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It’s only a laugh ! 10:11 - Aug 12 with 52824 viewsKeithHaynes

Put your jokes, pics etc right here 👍

Here’s one.



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It’s only a laugh ! on 13:28 - Nov 29 with 1073 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

Was reading Yul Bryyners autobiography and it was interesting to learn he had been a massive Liverpool fan but was thrown out and banned from Anfield because he smelled so bad.

Yul never wore cologne.

Poll: We all dream of a managerial team of Alan Tates?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 20:47 - Dec 3 with 805 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

I tried to phone the tinnitus helpline but it just kept ringing.

Poll: We all dream of a managerial team of Alan Tates?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 15:52 - Dec 20 with 279 viewsncswan

A good friend sent me the following "Farmer's Prayer" today. I thought I would share since it might be appropriate for the Swans AFC senior team:

Farmer's Prayer
(By: Author Unknown)

A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

"Lord, I hate buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned. Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour".

The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits!

So, Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."

Merry Christmas!
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It’s only a laugh ! on 11:44 - Dec 24 with 87 viewstheloneranger

Many thanks to my Auntie Bridie in Ireland for sending me 3 socks for Christmas.

I told her over the phone

I'd grown another foot in the past year ...!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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