| Forum Reply | Best debut goal? at 21:51 20 May 2024
Just when I'd forgotten that the complete useless sodding waster R'SWiPe ever turned up in W12, where he was never prepared to put in a shift in the hoops ...... and then Fred Man Rave stirs up the memory banks. SWP didn't even bother to celebrate his one and only lucky R's goal at Scumford Bridge, as he still considered himself to be a Chelscum player of some repute. Taraabt put the goal on plate for R'SWiPe and so he finally got one toe poke in to beat the keeper. The real positive of note was that his goal led to some of the best one liner headliners ever posted on this site : "Shaun's Shanked Redemption", "One flew into the Chelscum net" ,"The lack of Commitments" for starters. You'll notice that, like the epitaph on a gravestone, I've kept the legend at the foot of my posts, to remind myself that, for all the wasters we have had on the books, SWP was the pits when it came to the epitome of "can't be arsed" massively overpaid footballers. And all this written in the calm knowledge that we shall never see his like again. Please God. [Post edited 20 May 22:04]
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| Forum Reply | line from a lyric at 22:31 31 Mar 2024
Sounds like the Smiths, as does ..... "Did a military two step down the nape of my neck". What a fantastic line that one is. [Post edited 31 Mar 22:34]
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| Forum Reply | line from a lyric at 22:27 31 Mar 2024
Agreed the Smiths were just as good as the Doors.. but somewhat different. "Please, please please please let me get what I want this time". 53 points that is. |
| Forum Reply | line from a lyric at 21:39 31 Mar 2024
"When you're strange .... when you're ........... strange." Just stay with the Doors.... Love the Doors. So, here's a count down of lines of lyrics from their albums to the end of the season. "She has a house and garden, I would like to see what happens," (line for 7 games to go in the championship.) "I've down so doggarn long, that looks like up to me" (line for 6 games to go in the championship.) "Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun, nothing left to do but run, run, run, let's run" (line for 5 games to go in the championship.) "Another flashing chance of bliss" (line for 4 games to go in the championship.) "Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why" (line for 3 games to go in the championship.) "White City, tonight, White City tonight, yeh!" (line for 2 games to go in the championship.) "Five to One" (song for 1 games to go in the championship.) Fo the Leeds game - The last game of the season - "Come on Rangers, light my fire" After the Leeds game ...... "This is the end ........" 53 points, [Post edited 31 Mar 22:29]
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| Forum Reply | Does anyone know what the uses of a semi colon !!! at 22:26 11 Mar 2024
A semi colon could not cope with that amount of germs, a complete colon could not cope either; the Taylor Richard’s analogy is very appropriate, one is amazed that you can stack shyte that high. [Post edited 11 Mar 22:28]
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| Forum Reply | Thank you Leeds at 21:52 8 Mar 2024
Now, all home wins tomorrow please, that'll do nicely. [Post edited 8 Mar 22:00]
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| Forum Reply | Weekend fixture/rooting guide at 21:50 8 Mar 2024
I'd want Swansea to beat Bristol, who've lost their last 5 games on the bounce and are about to drift into the mine field bottom 8 if they lose tomorrow. [Post edited 8 Mar 21:51]
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| Forum Reply | Relegation Preferences at 07:54 6 Mar 2024
It's called "Icing on the cake," Norf.... Hope it's a nice big fruit cake, chock full of plums and R's nuts. [Post edited 6 Mar 8:08]
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| Forum Reply | Relegation Preferences at 07:31 6 Mar 2024
I wouldn't bet against Stoke going down!!! Hate them 24/7 - 365. I'll get me Coates. Any one else from Brum, Blackburn, Millwall would make it a nap hand. |
| Forum Reply | So what do we want tonight? at 21:17 5 Mar 2024
If they all stay as they are, I’d be happy - although a late Plymouth equaliser would be nice |
| Forum Reply | Leicester fan at 17:18 4 Mar 2024
Showing my age here….. “Oh, yes for the youngster!” A John Motson special when Joe Walters bagged a brace and Leicester surprisingly knocked us out of the FA Cup in the seventies. [Post edited 4 Mar 17:20]
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| Forum Reply | Stan’s Greatest Game at 12:32 3 Mar 2024
So maybe we did play in red and white quarters that day. I also note "Henry" Mancini in the background of the photo too. Therefore I have great delight in blaming the Cheslcum site for providing this inaccurate data It says something about Stan's memorable performance that we are here discussing what Stan did over 50 years ago. [Post edited 3 Mar 12:35]
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| Forum Reply | Stan at 12:11 3 Mar 2024
I've found the photo,,but I'm struggling to upload it, so I've had to use a Chelscum site to get it on here. Please accept my apologies for polluting this page with scum links - but the photo makes up for it. http://thechels.info/wiki/Chelsea_3-3_Queens_Park_Rangers_(1973-74_First_Divisio Note that the ref was Roger Kirkpatrick, the show off egoist ref - whose party trick was to sprint backwards after awarding a free kick faster than he could run forwards. He really wound the crowd up when he did this. "oooooh, look at me". thank god the FA don't encourage refs like him anymore,
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| Forum Reply | Stan’s Greatest Game at 11:16 3 Mar 2024
Yes, the ref let Chelscum get away with 1970 FA Cup Final type fouls all over again. Has anyone got a photo of the Ron Harris foul that they could post here? Amazingly, I don’t think any one got booked. Droy got away with murder. Stan embarrassed them all. Shame there’s no videos of him making those thugs look so stupid. [Post edited 3 Mar 11:24]
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