewsheadhoops



rangers fans are perplexed by the tarquin's ball boys

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Fulham - trouble in store on 14:12 - Sep 25 with 9688 viewsDorse

Fulham Ultras meet up to take the away end



428 killed in the first 10 minutes of the assault. May their names live on forever.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 14:41 - Sep 25 with 9613 viewswestberksr



the Fulham WAGS were excitedly making their way to the ground after a spiffingly scrumptious afternoon tea
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Fulham - trouble in store on 14:52 - Sep 25 with 9555 viewsDorse

Fulham - trouble in store on 14:41 - Sep 25 by westberksr



the Fulham WAGS were excitedly making their way to the ground after a spiffingly scrumptious afternoon tea


Phwoooaar! Binky, look! One can observe their ankles!

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fulham - trouble in store on 14:52 - Sep 25 with 9555 viewsKonk

Fulham - trouble in store on 13:41 - Sep 25 by londonscottish

A QPR fan casing up Fulham earlier. Konk, best let your neighbours and their butlers know.

[Post edited 25 Sep 2015 13:46]


Don't worry mate, the club are on top of things. Plastic cutlery and beakers in the Directors box tonight. The silverware's been hidden in the Trophy cabinet and the cut glass crystal's been boxed up and stored in a stockroom. We lost fourteen door handles and a half the lead off the Johnny Haynes stand last time your lot visited.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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