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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't 19:08 - Jul 17 with 4386 viewsSweyns_Eye

When I grew up, cucumbers were always sliced into circles and the thinner the better. My wife however, always cuts them into 2 inch long quartered sticks. After 20+ years of marriage I still can't get used to this. It almost puts me off me tea.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 19:54 - Jul 17 with 4334 viewsswanjackal

I have an iron stomach, vomit, blood, excrement etc., nothing turns it......all except cucumbers and bananas. If my wife cut rings or lengths of cucumber for my tea, papers would be served.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 20:23 - Jul 17 with 4304 viewsBanosswan

I'm with you. Cucumber should only be cut in to lengths to go in duck pancakes.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:00 - Jul 17 with 4244 viewsHighjack

Winds me up when you buy a breakfast somewhere and they have the beans touching the egg. Should always put a barrier between the two I.e a sausage.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:22 - Jul 17 with 4225 viewsjackportis

Crap threads like this

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:23 - Jul 17 with 4222 viewsdickythorpe

Needing a piss everytime a programme I want to watch is about to start.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:33 - Jul 17 with 4207 viewsThursday

"When I grew up, cucumbers were always sliced into circles and the thinner the better. My wife however, always cuts them into 2 inch long quartered sticks. After 20+ years of marriage I still can't get used to this. It almost puts me off me tea."

20+ years of marriage and she still isn't used to 2 inch long sticks, either.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 23:38 - Jul 17 with 4177 viewsPozuelosSideys

People who amble slowly in front of you or just stop for no apparent reason. Seriously, wise up is it?

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 08:37 - Jul 18 with 4102 viewssquarebear

Are they checking their mobile phones? Knee them in the back then apologise. It worked for Tommy Smith.

I love women, me. They're kinder than men, they're nicer to look at, they don't start wars (I'm talking generally, like, no offence meant to Indira Ghandi) but what is going on with their spatial awareness? If I'm in Tesco you can be darned sure my trolley isn't going to get in anyone's way. I'm not going to stop in the middle of an aisle or (worse still) start pulling the trolley one-handed so it fans out like a metre-long metal veil behind me causing the entire aisle to jam up.

And if I want to chat to someone I will move out of the way not celebrate the fact I've found a friend by stopping parallel to their trolley to start yakking while a tailback develops.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 08:48 - Jul 18 with 4094 viewssquarebear

Whilst I'm on my soapbox. We've got nice neighbours. Really decent people. I'd be gutted if they moved. But since he started working nights he's taken to washing his car at 7am on a Saturday.

We have our windows wide open (google "menopause" to learn the reasons why) so nowadays we celebrate the start of the weekend by listening to an hour and a quarter of Chinese water torture.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 10:28 - Jul 18 with 4049 viewsperchrockjack

Starkings.

Greedy, noisy and ungrateful.

Seaweed too and poo bags left on trees

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 10:44 - Jul 18 with 4041 viewsY_Cymro

Cardiff city and their fans.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 11:50 - Jul 18 with 4002 viewswaynekerr55

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:00 - Jul 17 by Highjack

Winds me up when you buy a breakfast somewhere and they have the beans touching the egg. Should always put a barrier between the two I.e a sausage.


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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 11:51 - Jul 18 with 4002 viewsFlashberryjack

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:23 - Jul 17 by dickythorpe

Needing a piss everytime a programme I want to watch is about to start.


Could be worse.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 with 3987 viewsJack_Meoff

People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 13:04 - Jul 18 with 3953 viewsjack247

The word 'methinks'
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 13:23 - Jul 18 with 3930 viewsHighjack

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 11:50 - Jul 18 by waynekerr55

You are Alan Partridge and I claim my five pounds


I've never watched that bilge but that's one for the morcambe and wise thread.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:49 - Jul 18 with 3849 viewswaynekerr55

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff

People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs.


This.

What part about "stay left unless overtaking" don't they get?

Usually a people carrier, with a Sat Nav mounted and staring straight ahead, oblivious to what is going on behind and to the sides.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 23:48 - Jul 18 with 3822 viewsTheArtChappy

Cups not in put away in the cupboard in the correct order. The cupboard is set eldest to youngest, that's the way I like it.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 08:23 - Jul 19 with 3755 viewsWarwickHunt

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff

People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs.


Agree. The tw@ts who make a point of getting in the inside lane even when it's just for twenty seconds before they have to overtake a tanker that's doing 50 are just as bad though...

Don't get me started on undertaking...
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:09 - Jul 19 with 3731 viewsmonmouth

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:49 - Jul 18 by waynekerr55

This.

What part about "stay left unless overtaking" don't they get?

Usually a people carrier, with a Sat Nav mounted and staring straight ahead, oblivious to what is going on behind and to the sides.


Or my old man. He hasn't left the middle lane since motorways were invented.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:23 - Jul 19 with 3719 viewsJackfath

Rude people.
Smelly people.
Hypocritical people.
False people.
Inconsiderate people.
Dog shit.

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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:24 - Jul 19 with 3717 viewslifelong

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff

People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs.


People that overtake on slip roads entering the motorway are just as bulbous.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:42 - Jul 19 with 3700 viewsjackal

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff

People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs.


I with you all the way on this one. They turn a three lane motorway into a two lane one.
Bring back capital punishment for this.
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Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 10:18 - Jul 19 with 3680 viewswaynekerr55

Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:23 - Jul 19 by Jackfath

Rude people.
Smelly people.
Hypocritical people.
False people.
Inconsiderate people.
Dog shit.


You forgot CHARLATANS

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