Here's a few for you !!
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her her name,' Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
I'm the one with the Nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.
He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic
Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight, when
he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more, he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
very appetizing.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished of by giving
her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree
had been with All sorts !!!! |  |
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