| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 494583 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 08:45 - Sep 12 with 1869 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 16:50 - Sep 11 by R_from_afar |
Corsican driving experiences:
1 - Someone is unloading their badly parked vehicle in a very narrow village street. They ask you in French if you can get past, you answer in French that you don't think you can and they just shrug and carry on blithely unloading their car.
2 - You approach a temporary metal bridge on a narrow mountain road. There is an official, bright yellow sign right in front of it declaring: "Only one vehicle on the bridge at any one time". You drive onto said bridge, only for a bloke in a white van to scoot onto it directly behind you  |
Love Corsica, I've got family there.
The current 'president' is a cousin of mine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_Simeoni |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:18 - Sep 12 with 1815 views | johann28 |
| Random irritations.. on 11:28 - Sep 2 by Bluce_Ree |
Every fking thing needing an app these days.
My gym is excellent. It's super well kitted out and it's only £26 a month. Great.
Except NOT GREAT because they've introduced a new fking booking system/app bullshit thing which is
a) the faffiest fking shit I've ever seen (it's somehow got three separate fking logins for a start)
b) shit because it doesn't show TODAY'S classes - so I can't just book onto lunchtime spin and instead have to wait at the front desk LIKE A CHUMP with the families taking their kids swimming or some shit. Which will take fking AGES.
They had a nice little self check-in thing before where you had a fob that just got you in. And now it's IMPOSSIBLY COMPLEX.
And I'm smart at this shit. Like properly. I can figure out interfaces because I'm a bit of a nerd tw@t. Some poor old Doris isn't going to be able to handle any of this shit and will likely stroke out before she gets to go swimming. Christ. |
Couldn't agree more. Even some pubs/restaurants inviting you to download an app or scan a code on arrival - just give me a fkg menu for christ's sake! |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:54 - Sep 12 with 1707 views | stevec |
| Random irritations.. on 14:28 - Sep 11 by TheChef |
I've not seen it mentioned, but whichever twisted individual decreed that all plastic bottle tops must now be attached to the bottle - may they suffer the worst possible punishment Discodroid can think of. |
Absolutely. Had a bottle of water from Greggs yesterday where the bottle was so weak it kept collapsing every time I tried to snap the lid back on. Had a bit of a skirmish with it, eventually smashed the lid on with my spare hand, but the holding hand got the skin of a finger caught in its teeth and ended up with more blood down the outside than there was water left on the inside.
Incidentally, how old is the bottled water at HQ, they’re still serving it with the loose top taken off! |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 12:16 - Sep 12 with 1514 views | R_from_afar |
It's a wonderful place. We just spent a week in a mountain village away from the tourist traps and it was brilliant. In fact, we didn't come across any other Brits until the 9th day of our holiday.
That said, one of the most important measures of a foreign holiday for us is the prevalence of Chelsea shirts. I am pleased to report that none have been sighted so far. In fact, the only football shirt I can recall seeing on this trip is a Borussia Dortmund one.
Mind you, there is a massive "shrine" to SC Bastia just behind one of the souvenir shops in the coastal resort we have now moved on to. |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:31 - Sep 12 with 4673 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 09:18 - Sep 12 by johann28 |
Couldn't agree more. Even some pubs/restaurants inviting you to download an app or scan a code on arrival - just give me a fkg menu for christ's sake! |
Data harvesting (not hacking... I hope!) |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:17 - Sep 13 with 4437 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Random irritations.. on 09:18 - Sep 12 by johann28 |
Couldn't agree more. Even some pubs/restaurants inviting you to download an app or scan a code on arrival - just give me a fkg menu for christ's sake! |
And then after you fk about using YOUR DATA to download the app, spend five mins fking registering on their BULLSHIT app and the ordering the fking food via it, you're asked to add a tip?
Can I pay myself the tip, c*nt? I seem to be the one doing all the work around here. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:08 - Sep 14 with 4241 views | CateLeBonR |
Wobbly taps. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 14:36 - Sep 17 with 3990 views | loftboy |
Watching countdown,2 new young contestants today, it’s an English language programme and both contestants are saying “ Can I get a consonant please “. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:14 - Sep 17 with 3906 views | R_from_afar |
| Random irritations.. on 21:08 - Sep 14 by CateLeBonR |
Wobbly taps. |
Indeed, but perhaps not as bad as a hotel room with no door between the bathroom and the bedroom. In fact, nothing whatsoever, no curtain, no divider, nada.
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:39 - Sep 17 with 3865 views | izlingtonhoop |
| Random irritations.. on 14:36 - Sep 17 by loftboy |
Watching countdown,2 new young contestants today, it’s an English language programme and both contestants are saying “ Can I get a consonant please “. |
Get over it.
