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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand 14:30 - Feb 15 with 7797 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

'Technical Ability'

Is it a poncy way of saying a player looks hilarious when they try to do something with a football? Seems to have little relevance if the player is banging in goals or keeping them out.

'Ball to Hand / Hand to Ball'

Basically, on purpose or not on purpose right?

'Last Man'

Seems to guarantee a red if this player commits a foul. Is it mentioned in any rule books because it seems very vague to me. If the last man is by the corner flag and the player he fouls has the mobility of an oil tanker should it be a red?

Help needed please.





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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 23:20 - Feb 15 with 1734 viewsPunteR

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 22:52 - Feb 15 by johncharles

Ingredients for a Mexican paella ?


Newfangled football tricks my son keeps practicing. I used to do the keepy uppys

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 00:55 - Feb 16 with 1706 viewsFDC

"Football is a results business". As opposed to what? Those sports where no one keeps tab of the score?

(see also "football is all about opinions". As opposed to... what?)

"First goal will be important in this game". Has there ever been a game where this wasn't the case?
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 01:03 - Feb 16 with 1695 viewsBrianMcCarthy

"A good time to score"

I've never heard of a bad time to score.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 09:42 - Feb 16 with 1630 viewsFDC

"Off the shoulder"

Honestly, I have no idea what this means and I've kept it hidden for too long now.
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 10:39 - Feb 16 with 1596 viewsloftinoz

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 15:36 - Feb 15 by DannyPaddox

FA Cup 5th Round?

What does this mean?


Similar to 4th round, I think.
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:13 - Feb 18 with 1510 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Assistant Referee - They're still bloody linos and they haven't got any better merely because they've been rebranded!

FIFA's Ethics Committee....yeah, right!
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:24 - Feb 18 with 1501 viewsNorthernr

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 01:03 - Feb 16 by BrianMcCarthy

"A good time to score"

I've never heard of a bad time to score.


I don't know Brian, Chery's goal against Fulham seemed pretty poorly timed to me.
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:25 - Feb 18 with 1501 viewspaulparker

the stupid hand signals Mangers make with their fingers

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/c3af37219411d302547f63f482570ba37a3ff1d28e2a

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:28 - Feb 18 with 1494 viewseasthertsr

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:25 - Feb 18 by paulparker

the stupid hand signals Mangers make with their fingers

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/c3af37219411d302547f63f482570ba37a3ff1d28e2a


He's going to play 'in the hole'!!!!
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:29 - Feb 18 with 1492 viewsPinnerPaul

Last Man , Ball to Hand, Hand to Ball not mentioned in the laws.

Last man especially comes from the media - no where else.

Actual law wording is "Denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards goal"

Last man no where to be seen!
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:32 - Feb 18 with 1484 viewsPinnerPaul

"You have to take those chances in this division"

Implies that in "other" divisions there is some clever way of being awarded a goal witOUT taking your chances!
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:35 - Feb 18 with 1474 viewsPinnerPaul

Im on a roll now

ANY goal scored after 80th minute is called a "late late " goal by the QPR media team, this despite the fact that all games go to at least the 93rd minute these days.

Referee marks in the papers.

Controversial decision writer agreed with = 7

As above writer doesn't agree = 4

All other games = 6

VERY informative!
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:37 - Feb 18 with 1471 viewsPinnerPaul

Finally , I promise!

Transfer "Gossip" - now reported every day of every ******* month even in months when no one is going anywhere outside the "windows"!!!!!!!!
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:44 - Feb 18 with 1466 viewspaulparker

Players who SLAM in a transfer request , does that mean they go into the office with a piece of paper and slam it in front of the manager/chairman ?

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 17:11 - Feb 18 with 1444 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Come to that - "transfer list".

Can we track down this list? Can we please, for the love of god, put Diakite's name on it?

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 18:22 - Feb 18 with 1353 viewslondonscottish

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 16:44 - Feb 18 by paulparker

Players who SLAM in a transfer request , does that mean they go into the office with a piece of paper and slam it in front of the manager/chairman ?


Yes. This gone, apparently, right up to the point at which the window SLAMS shut.

Well, according to Talksport, anyway.

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:02 - Feb 18 with 1327 viewsjohncharles

They deserved at least a point out of that game.
Why ?
Score more goals mate and you might get a point or two.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:10 - Feb 18 with 1322 viewsTheBlob

Young and hungry.
I accept increased nutrition is necessary for development at an early age but there's the danger that it may be as a result of tapeworms.

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:28 - Feb 18 with 1310 viewsBrianMcCarthy

'He was entitled to go down'

He was fugging entitled to a yellow card for diving, the dirty little...why I oughta....

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:41 - Feb 18 with 1305 viewsPinnerPaul

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:28 - Feb 18 by BrianMcCarthy

'He was entitled to go down'

He was fugging entitled to a yellow card for diving, the dirty little...why I oughta....


Any game that a team doesn't actually HAVE to win called a "must win" game.

Few on here guilty of that - you know who you are!
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:44 - Feb 18 with 1300 viewsPinnerPaul

"Linesman (Doesn't exist anymore) just about got that right"

As opposed to 100% got that right perhaps?

"As we can see (from our camera up in the stand) the referee had a great view of that (with his eyes which are about 6ft from the ground)
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:50 - Feb 18 with 1291 viewsFredManRave

"Sleeping Giant". Ridiculous terminology when you think that there was only ever one sleeping giant, Gulliver.

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 20:23 - Feb 18 with 1280 viewsWeaverQPR

Stonewall penalty.

@WeavQPR

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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 20:40 - Feb 18 with 1263 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 20:23 - Feb 18 by WeaverQPR

Stonewall penalty.


True. Then there's 'I've seen them given'.

Either it's a peno or it's not. Make your mind up and call it. In a world that contains Ashley Young, let's not pretend that every penalty decision given in the past was correct or relevant,

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 21:08 - Feb 18 with 1249 viewsDannyPaddox

Footballing Terms I Don't Understand on 19:50 - Feb 18 by FredManRave

"Sleeping Giant". Ridiculous terminology when you think that there was only ever one sleeping giant, Gulliver.


Sleeping giant: any big city club on their uppers in a lower league. Sheffield United, Leeds United, Nottingham Forest for instance. We on the other hand are a comatose dwarf.
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