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Worst Comedian 10:05 - Jun 4 with 56813 viewspaulparker

So last night after coming home from a gruelling hours 6 a side game
I come home to find Mrs P and daughter watching the Miranda box set !!!??? WTF
how many times can you find a fat woman with a stupid haircut falling over funny
anyway this got me thinking of the worst comedian and how bad comedy is now

so top 3 worst comics at the moment

Miranda Hart
Sarah F ucking Milligan
David Williams - yes we know your camp it aint funny so feck off

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Worst Comedian on 09:46 - Aug 23 with 3547 viewscolinallcars

Worst Comedian on 07:44 - Aug 23 by westberksr

the likes of Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr tend to divide opinion but i'm fine with both and going to see Frankie do a warm up gig in a small venue next month.

Miranda, Sarah Millican and the worst of the bunch Rosie Jones are pretty awful and in the latter's case a lot of box ticking by TV execs is to blame.

some of those mentioned on here are better live than TV. John Bishop is a good example, I can't stand his TV but had the chance to see an informal warm up gig and thought i'd give it a go and he was less smug and annoying and actually very good.

Tom Allen does some excellent crowd work and that for me is always a good sign of comedy talent; rather than the bake off type shite they all hope to get signed up for.

lots of comedians now doing sketches completely reliant on their race, sex etc as the woke take over the world.

Paul Smith from Liverpool is quite the opposite and worth going to see if you get the chance; apart from being a red that is.


Someone sent in a letter to the Times offering a far better joke than the one that was voted best at the Edinburgh Festival:
I've just bought a genuine Van Gogh table
How d'you know it's genuine ?
It's got a bit of veneer missing.

Eyethangewe.
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Worst Comedian on 09:58 - Aug 23 with 3497 viewsEsox_Lucius

Toss up between Bernard Manning and and Jim Davidson. About as funny as an outbreak of the plague in a leper colony. Rosie Jones is unwatchable.

The grass is always greener.

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Worst Comedian on 10:13 - Aug 23 with 3465 viewsRs_Holy

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



agree re Frank Skinner ... Just plain boring now. Having to listen to him waffling on during his weekend radio show is infuriating (PLAY SOME BLEED'N MUSIC!!!)... He also has his team with him who seem to think he is still funny, including one member of the team who wets herself every time he says anything...
He is also doing a poetry podcast too which sounds fun
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Worst Comedian on 10:59 - Aug 23 with 3352 viewsBluce_Ree

Worst Comedian on 14:10 - Aug 22 by colinallcars

I despair at modern humour.
I read this morning that the funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival was voted:
“ I dated a zookeeper, but he turned out to be a cheetah”
Yeah, roll over Chic Murray, Tony Hancock et al.


I did say earlier in this thread that there aren't really very many good female comedians but actually I can think of a couple of decent routines. See Sarah Kendall's at the bottom of this post. I quite like Maria Bamford also.

But anyway, this joke is dogshit and she's the first woman to win the funniest joke award since 2008. With that shit? It doesn't even really work.

Here's the competition. Weirdly the bottom three jokes are the three best ones.

The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said, "Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise". (Liz Guterbock 41%);
Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now. (Amos Gill 40%);
When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast. (Sikisa 34%);
I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice. (Masai Graham 33%);
How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag. (Frank Lavender 32%);
My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic. (Roger Swift 29%);
I entered the "How not to surrender" competition and I won hands down. (Bennett Arron 29%);
Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch. (William Stone 28%);
My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films. (Daniel Foxx 26%);

It's all mostly shit though.

Anyway, I always quite liked this routine by Sarah Kendall.


Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Worst Comedian on 16:37 - Aug 23 with 3371 viewsqpr1976

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



Bill Hicks & Emo Philips…..
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Worst Comedian on 17:40 - Aug 23 with 3257 viewsBluce_Ree

Worst Comedian on 16:37 - Aug 23 by qpr1976

Bill Hicks & Emo Philips…..


Patrice O'Neal



Taken far too soon. His best stuff is as good as anyone's.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Worst Comedian on 21:33 - Aug 23 with 3070 viewshamptonhillhoop

Worst Comedian on 16:37 - Aug 23 by qpr1976

Bill Hicks & Emo Philips…..


