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You know you are getting old: 01:59 - Jun 10 with 7151 views

And no longer a slave to men's fashion when your Mrs buys you a pair of Mambo
trainers for $3 cos 'They are ok to take the dogs out in'.And you dont mind .
In my defense tho I have just spent the last 10 mins blacking out the shocking white logo that covers half the side of the trainer with a felt tip pen.

add your own '' You know you are getting old:''

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You know you are getting old: on 19:23 - Jun 10 with 1334 views

hopphoops

when your agent pauses and says "There's always QPR."

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You know you are getting old: on 19:59 - Jun 10 with 1303 views

Monahoop

You know when your're getting older when, every year the Random Irritations thread comes up on this site and you have more irritations to add to it.

When your're so glad when visitors to your house go home.

I'm of the last generation that can remember proper trains, steam trains.

There aint half been some clever bastards.

You know you are getting old: on 20:39 - Jun 10 with 1283 views

scot1963

You know you are getting old: on 08:56 - Jun 10 by Tonto
when you pay just as much attentition to the front page of the newspaper as you do the back page...

are you sure you weren't thinking of page 3 when you typed that?

You know you are getting old: on 22:21 - Jun 10 with 1242 views

Rangersw12

When you agree with everything on a you know you are getting old thread..

You know you are getting old: on 22:28 - Jun 10 with 1228 views

HollowayRanger

THIS SAYS IT ALL TO ME

when your father dies you realise nothing is for ever and you realise it must be your turn next ,maybe not for 50 years but one day .....one day

oh and I loved this show and theam

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	Listen to the band play!
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You know you are getting old: on 22:58 - Jun 10 with 1198 views

PunteR

When your kids ask you" in the olden days dad,did you have skateboard's?"

When you start going round the house making sure lights have been turned off.

when garden centre's are a pleasant afternoon out.

When your 13 year old nutmegs you when your having a kick about.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

You know you are getting old: on 23:03 - Jun 10 with 1188 views

bosh67

When you read everything on this thread and think... I remember thinking that. And then soiling yourself... Again.

	Never knowingly right.
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You know you are getting old: on 23:26 - Jun 10 with 1169 views

A40Bosh

You know you are getting old: on 10:42 - Jun 10 by paulparker
you know when your getting old when you spend more time plucking ear & nose hair than doing your own hair you start appreciating Real Ale your missus starts buying your clothes telling your kids how the 80 & 90's were the good old days when you start acting & sounding like your own dad

+1
To a tee.
and some of the nasal pluckings are completely white with the diameter of a pencil

edit:
When you see Old Vaughanians "Vets Team" photo and you realize the gangly bloke in the middle was in your class at school!

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With no leg room, knees killing me, do I just go now or stay for the 2nd half o?

You know you are getting old: on 23:51 - Jun 10 with 1149 views

r66

You know you are getting old: on 07:08 - Jun 10 by welwynranger
When I wrote a piece on here for Norfs review of the 67 League Cup Final starting with I was 12 years old. OMG

So was I and now live in Hertford! Welwyn?????

You know you are getting old: on 09:47 - Jun 12 with 1074 views

Aunt_Nelly

when you try to convince yourself, your missus and people at work that Birkenstocks are back in fashion when really they're the only comfortable thing you can wear because those latest supertrendy Nike flyknit hypeshoes you paid too much for raped your knackered gnarly feet.

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You know you are getting old: on 09:49 - Jun 12 with 1071 views

Pommyhoop

You know you are getting old: on 09:47 - Jun 12 by Aunt_Nelly
when you try to convince yourself, your missus and people at work that Birkenstocks are back in fashion when really they're the only comfortable thing you can wear because those latest supertrendy Nike flyknit hypeshoes you paid too much for raped your knackered gnarly feet. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 9:48]

Get some Mambo black suede look trainers mate.
Great for taking the dog out in..

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You know you are getting old: on 10:26 - Jun 12 with 1047 views

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You know you are getting old: on 08:30 - Jun 10 by BrianMcCarthy
I haven't got No. 8, but for some years now I haven't been able to sit down or get up without an involuntary grunt.

