Unlikely but available candidates for the job... 09:54 - Feb 20 with 6433 views | Phildo | Nicola Sturgeon Recently out of work after a long period at the helm. Might get something out of Dykes although may see that as a difficult issue for her. Big step up after Scotland though... Any more? | ![](/images/avatars/1558.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:18 - Feb 20 with 1459 views | toboboly |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 11:53 - Feb 20 by bosh67 | Bungle from Rainbow seems the obvious choice. I liked someone's suggestion of Liz Truss. 3.5 year appointment, lasts a month. Seems about right! |
Would prefer the lettuce [Post edited 20 Feb 2023 12:19]
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Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:23 - Feb 20 with 1434 views | terryb |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:04 - Feb 20 by loftboy | Ale Faurlin, knows how to play the game, not sure on his coaching credentials but our fan base would give him time. |
But we would have to struggle through two games before he is due in W12. Perhaps getting Ollie's tombola back out could see us through till then! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:28 - Feb 20 with 1400 views | HantsR | Roy Race, of Melchester Rovers. Ok so he lost his foot in a bizarre helicopter accident, but still available on a free as a player and could even make a decent manager with his experience? Edit - also Ron Knee of Neasden [Post edited 20 Feb 2023 12:30]
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Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:33 - Feb 20 with 1380 views | BushRanger82 | Frank Spencer would be a good fit for this club. | ![](/images/avatars/22666.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:34 - Feb 20 with 1376 views | StrawberryHillR | Masked Singer has just finished. Rita Ora might be able to come in and stiffen up the midfield? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 13:02 - Feb 20 with 1321 views | slmrstid | Lets go for The Doctor. If we fail to win a game he can pop everyone in the Tardis and go back in time to try again. Eventually we'll just win every game forever. | ![](/images/avatars/20196.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 14:18 - Feb 20 with 1252 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:34 - Feb 20 by StrawberryHillR | Masked Singer has just finished. Rita Ora might be able to come in and stiffen up the midfield? |
Jimmy Dunne would score multiple goals of his knob end with Rita in charge let her come today | ![](/images/avatars/24928.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 15:56 - Feb 20 with 1134 views | Toast_R |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 13:02 - Feb 20 by slmrstid | Lets go for The Doctor. If we fail to win a game he can pop everyone in the Tardis and go back in time to try again. Eventually we'll just win every game forever. |
We could also go back to 1993 and transport Sir Les Forward 30 years. | ![](/images/avatars/1554.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) | Login to get fewer ads
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 16:01 - Feb 20 with 1130 views | TheChef |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 11:56 - Feb 20 by Esox_Lucius | Gino Padula. He runs a soccer academy and once scored direct from a corner; makes him an absolute shoe in. |
And we'd get Mrs Gino back | ![](/images/avatars/2559.gif) |
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Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 16:36 - Feb 20 with 1062 views | SimplyNico | Billy the Fish. Pros: He is used to high scoring losses to nil and has worked with various fantasy footballers (so would be right at home with the likes of Taylor Richards, Mikael Ramkilde and Sean Goss). He has also played in an FA Cup Final. Cons: No managerial experience and given that the current squad didn't cope well with Critchley, it is difficult to see what they would make of a half man, half fish fantasy goalkeeper. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:20 - Feb 20 with 987 views | DannyPaddox | From Bealey the snake to Billy the Fish | ![](/images/avatars/17496.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:54 - Feb 20 with 944 views | SimplyNico |
Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:20 - Feb 20 by DannyPaddox | From Bealey the snake to Billy the Fish |
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Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:56 - Feb 20 with 940 views | R_from_afar | Mountaineer Joe Simpson I can just imagine the conversation: Joe: "So, Tyler, you say you're injured?" Tyler Roberts: "That's right, gaffer, my leg just doesn't feel right". Joe: "I know the feeling, I had the same problem once, but that was when, with my leg already broken, my climbing partner cut my rope and I fell off the mountain. Now get back to training, you faker!" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Simpson_(mountaineer) | ![](/images/avatars/5145.gif) |
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