I saw Bill Hicks live twice in the early njneties. Absolute genius.
[Post edited 23 Aug 2023 21:35]
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Worst Comedian on 17:27 - Aug 24 with 2843 viewsqpr1976

Worst Comedian on 21:33 - Aug 23 by hamptonhillhoop

I saw Bill Hicks live twice in the early njneties. Absolute genius.
[Post edited 23 Aug 2023 21:35]


Seen Emo 3 times years ago. Brilliant.
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Worst Comedian on 18:35 - Aug 24 with 2751 viewsToast_R

Who was the woman who lost her shit when that guy told her Sticks and stones but there will always be something to offend a feminist?
She's apparently a comedian?

Larry David is probably the best.
[Post edited 24 Aug 2023 18:36]
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Worst Comedian on 21:18 - Aug 24 with 2645 viewsHayesender

Worst Comedian on 18:35 - Aug 24 by Toast_R

Who was the woman who lost her shit when that guy told her Sticks and stones but there will always be something to offend a feminist?
She's apparently a comedian?

Larry David is probably the best.
[Post edited 24 Aug 2023 18:36]



Poll: Shamima Beghum

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Worst Comedian on 21:53 - Aug 24 with 2614 viewsNewBee

"Sarah F ucking Milligan"

"Ah've got two jokes: Cake, and Fanny. Oh wait, ah've just thought of another: Doughnut - that's like a Cake and a Fanny!"

(If read in a Geordie accent, that's all anyone needs to know about the talentless lump)
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Worst Comedian on 22:44 - Aug 24 with 2534 viewsCamberleyR

Worst Comedian on 22:53 - Aug 22 by E17hoop

I'll give pretty much everyone a good few chances to make me laugh but Rosie Jones is one I just can't get on with. I've tried and tried but her timing is all over the place and jokes are tired.

I bloody love Count Arthur Strong. One of the funniest characters in the last 20 years.
[Post edited 23 Aug 2023 0:06]


I was going to mention her. I have to switch over anything she's on. As funny as a fire in a children's home.

Poll: Which is the worst QPR team?

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Worst Comedian on 22:56 - Aug 24 with 2518 viewsrbee

Worst Comedian on 07:37 - Aug 23 by HAYESBOY

Only really one comic I saw live that bombed was Billy Connolly in the mid 90's at Hammersmith Odeon. He really struggled. Kept referring to notes on a little chair he had on stage. Maybe had an off night.


I saw Billy a couple of times. First time was in the mid 80's when he did a charity gig at The Half Moon in Putney and was totally brilliant.

Fast forward to Hammersmith in the mid 90's where he was still funny but nowhere near the gig ten years previous. At Hammersmith he seemed obsessed with saying f**k as many times as he could. Billy is however one of the best.

Plenty of lousy comedians about, certainly Sarah Millican. I don't like Brian Connolly either, I saw him do a routine that just took the p*ss out of Arthur Askey. It wasn't funny and it was also pointless as in his prime Arthur was a massive star with the sort of popularity the likes of Connolly could only ever dream about.
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Worst Comedian on 23:34 - Aug 24 with 2490 viewsMrSheen

I’d have been all over this a few years ago, but now I think they’re not good or bad, you just like them or you don’t. For instance, Sharon Horgan. To me, her writing is grindingly obvious and stereotypical, her characters are cliched heroes, villains and buffoons, though all of them seem to whine about nothing serious. But all the women I know adore her. Where I hate the straight-to-camera “Am I right girls, am I right?”, they all shout, “finally, someone says it”. She’s the multi-millionaire, not me.

