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Former U's
at 12:43 7 Mar 2025

That is getting dangerously close to being as bad as one of my jokes

Lucky Jim's not around to 'Fix it' for him!!!
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Super U's to secure three more promotion points against ChezVegas tonight
at 21:42 4 Mar 2025

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Super U's to secure three more promotion points against ChezVegas tonight
at 21:13 4 Mar 2025

Crewe are losing 0-2.

If we win our game in hand we’re only three points off of a play off spot with loads of games to play.

Time to hoover behind the sofa in preparation for the run-in.
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Super U's to secure three more promotion points against ChezVegas tonight
at 20:59 4 Mar 2025

i’ve never liked the bloke but I’ve come respect him immensely. He’s tried his best, but I fear he may be in danger of losing too much of his family’s wealth if he doesn’t get out soon. I don’t see any credible succession.

In life, I’m a firm believer of ‘better the devil you know’ so I wouldn’t call for him to go, but if there’s a change, so be it. I don’t fancy being a yanks plaything, especially at the moment.
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Franchise to come unstuck against the Super U's at Stadium MK
at 18:37 4 Mar 2025

I’m afraid I can only manage a misogynistic PE teacher joke, that’s older than Lyle…..

A PE teacher is off sick and the school draft in a domestic science teacher as cover. She sees a boy standing all on his own and not running around with all the other kids.
She takes pity on him and says, “are you OK there?”
“Yes, fine” says the boy.
“Why don’t you join in and run around with all the other boys?”
“Best I stay here” he says.
In a sad tone she replies “..but why is that my darling?”
The boy looks at her and says…



…….. “because I’m the goalkeeper”.
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Franchise to come unstuck against the Super U's at Stadium MK
at 19:20 3 Mar 2025

Our passing game was always going to get better….

To me, to you, to me, to you……..

I’ll get my coat!
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Franchise to come unstuck against the Super U's at Stadium MK
at 16:18 1 Mar 2025

oooooff! JK Gordon hits the post with a belter, very unlucky.

Getting a bit concerned about the number of chances that we are not putting away.
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Super U's to make the Dons an offer they can't refuse on Saturday afternoon
at 17:10 22 Feb 2025

6029 crowd (thanks largely to the Wombles), we need to make that the norm.

Dr Tottenham dishing out some bitter pills further up the A12 and Wolves winning, so hopefully next season some of the disenchanted glory hunters will prefer the sweet smell of victory in CO4.
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Super U's to make the Dons an offer they can't refuse on Saturday afternoon
at 16:50 22 Feb 2025

KVY should have smashed it!!!!
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Super U's to make the Dons an offer they can't refuse on Saturday afternoon
at 16:48 22 Feb 2025

Payne's delivery, amazing!!!!
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Super U's to make the Dons an offer they can't refuse on Saturday afternoon
at 15:02 22 Feb 2025

Just in case anyone has any trouble today, I can confirm that iFollow is working fine. Mr Kelly waxing lyrical and sadly the Wombles fans in very good voice.

Kids holding the Community Foundation banners in the centre circle, one of them has theirs the wrong way around. You only had one job son! Bless him.
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Super U's to make the Dons an offer they can't refuse on Saturday afternoon
at 08:38 22 Feb 2025

Aren’t our home, away and third strips all sponsored by RC’s company HotLizard, with Peach Guitars on the sleeve?

We should have lent them a kit, then both teams would be wearing RC's company name.
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Super U's to outfox the Cumbrians at Brunton Park today
at 20:48 15 Feb 2025

I’m ashamed to say that it should have been 262. Having arranged travel back to Blighty for the Carlisle game, I managed to get a ticket for the Etihad at the 11th hour and being a nerdy saddo, the chance of ticking that one off was too great (I think it’s because I never collected football cards when I was a kid). Part-time supporter, I've no defence, guilty as charged.

One eye on the BBC Sport live text for the U’s and the other eye watching City’s new signing Marmoush score a blinding hattrick in less than 14 minutes, I’ve never seen anyone more clinical in front of goal.

I don’t know what anyone sees in Sparky, he must be the most uninspiring manager to ever trouble English football, I would be gutted if he ever managed us.

Another clean sheet will do nicely, we don’t want to win every week, because we know what happened to Parky, Burley and Lamberk when they kept winning. Sneaking back via Wembley will do just fine.

Maybe some on here were too harsh on Frankie, if this continues, his ‘Chuckle Brothers’ will have us laughing all the way back to L1.


As for problems with iFollow mentioned on a different thread, I don’t remember having any trouble watching 3pm league KO’s. I watched the Walsall game OK. You might have trouble if you use a UK phone abroad, but a foreign computer, ipad, phone etc should be OK outside of the UK. Unless things have changed recently, DG must be confused.
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Tom Hopper…
at 12:26 14 Feb 2025

....and not forgetting the 2018 Oscar nomination FFS.