Now.....
Train station?
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| Random irritations.. on 15:47 - Sep 17 with 3839 views | R_from_afar |
| Random irritations.. on 15:39 - Sep 17 by izlingtonhoop |
Get over it.
Now.....
Train station?
stop it |
Mrs R from Afar and I were raging about that ugly expression "train station" not 30 minutes ago. Grrr.
In the Paris Olympics, the asymmetric bars became the - cough - "uneven bars". Ugh | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 16:15 - Sep 17 with 3790 views | izlingtonhoop |
| Random irritations.. on 15:47 - Sep 17 by R_from_afar |
Mrs R from Afar and I were raging about that ugly expression "train station" not 30 minutes ago. Grrr.
In the Paris Olympics, the asymmetric bars became the - cough - "uneven bars". Ugh |
Standing at a train station
Got an e-ticket in my Google wallet
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| Random irritations.. on 23:35 - Sep 25 with 3478 views | CateLeBonR |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:10 - Sep 26 with 3240 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 23:35 - Sep 25 by CateLeBonR |
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Yeah especially on camera websites. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:37 - Sep 26 with 3109 views | R_from_afar |
Those ads for the amazing new camera on some forthcoming smartphone which feature the following statement in microscopic writing at the bottom:
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:05 - Sep 26 with 2967 views | Mick_S |
Recipes: most of them are generally 5hit by con artist tv chefs. It’s the list of ingredients with one or two of them getting the * optional treatment that drives me nuts. What’s the fekin point of listing, say, Rosemary and then saying that it’s up to you, really. [Post edited 26 Sep 2024 19:55]
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| Random irritations.. on 11:21 - Sep 30 with 2757 views | Sonofpugwash |
You've got until wednesday to register your chicken(s).
If you don't it's another excuse for Thr Old Bill to smash your back door in and hand out a 2 year jail sentence.
The world has gone albumental. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 06:31 - Oct 1 with 2539 views | Watford_Ranger |
People who don’t like coffee but have to get a coffee because they’re sugar addicts rather than caffeine addicts and it’s socially acceptable to walk around with a caramel frappe at 7am but not a can of Coke and a Snickers so when I want an espresso with a train to catch Melissa is in there ordering seven milkshakes masquerading as coffees for the yoga girlies. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:27 - Oct 1 with 2424 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 06:31 - Oct 1 by Watford_Ranger |
People who don’t like coffee but have to get a coffee because they’re sugar addicts rather than caffeine addicts and it’s socially acceptable to walk around with a caramel frappe at 7am but not a can of Coke and a Snickers so when I want an espresso with a train to catch Melissa is in there ordering seven milkshakes masquerading as coffees for the yoga girlies. |
You missed a comma or seven. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:50 - Oct 1 with 2398 views | Watford_Ranger |
| Random irritations.. on 09:27 - Oct 1 by TheChef |
You missed a comma or seven. |
I hadn’t had a coffee yet because I had to catch the bastard train. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 19:31 - Oct 1 with 2219 views | Sonofpugwash |
| Random irritations.. on 11:21 - Sep 30 by Sonofpugwash |
You've got until wednesday to register your chicken(s).
If you don't it's another excuse for Thr Old Bill to smash your back door in and hand out a 2 year jail sentence.
The world has gone albumental. |
Well the governmen registry site crashed today under the weight of applications but not before I declared two packets of breast fillets,6 portions of homemade Tandoori Tikka, a KFC Boneless Box,A turkey crown and lastly the plastic duck for my bath. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 22:50 - Oct 1 with 2123 views | ted_hendrix |
Losing at home. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Random irritations.. on 07:44 - Oct 2 with 2040 views | Juzzie |
“We go again”
Only ever said after a defeat | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 07:45 - Oct 2 with 2039 views | Juzzie |
Wetting the bed first day or two in October | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:46 - Oct 2 with 1985 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Random irritations.. on 07:44 - Oct 2 by Juzzie |
“We go again”
Only ever said after a defeat |
Oh god THAT!
I associate it with Liverpool fans, the worst fans in the history of being a fan of anything.
We go again. Your fking mum goes to the clap clinic again.
Also, I've got a "team away day" at work today. F**K EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHIT. Fking playing stupid little team building games. There are apparently also going to be team awards. Well you'd better CATCH MY F*CKING EYEBALLS as they roll out of my head when this one FAT C*NT I work with gets his 'award' because it'd better be for either going off sick whenever a project is about to go live or for SMELLING OF F**KING PISS.
It's going to be a long fking day. Pray for me, LFW. Give me the strength to not call someone a c*nt before I end up in HR. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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