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Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? 10:30 - Jan 31 with 6048 views

Konk

I'm changing my name to Jizz Hornkamp, first thing on Monday morning. Such a great name.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:13 - Feb 1 with 1281 views

TW_R

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:18 - Jan 31 by Northernr
Orlando City have a Randy Mendoza we could use to form a pretty potent right sided partnership with him.

Boggles the mind thinking of having Randy shouting "Jizz, backdoor, backdoor".

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:15 - Feb 1 with 1276 views

TW_R

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 14:46 - Jan 31 by MrSheen
I was reading an obituary of Hughroy Currie, who was briefly British Heavyweight Boxing Champion in the 80s. It mentioned he had beaten a Zimbabwean champion called Proud Kilimanjaro, which is a pretty good name. However, it was put in the shade by one of Proud’s early opponents, according to Wikipedia, Jukebox Timebomb.

They were waiting for Jukebox to go off at any time.

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:13 - Feb 1 with 1239 views

MrSheen

Apparently Manchester City have made a bid for Fluminense's teenager Kayky. If they're turned down, will they go after Breddy?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/55882192

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 12:05 - Feb 1 with 1217 views

DannyPaddox

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:13 - Feb 1 by MrSheen
Apparently Manchester City have made a bid for Fluminense's teenager Kayky. If they're turned down, will they go after Breddy? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/55882192

I wonder if Cakebread had butterfingers?

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 12:11 - Feb 1 with 1209 views

Discodroids

I remember as a kid, Eric Morcambe having fits of giggles on the 1982 ITV World cup panel everytime John Helm mentioned Spanish winger Lopez U Fart'e

".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".

Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 16:12 - Feb 1 with 1136 views

elnombre

Pleased to see this young man getting a run-out against Chelsea yesterday:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Mumbongo

His wiki page describes him as 'of Congolese descent', but deftly skirts the question of his fruit-based drink preference (as perhaps should we); I believe Bramhults is the big brand in his native Sweden.

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