It’s very easy for you or I to mock a one-hit wonder, but that’s one more than we’ve managed between us. I thought Sarah Millican was quite funny when she first emerged, she had some original routines on some apparently everyday topics. But writing jokes is hard, and it’s easier to pay someone to write new jokes in the style of your old jokes and try to survive on brand recognition than admit you’re not up to it any more. No one is forcing you to watch them, do something else.
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Worst Comedian on 23:39 - Aug 24 with 2475 viewsBenny_the_Ball

Whilst comedy is personal, I think we can all agree that Miranda and Mrs. Brown's Boys are utter gash.
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Worst Comedian on 23:41 - Aug 24 with 2473 viewsBenny_the_Ball

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



I've only enjoyed watching him take Hollywood's finest to task when presenting the Oscars. His actual body of work does nothing for me.
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Worst Comedian on 23:42 - Aug 24 with 2462 viewsBenny_the_Ball

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



100%. His comeback tour was treated like the coming of the 2nd messiah. Maybe it's a northern thing but he's never raised so much as a chortle in the Benny household.
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Worst Comedian on 23:46 - Aug 24 with 2457 viewsBenny_the_Ball

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



Curious one, Mr. Bean. My least favourite of Rowan's creations (more of Blackadder man myself) but his most popular in terms of global numbers. A diluted Benny Hill.
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Worst Comedian on 23:56 - Aug 24 with 2450 viewsBenny_the_Ball

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



If memory serves me right, Mike Reid was scheduled to play at a pub in Acton shortly before his passing. Tickets were available via the club and I had at least a dozen friends and family of all ages who asked me to get some. Sadly, Mike had to pull out through illness and he was replaced on the bill by Bobby Davro. Every single one of my group requested a refund and who could blame them!
[Post edited 24 Aug 2023 23:58]
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Worst Comedian on 07:08 - Aug 25 with 2372 viewsHayesender

Worst Comedian on 23:56 - Aug 24 by Benny_the_Ball

If memory serves me right, Mike Reid was scheduled to play at a pub in Acton shortly before his passing. Tickets were available via the club and I had at least a dozen friends and family of all ages who asked me to get some. Sadly, Mike had to pull out through illness and he was replaced on the bill by Bobby Davro. Every single one of my group requested a refund and who could blame them!
[Post edited 24 Aug 2023 23:58]


I drunkenly bumped into Bobby Davro in Richmond probably about 30 years ago now.

Anyway, in my drunken state I got him mixed up with Freddie Starr, and started shouting at him about hamsters

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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Worst Comedian on 07:14 - Aug 25 with 2361 viewsFDC

Worst Comedian on 10:59 - Aug 23 by Bluce_Ree

I did say earlier in this thread that there aren't really very many good female comedians but actually I can think of a couple of decent routines. See Sarah Kendall's at the bottom of this post. I quite like Maria Bamford also.

But anyway, this joke is dogshit and she's the first woman to win the funniest joke award since 2008. With that shit? It doesn't even really work.

Here's the competition. Weirdly the bottom three jokes are the three best ones.

The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said, "Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise". (Liz Guterbock 41%);
Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now. (Amos Gill 40%);
When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast. (Sikisa 34%);
I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice. (Masai Graham 33%);
How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag. (Frank Lavender 32%);
My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic. (Roger Swift 29%);
I entered the "How not to surrender" competition and I won hands down. (Bennett Arron 29%);
Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch. (William Stone 28%);
My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films. (Daniel Foxx 26%);

It's all mostly shit though.

Anyway, I always quite liked this routine by Sarah Kendall.



Re female comedians, Taylor Tomlinson is about my favourite comedian at the moment.
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Worst Comedian on 10:17 - Aug 25 with 2212 viewsToast_R

Worst Comedian on 21:18 - Aug 24 by Hayesender



"I won't do your show again unless you let me respond"

Oh please don't!

There's a better version of this somewhere using the Curb Your Enthusiam end credits.
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Worst Comedian on 10:30 - Aug 25 with 2635 viewsdaveB

I think it's fair to say comedy is quite subjective

One mans genius is another mans blood pressure raising cock womble
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Worst Comedian on 10:33 - Aug 25 with 2621 viewsRs_Holy

Worst Comedian on 10:30 - Aug 25 by daveB

I think it's fair to say comedy is quite subjective

One mans genius is another mans blood pressure raising cock womble


'blood pressure raising cock womble'.

... that made me laugh out loud :)
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Worst Comedian on 10:38 - Aug 25 with 2612 viewsSydneyRs

Worst Comedian on 10:30 - Aug 25 by daveB

I think it's fair to say comedy is quite subjective

One mans genius is another mans blood pressure raising cock womble


There's no need to bring John Terry into this.
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