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Dunne delivers QPR's perfect present - Report
at 15:32 23 Dec 2024

Excellent report - thank you.
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Happy Christmas Loftforwords
at 09:40 23 Dec 2024

And raise a glass to all the key workers in essential services that work over Xmas.
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We are NOT the Shithouses
at 21:04 21 Dec 2024

I don't like that word shithouse - I prefer “ where one goes if one wants to wash one's hands”.
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Was Prestons goal totally against the morals of the game
at 20:49 21 Dec 2024

Wasn't it v Preston a few years back, when we scored at the Loft end and one of their defenders threw himself into the net and started rolling about holding his head.
What a plonqueur.
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As things stand right now - If we win
at 14:33 21 Dec 2024

And they speak of The Madness Of King George….
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Are we the shithouses? Preview
at 21:02 20 Dec 2024

Very good
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QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 18:09 20 Dec 2024

I'm a gander
That won't philander

So, I stay with the Rs to win 3-1.
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VAR in the EFL
at 13:16 20 Dec 2024

More tea vicar ?
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Friday Choons - Anything Goes
at 13:14 20 Dec 2024

Well Brian, you said Anything Goes….




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Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 22:50 19 Dec 2024

I had a Royal Enfield Crusader Sports motorcycle once. I s'ppose that wouldn't be acceptable these days.
Next bike I had was a BSA…..Bloody Sore Arse I used to call it.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 19:25 19 Dec 2024

I've just remembered a good 'un although many west Londoners might know it - James Thompson wrote the words to Rule Britannia in his local pub, The Dove along the river at Hammersmith. He used to row his boat from his home in Chiswick to The Dove. Lucky ESB hadn't been invented then.
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Match thread rules?
at 10:29 19 Dec 2024

Carry on that man !
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QPR Christmas Songs
at 22:18 18 Dec 2024

I was playing a bit of jazz on the pub piano this lunch, when a mate came up and said “how's things Colin?” I said “times are difficult, Ben”
He said “well, play it in 4/4 then”.
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Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 21:52 18 Dec 2024

The world has indeedio gone mad.
There was a story in the news a few weeks back about animal rights activists getting shirty about a pub called the Sly Fox.
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New Year transfer window rumours
at 23:51 17 Dec 2024

Lasse come home.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 23:08 17 Dec 2024

Englebert took his name from the classical composer Englebert Humperdinck, who I think was Swiss.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 22:53 17 Dec 2024

I don't believe atoms - they make up everything.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 22:51 17 Dec 2024

My fav was when the German waiter said “ mein herr, bitte ?”
And he replied “ nah, I'll 'ave a pint o' lager”.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 21:12 17 Dec 2024

True ones please.
Samuel Goldwyn of Metro Goldwyn Mayer films is offically named Samuel Goldfish.
When he emigrated to the US from Poland, his actual name was Schmuel Goldfisz. The immigration officail misheard it as Samuel Goldfish which he remained for some years.
Notta Lotta People Know That.
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numptydumpty had a great fall... (n/t)
at 21:57 16 Dec 2024

I might have a small glass of tawny port on Christmas Day.
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