My wife told me I had started doing this to which I replied that at least I haven't started to pee myself every time I sneeze like she does.

You know you are getting old: on 11:52 - Jun 12 with 1030 views

BrianMcCarthy

You know you are getting old: on 10:26 - Jun 12 by WokingR
My wife told me I had started doing this to which I replied that at least I haven't started to pee myself every time I sneeze like she does.

Ha!

What's worse about the grunt-and-sit move is that I sometimes catch myself for being somehow proud of having acchieved the Herculaen task of sitting down without falling on the floor.

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You know you are getting old: on 13:20 - Jun 12 with 1004 views

R_from_afar

You know you are getting old: on 12:56 - Jun 10 by BrianMcCarthy
The first time your barber whispers "will I give the oul' eyebrows a trim. Gets worse a few years later when they start cultivating your ears. If any one of them goes near my nostrils, I wiil not be held responsible.

Err, for many years, I have been *asking* my barber to do my eyebrows. Oh the shame...

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

You know you are getting old: on 13:22 - Jun 12 with 1002 views

TheBlob

That mysteriously the bathroon mirror has moved an inch up the wall all by itself.

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So how was the season for you?

You know you are getting old: on 14:07 - Jun 12 with 983 views

Pommyhoop

You know you are getting old: on 13:20 - Jun 12 by R_from_afar
Err, for many years, I have been asking my barber to do my eyebrows. Oh the shame... RFA

Hehehe. My eldest daughter is a hairdresser ,not that she does my hair but we get her old clippers which are 100 times better than any you get in the shops.And the Mrs has become pretty decent at the old blade 1 every few weeks on me.She sorts out any stray ear hairs for me but wont touch the auld nose ones.
My daughter does trim me eyebrows tho and even waxes the bit above my nose if they even threaten to join up... Gawd Blesser..

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Poll:	How much should we sell Eze for. What will we get.

You know you are getting old: on 15:13 - Jun 12 with 964 views

SINGINGDETECTIVE

when you see more men pushing prams in the street than women

what happened to my chauvinistic generation

You know you are getting old: on 15:13 - Jun 12 with 964 views

DaBurgh

You know you're getting old when you are pleased with your regular bowel movements, and you're happy to tell anyone that will listen.

You know you are getting old: on 15:15 - Jun 12 with 964 views

Aunt_Nelly

You know you are getting old: on 14:07 - Jun 12 by Pommyhoop

Rather than get up off the sofa to get your credit card from another room you choose an online store that accepts paypal. Even if they charge more for the same product.

You know you are getting old: on 15:17 - Jun 12 with 962 views

Aunt_Nelly

when low fuel consumption and cheap road tax actually becomes a consideration when buying a new car.

You know you are getting old: on 14:40 - Jun 21 with 915 views

paulparker

When you visit a Nature Park with your family
and you start admiring the jams & chutneys in the craft shop after

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

You know you are getting old: on 15:50 - Jun 21 with 885 views

HollowayRanger

You know you are getting old: on 13:20 - Jun 12 by R_from_afar
Err, for many years, I have been asking my barber to do my eyebrows. Oh the shame... RFA

mine did my eyebrows nose and ears

bit of a shock for me as I hadn't even asked

bit gutted really as I had a hair that went from one side of my brow to the other was a good 2-3 inces long

miss it now

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Poll:	How much will you pay for adult season ticket next season if in championship

You know you are getting old: on 17:13 - Jun 21 with 853 views

CHUBBS

When you walk past the local cemetery and 2 blokes with shovels start chasing you.

You know you are getting old: on 17:13 - Jun 21 with 853 views

PinnerR

When your girlfriend, who is 12 years younger than you, is up for it and YOU say
"Not tonight dear, I've got a headache".

You know you are getting old: on 17:40 - Jun 21 with 714 views

AgedR

When you struggle not to have a nap after an afternoon pint

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Who do we want out of the way?

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