| The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 35950 views | Dorse |
I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| The thread with no relevance on 12:16 - Mar 5 with 9844 views | johncharles |
I've got a coal fire.
Not Ashley Cole on fire
Unfortunately |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| The thread with no relevance on 12:46 - Mar 5 with 9831 views | Pommyhoop |
I'm trying to inject some culture into my life.
The works of Harukama Namio interest me immensely.
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| The thread with no relevance on 14:31 - Mar 5 with 9796 views | JAPRANGERS |
I ravish every orifice of the gorgeous, loin swelling Anna Torv every night.
Then the goddam alarm clock goes off...... |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 20:53 - Mar 5 with 9744 views | Dorse |
The Voice. Can there be anything less relevant?
Please don't tell Paloma. She seems so happy. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| The thread with no relevance on 21:09 - Mar 5 with 9740 views | johncharles |
Did anyone see the football results ? | |
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| The thread with no relevance on 03:43 - Mar 6 with 9719 views | FredManRave |
A good "cosecha" today. Loads of grapes and a couple of pears. Long live Vendimia. And Lujan won! |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 08:37 - Mar 6 with 9696 views | TheBlob |
That sheep's bin screwin' me all morning.
Come on then.....and your mates.....  |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 11:27 - Nov 2 with 8385 views | Dorse |
I have already put up Christmas-themed window displays in the shop. I do not like them. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| The thread with no relevance on 11:48 - Nov 2 with 8378 views | LongsufferingR |
| The thread with no relevance on 11:27 - Nov 2 by Dorse |
I have already put up Christmas-themed window displays in the shop. I do not like them. |
I haven't put any up yet.
Probably will soon though. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 12:10 - Nov 2 with 8365 views | Mick_S |
| The thread with no relevance on 11:48 - Nov 2 by LongsufferingR |
I haven't put any up yet.
Probably will soon though. |
Same here - I love a coincidence - merry Christmas to you all. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| The thread with no relevance on 12:10 - Nov 2 with 8363 views | hopphoops |
If I bend my left arm behind my head and my right arm behind my back the fingers reach each other. The other way round they aren't so flexible. As a result there is an area under my right shoulder blade that I can't reach which hasn't been washed since the 1970s. |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 13:04 - Nov 2 with 8331 views | LongsufferingR |
| The thread with no relevance on 12:10 - Nov 2 by hopphoops |
If I bend my left arm behind my head and my right arm behind my back the fingers reach each other. The other way round they aren't so flexible. As a result there is an area under my right shoulder blade that I can't reach which hasn't been washed since the 1970s. |
Can't you get a lady in to do it for you? | | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 13:16 - Nov 2 with 8316 views | hopphoops |
| The thread with no relevance on 13:04 - Nov 2 by LongsufferingR |
Can't you get a lady in to do it for you? |
I don't like to draw attention to it, she'll only want to squeeze that spot that appeared during the heatwave of 1976. | |
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| The thread with no relevance on 13:23 - Nov 2 with 8307 views | onlyrinmoray |
Ive never eaten a Cadburys Cream Egg |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 14:02 - Nov 2 with 8276 views | LongsufferingR |
| The thread with no relevance on 13:16 - Nov 2 by hopphoops |
I don't like to draw attention to it, she'll only want to squeeze that spot that appeared during the heatwave of 1976. |
Actually that raises an important question that has always perplexed me. Why is it that most girls are not just happy but actually excited about squeezing their partner's spots? I can't think of many things I'd like to do less than that, but there you go.
On second thoughts, maybe it just says a lot about the girls I've been out with. | | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 14:04 - Nov 2 with 8261 views | Boston |
Well I've turned around and looked in the bowl and according to what my Dr says I appear to be very healthy. |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 14:16 - Nov 2 with 8250 views | hopphoops |
| The thread with no relevance on 14:02 - Nov 2 by LongsufferingR |
Actually that raises an important question that has always perplexed me. Why is it that most girls are not just happy but actually excited about squeezing their partner's spots? I can't think of many things I'd like to do less than that, but there you go.
On second thoughts, maybe it just says a lot about the girls I've been out with. |
I've wondered that too, some will actually pay to do it.
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| The thread with no relevance on 16:01 - Nov 2 with 8212 views | peejaybee |
| The thread with no relevance on 16:34 - Nov 9 by Discodroids |
Monday afternoon Anecdote of no relevance.
Its those fleeting moments in time that I remember, those exchanges that pass in the blink of an eye.So small in time you could say they never happened at all..
Sitting at my work desk praying for 30 paracetomol, a plastic bag , a bottle of Tesco Scotch and some garden twine , flanked on all sides by Work Colleagues with whom i wouldnt have a meaningful word of exchange ,while we sat in a concrete bunker waiting for the earth to irradiate after a nuclear attack ..... I remember an old Friend called Dave the Gardener from my 7 year sabbatical in Brentwood, Essex.
Dave was a casualty of the 80's/90's Soho dojo of TV/RADIO Advertising .As was the fashion those days , Dave Managed to acquire a Quaker oats habit of such magnitude he Made mine look like Katherine Jenkins 'My cocaine hell' Blockbuster, in the News of the WorLd a few years ago when the Dramatic Welsh entity thought about going into rehab after being at a party when she witnessed the bloke out of Brush strokes "snort a white substance from a l.p. cover"..."Although it might not have been the bloke out of brush strokes, it might have been the bloke out of Love joy'
But Thats all by the by , Now , Dave Decided the Advertising world was'nt for him any longer and chose the path of a landscape gardener.. Be your own boss. wind in your hair. birds tweeting.All that karaokoe and caper. Again, im just painting the broad brush strokes here ,lovely bloke who kept his hand in . If you catch my drift.
When Dave called into our local he would,on occasion , after a few ales, sometimes not, address the Juke box and put on Rolf Harris 'Two little boys'..Being a Fisherman who can always spot another fisherman on the shore , i soon fkn well twigged that this was a signal to those in the know , that Gardener Dave was 'Long' i.e, Holding a significant amount of Quakers and so on and so forth.
However this was NEVER openly discussed as this would be very bad form in Essex Circles.And penaltys could be severe.
Anyway many months pass and One sunday morning in the boozer , there i was, a hangover bleeding from every orifice , when Dave walks in and sits down opposite.
Im gone, outers, a void , really hanging on the driftwood when i hear the Opening bars of 'Two little Boys ' drift from the speakers like a tender mothers lullaby in her screaming brats ears , Dave , with the old rouges smile , slides across the wrap of life givin/taking elixir across the pub table....". i just gots to know, Dave, Why 'two little boys ?"
"Because Glenn for you, There's always room on my horse for two..."
And i think that made Dave the Gardener , a wonderful human being..
thanks for being there.
Hello, My Name Is Glenn,
and i am a drug addict/alcoholic/Fiend/Probation Officer
and im 1515 days sober.for drugs anyway. [Post edited 9 Nov 2015 16:37]
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Such words of wisdom,they should be tattooed on the left buttock of every known offender. |  |
| If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home. |
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| The thread with no relevance on 18:33 - Nov 2 with 8174 views | FredManRave |
What was the relevance in reviving this irrelevant thread?!
Bloody Kids! | |
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