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This weekend its the FA Cup 4th round and naturally we aren’t involved. Here’s an alternative presser as 'Norvern' takes the hot seat.
(At this stage you don’t have too read this OP or if you have withdrawl symptoms and are not easily offended read on).
NorthernR arrives. Bottle of Peroni in hand. Icy stare for Rangers Dave.
Board in general is doing well enough but finding it very ‘ard getting decent posts away from home. Bare bones in fact, only had Brian McCarthy available and sober for Ireland pre-season. Still got loads to look forward to, Frankie Friday, flat roofed pubs, random irritations and Carla Delavigne…..
Disco, no great lad, loves his mum, salt of the earth, been a real star, don’t understand a fing he posts, I would have signed him when he was a kid.
Sure, need to get a few more posters in — maybe some long term loanees, yeah Konk, top bloke, not sure his heart would be in it. Speedies Double? F@rk off.
Takes a long gulp of lager. I agree there is a fine line between the economic and fiscal policies of Labour, the Lib Dems and the Tories, it really is up to the electorate to decide. I don’t do that tw@tter thing, not my cup of tea. Posters should steer clear of political opinions, always ends up in a can of worms with toys ejected from prams.
Some posters coming into a rich vein of form, Hunterhoops, quality, quality wordsmith, been terrific for me couldn’t praise him higher. And the lad DaveB, well informed, balanced and always looking to bring in other posters, never a moments trouble, first on the board and last off. Glares at Rangers Dave once again.
Questions turns to jobs, his in particular. being binned? I’ve got great support from the Fans Network, gotta get more hits that Fantasy Island, or it’s the tin tack, don’t know nuffin about that? Just doing my best, I can feel that I have the backing of the posters, fantastic relationship with them. Deleted threads? Nah, only that Woking and his hard core porn posts, still, he loves his mum and its gets Holloway going for the pyrex.
Good news is we are getting a few back but some are carrying longer term knocks, Ingham is a big miss and then there are others who are just not fit. 18 stone for one and metallica, way, way too heavy gutlords, they need to cut down on their porklife and get some exercise, be more like saxbend. We are like a band of bruvvers, need to stick together to pull out some results, that’s not helped by all the international stuff, its tuff losing quality posters like Pommy and Brooklyn when the overseas time zones kick in.
Here comes the Google wnk off question — I see your pay per click numbers are up why’s that? That’s down to that mature dating ad — site went mad when that went live, thought I was going to migrate sarf and swop Northern Towers for Sandbanks.
You can bang on about this poster and that poster and what they would bring to the board but we haven’t got the budget to bring em in — give yoof a go you say, dontcha read the posts, we have that youngster Isawqpratwhitecity doing a job for us. Empties special brew can.
Its been an ard, tuff season so far but you have got to remain positive and post with a smile on your face, just like Jamie and Son of Gregory. Still no matter how abysmal my record gets I can always count on the Taxi boy from Essex to take me home…
The questioning turns to the posters' fitness: "Well, the ones who are mentalists are still mentalists. The medical staff are working hard to sort out Blob's Zappa addiction but he's still a few weeks away and we're sending R_from_Afar for a scan to try to get to the bottom of his death metal fixation".
A journo at the back asks about : "What about WATRB? Will their website stay up do you think or will it go down?"
Northern clears his throat and...
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Harry's Norverns Presser on 14:59 - Jan 23 with 5761 views
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