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The regular hours on Radio 2 means he can have the picket fence, and regular visits to watch Chelsea, which he began supporting in the mid-Nineties despite knowing nothing about football. Excluded from conversations about the beautiful game, the focused Vine decided he needed to learn. "I wasn't able to name a Premiership player then. I knew nothing about it and confess that I started going to Chelsea because it was close and convenient. Instead of thinking 'I'm going to try a couple of matches', I thought 'I'm going to get a season ticket and do it properly for a whole season, because until the end of that I won't know. I honestly had that moment of 'Oh my goodness, this is great!'" Now, he can trade football banter with the best of them.
'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please.
The regular hours on Radio 2 means he can have the picket fence, and regular visits to watch Chelsea, which he began supporting in the mid-Nineties despite knowing nothing about football. Excluded from conversations about the beautiful game, the focused Vine decided he needed to learn. "I wasn't able to name a Premiership player then. I knew nothing about it and confess that I started going to Chelsea because it was close and convenient. Instead of thinking 'I'm going to try a couple of matches', I thought 'I'm going to get a season ticket and do it properly for a whole season, because until the end of that I won't know. I honestly had that moment of 'Oh my goodness, this is great!'" Now, he can trade football banter with the best of them.
It’s easy to knock Vine, but I was exactly the same with the whole gymkhana scene. I wasn’t happy just buying a pony and a horse box, I bought the Landy, the Hunter wellies, bought a weekend place in the Cotswolds; the whole fu cking shebang. I now write a column for Fox and Hound and have Black Beauty as my mobile ring tone. It’s infectious.
'Somebody once said to me, "The problem is that Chelsea doesn't have a Beckham," in other words a single figure who symbolises the team. But we did. It was you. As Lynette tells her ex-husband Tom in a moving scene in Desperate Housewives, it was always you.'
Does he read Steve Bruce for literary inspiration?
Suddenly watching the Tories slowly dismantling the BBC doesn't look so bad.
Jeremy Clarkson's the same. Up to about three years ago he professed that he hated and didn't get football in every other column in his various rags, referring to "footballists" and the like.
Now, according to him, he's always been a dyed-in-the-wool Chelsea fan who's been watching them since the 1970 cup final, despite growing up in Rotherham and going to school in Derbyshire.
The most embarrassing fans in the game. Absolutely cringe-worthy.
At what other club could a national paper manage to find enough homemade posters and banners to justify a special feature? They're an extraordinary bunch.
They aren't even the standard of a primary school project.
Still, Ken Bates would be disgusted at the leniency. Nothing confiscated by stewards? No life bans? No electric shock fences? Not even a mild tazering?
Pretty much sum up all that's wrong with modern football A4 pieces of paper with hearts and kisses for ex managers, women wearing "mourinio" T shirts, posh boys who go but only because they live around the corner, have never played the game either and couldn't even tell you who david speedie was , fans who are outraged because they cant be at Bournemouth yet were champions the season before divs on sky sports singing songs they made up about being dynamo
its not just them, Man Utd & Sniverpool are just the same , its brilliant watching them all fall apart and there fans crying , long ma it continue apart from the year 1992 /93 I don't think ive enjoyed a Premier league season as much
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
Far be it for anyone to advocate eugenics, but in the interests of society as a whole surely Scumford Bridge should be used for missile testing one Saturday afternoon.
This is truly exceptional. The channel that keeps giving.
“I’ve completely lost it” — Tell me about it, mate. Roman out, sack the board…the kn ob’s spun ked £1bn+ on your poxy, two-bob club, you fuc king div; you wouldn’t be anywhere without him. I love it when he angrily demands Abramovich leave the club.
Genuinely worrying is the revelation that this clown is studying at University! Is he doing his football badge at Frank Sinclair's Soccer school in Chessington?
“I’ve completely lost it” — Tell me about it, mate. Roman out, sack the board…the kn ob’s spun ked £1bn+ on your poxy, two-bob club, you fuc king div; you wouldn’t be anywhere without him. I love it when he angrily demands Abramovich leave the club.
Genuinely worrying is the revelation that this clown is studying at University! Is he doing his football badge at Frank Sinclair's Soccer school in Chessington?
To be fair, he has 'completely lost it'.
The poor little soldier. I hope his mum puts an extra dollop of jam in his ready brek tomorrow - he needs it.
I think you’re right. If he wants his demands to be met — and for Abramovich to leave the club — I think he needs to work on the presentation. This would have been a much more powerful video if he’d filmed this in his bedroom rather than his Mum's car. He should be sat on his bed wearing his Chelsea pyjamas, with a Chelsea pillowcase taped to the wall behind him, flanked by a couple of those plastic flags they give out at important Champions League games and a framed picture of Jose Mourinho in one hand. If he was also wearing a big foam hand on the other hand and jabbing his outsized foam finger at the webcam screaming, “Roman, I have lost it! Get the Hell out of my club…this is a catastrophe!”, I reckon Abramovich would sell-up within the hour.
I think you’re right. If he wants his demands to be met — and for Abramovich to leave the club — I think he needs to work on the presentation. This would have been a much more powerful video if he’d filmed this in his bedroom rather than his Mum's car. He should be sat on his bed wearing his Chelsea pyjamas, with a Chelsea pillowcase taped to the wall behind him, flanked by a couple of those plastic flags they give out at important Champions League games and a framed picture of Jose Mourinho in one hand. If he was also wearing a big foam hand on the other hand and jabbing his outsized foam finger at the webcam screaming, “Roman, I have lost it! Get the Hell out of my club…this is a catastrophe!”, I reckon Abramovich would sell-up within the hour.
That's not the "kicker" though Konk is it. Do you know what the "kicker" is? The "Kicker" is he didn't take the £40m he deservedly should have.
If these boys were actually doing these as a send up they'd be comic geniuses. When you stop and realise they are actually serious about what they are doing then it's almost troubling that these people are loose and out there amongst us plus have the ability to drive our streets.
That particular video just needs a black head band with white Doctors handwriting across it and some Afghani tribal music in the background. "I have no words" either.
Hopefully Fat Louis will do part II and his beetroot cheeks will implode
Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal
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