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The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 35995 viewsDorse

I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 17:54 - Nov 9 with 2847 viewsexiled_dictator

i had a wisdom tooth removed this morning.
the one on the bottom on the right.
it's the first dental treatment i have ever had.
it took 4 injections to numb the pain sufficiently enough.
i haven't had any pain killers since the anaesthetic wore off.
it bloody hurts.
i am not at work, but fortunately the restaurant is closed mondays.
ouch.

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
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The thread with no relevance on 18:13 - Nov 9 with 2819 viewsMrSheen

Bob Willis got on my morning train at Mortlake the other week, carrying a large golf bag, accompanied by a much younger woman. I was surprisingly thrilled by this, but I wasn't able to tell anyone about it. Until now.
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The thread with no relevance on 18:30 - Nov 9 with 2804 viewsFredManRave

First day of coming into work with shorts and sandals on today but thankfully I didn't make the same mistake as last year when I forgot to bring socks with me. Meant I had to borrow a pair of socks from a work colleague and whilst it's not as bad as if I'd had to borrow a pair of pants, obviously, it is still underwear (isn't it?!).

Anyway, no such problems today although it has reminded me of another work colleague who borrowed socks off me last year and nebver bloody well returned them to me, the bástard.

I've got the Power.
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The thread with no relevance on 18:31 - Nov 9 with 2801 viewsFredManRave

The thread with no relevance on 18:13 - Nov 9 by MrSheen

Bob Willis got on my morning train at Mortlake the other week, carrying a large golf bag, accompanied by a much younger woman. I was surprisingly thrilled by this, but I wasn't able to tell anyone about it. Until now.


Was he bustling?!

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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The thread with no relevance on 18:34 - Nov 9 with 2797 viewsPunteR

The thread with no relevance on 17:30 - Nov 9 by johncharles

Fire doors need overhead closers. Perko's not acceptable.
I have an old tee shirt with a Triumph Bonneville on it.
Every time I wear it people come up and tell me about the time they had a Bonneville.
I've never had a motorbike.


Have you just made my post relevant?

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The thread with no relevance on 18:39 - Nov 9 with 2788 viewsTheBlob

If all the hookers in Portsmouth were laid end to end I wouldn't be at all surprised.

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The thread with no relevance on 18:50 - Nov 9 with 2781 viewsted_hendrix

The Callan-Symanzik equation is a vital first-principles equation from 1970, essential for describing how naive expectations will fail in a quantum world.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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The thread with no relevance on 19:29 - Nov 9 with 2748 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Martin Luther King's killer, James Earl Ray, was apprehended at Heathrow Airport!

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
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The thread with no relevance on 19:47 - Nov 9 with 2733 viewsPommyhoop

The thread with no relevance on 16:43 - Nov 9 by warrenfox4

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

Just thought you should know


That beats the monkey spy hung by our friends in the North!

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Looks like I might be getting a Xmas jumper this year..

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The thread with no relevance on 19:50 - Nov 9 with 2724 viewsMrSheen

Championship shuttlecocks use goose feathers from the left wing only, to ensure they always spin clockwise.
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The thread with no relevance on 19:51 - Nov 9 with 2722 viewsMrSheen

The thread with no relevance on 18:31 - Nov 9 by FredManRave

Was he bustling?!


More of a shuffle.
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The thread with no relevance on 20:11 - Nov 9 with 2700 viewsdanehoop

In retrospect, I can confirm that the changes in colour of shit is true. I hadn't appreciated the relevance until now following the removal of my gallbladder in the summer.
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Never knowingly understood

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The thread with no relevance on 20:16 - Nov 9 with 2693 viewsTrellick

Brendan Rodgers was on my train into Waterloo this morning.
He was suited up carrying a buggy , he also had his Missus and nipper with him. Hes not v tall.
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The thread with no relevance on 20:28 - Nov 9 with 2682 viewsFredManRave

The thread with no relevance on 20:16 - Nov 9 by Trellick

Brendan Rodgers was on my train into Waterloo this morning.
He was suited up carrying a buggy , he also had his Missus and nipper with him. Hes not v tall.


Is this you?


I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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The thread with no relevance on 20:50 - Nov 9 with 2361 viewsjohncharles

My dog speaks Welsh

Strong and stable my arse.

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The thread with no relevance on 21:01 - Nov 9 with 2349 viewsgorky

in 1916 the americans hung an elephant for trampling over its owner
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The thread with no relevance on 21:11 - Nov 9 with 2337 viewsingeminate

The thread with no relevance on 21:01 - Nov 9 by gorky

in 1916 the americans hung an elephant for trampling over its owner


In Australia I met a dentist who appeared on Total Wipeout. He recreated the kangaroo impression he did before his run. It seemed really out of character.

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. PG Wodehouse
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The thread with no relevance on 21:17 - Nov 9 with 2323 viewswarrenfox4

The thread with no relevance on 21:01 - Nov 9 by gorky

in 1916 the americans hung an elephant for trampling over its owner


In 1,000,000bc cavemen hung a woolly mammoth for stepping on a poor lads toe.
Ironically, the same poor lad with the broken toe went on to invent the wheel.

I think
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The thread with no relevance on 21:21 - Nov 9 with 2315 viewskarl

The thread with no relevance on 17:06 - Nov 9 by BazzaInTheLoft

The Liberal Democrats


Oi!
They're thriving up here, knitted jumpers are far more suited to the weather than your sandal wearing Trotskyites!
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The thread with no relevance on 21:50 - Nov 9 with 2278 viewsWilloW4

This thread is a breath of fresh air.. Non QPR, and a bucketload of humour..well played Dorse for kicking it off.
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The thread with no relevance on 21:54 - Nov 9 with 2274 viewsWilloW4

The thread with no relevance on 20:50 - Nov 9 by johncharles

My dog speaks Welsh


When I was a little 'un, we had a Welsh collie dog.... My old man always said.." He's a Welsh dog with a cockney bark".
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The thread with no relevance on 21:55 - Nov 9 with 2271 viewskarl

Back in the 80s i pulled a wheelie on my bike, my friend on the back has never forgiven me. He's still called 'pishy pants' to this day....
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The thread with no relevance on 22:13 - Nov 9 with 2245 viewsmichael67

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The thread with no relevance on 22:14 - Nov 9 with 2245 viewsisawqpratwcity

The thread with no relevance on 17:44 - Nov 9 by BazzaInTheLoft

I did.

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Immature Hass avocados. Hass are the avocados that obligingly signal they are ready to eat by turning dark.

If you crush the leaves of the Fuerte avocado tree, they smell of aniseed.

Poll: Deaths of Thatcher and Mandela this year: Sad or Glad?

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The thread with no relevance on 22:15 - Nov 9 with 2308 viewsHantsR

I have a wheelie bin but never bin on a wheelie.
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