When did it become the norm that you can be a prize C@#T, but it's OK as long as you say you are sorry (only if you get caught), and if you can throw in a few crocodile tears all the better.

Best of all, be the victim like poor old Steve, make it all about your metal health, Joe Public's gullible enough to suck it up..
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Tom Hopper…
at 10:50 14 Feb 2025

.....I almost forgot, you can be a woman footballer and call a policeman 'white and stupid' and it's OK with your club, because, allegedly, you can only be racist if you are white!

EDIT: in fairness this is the same club that stood by John Terry, so it's not fair to accuse them of taking sides.
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Tom Hopper…
at 10:36 14 Feb 2025

Well you would hope so and he may well have done, but in 21st century Britain you can do what you like, there’s very little long-term comeback.

You can make videos about kicking cats, you can make racist derogatory sex tapes, you can get pissed and kill someone with your car then do a runner, you can rough up your girlfriend, you can be a top horseracing trainer and have pictures taken of you sitting on a dead horse like it’s a chair, you can be a drugs cheat and get an Olympic medal a few years later.

The scroats that perpetrate these acts are not the real problem, it’s the ‘they deserve a second chance’ brigade that make it acceptable, teaching youngsters that being an arsehole is fine in the long run.

Why do they deserve a second chance? Most of us don’t get one chance to be a professional footballer. The only reason they get a second chance is ££££££££, somebody somewhere doesn’t give a shit about decency and they will employ anyone at the right price. Why don't we start giving teachers a second chance if they sleep with pupils, police officers a second chance if they pinch something, doctors a second chance if they touch up a patient. Their careers are all ruined by making one mistake, and rightly so.

Women are treated worse in the UK today than they were in the 70’s and that’s saying something. Young lads are brainwashed by a section of the porn industry into thinking that treating women like dirt is normal. Employing the likes of TH just condones that viewpoint.

I don’t profess to be perfect, but if I make mistakes, I expect to pay for them.

As a separate point, how thick do you have to be, to film yourself having to pay for sex, when most of us get it for free, then you send it to your mates thinking you are being clever, but they sell it to the papers and……… here’s the best bit, the person paying your wages and for you to go on a pre-season jolly is Thai, so just for good measure, you include in the video derogatory reference to $1it @yes.

As thick as pig shit doesn’t come close to these tvvats, we need a new expression.
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Tom Hopper…
at 16:58 13 Feb 2025

Yes, he can run around a lot, but as long as he’s got a hole in his @r#e he will never be more that a second-rate footballer. At least he’s got the rest of his life to prove he’s better at being a human being, although he’s got some way to go on that score. I hope the knocking-shops of Sarfend give him everything he deserves in large doses.

Anyone feeling sorry for him should Google “mirror leicester city racist orgy” and read the full article…………

"In another clip Hopper, 21, cruelly tells one of the women she is “f***ing minging… an absolute one out of 10”."

That’s ironic, because it’s a perfect description of him in front of goal.

TH proving that beauty really is in the eye of the beholder…..
….and in the words of Melissa McCarthy, Tom “do you own a f’ing mirror?
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Tom Hopper…
at 14:57 13 Feb 2025

Good honest professional footballer?

There was a time when he used to get sacked for 'scoring'.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33288153

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January 2025 transfer window hopes & facts
at 15:41 9 Jan 2025

A lot of Southend fans are gutted about this (as we were with JT).

I think it's time the FA/EFL brought in a rule that if you loan out a player for a season, you cannot then loan them to someone else.

Fair enough if you need them to cover for injuries, but if some club has been prepared to take them on a years loan and give them game time to improve them, you shouldn't be able to rip up that deal and cash in on the improvement.
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Never let equality get in the way of making a few quid.
at 13:47 9 Jan 2025

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3vrvy93652o

Equality Act 2010: The Act makes it unlawful to discriminate against someone on the grounds of any of these characteristics: age, disability, gender reassignment, marriage or civil partnership, pregnancy and maternity, race, religion/belief, sex (gender), and sexual orientation.

(Unless you're a tax paying, beer drinking, able-bodied male).

We want the same......... ......when it suits us. As far as I'm aware the Act doesn't allow you to start making things up because men and women act differently. That is the whole point of the Act!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki Doucet said "I think our fan base and the behaviour is different (to the men's game)”.

You’re right there, with just your fans, women’s football would hardly exist. ‘Fans’ of the men’s game have paid for the development, facilities etc. of your game, so I wouldn’t get too trappy and start driving wedges between the two if I was you.




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