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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread 04:12 - Aug 15 with 19243 viewsNotLoyal

The Graeme Potter’s are next to arrive at the Newly Named Stadium. This is a repeat of other games played between the two sides in the past. When Kyle Naughton fell over at Stoke a few months ago everybody accused Swansea of cheating, let’s get this straight. It wasn’t Stoke cheating, diving or injuring opposition players as they have done for years, apparently it was Swansea.



For this matchday thread we will pretend both clubs are in League two. Like Liverpool,if they were relegated three times.

Swansea City v Stoke City
Tuesday August 17th
7.45 pm Kick Off



This is Joshua Smith who is very young, he is older than twelve but not much more, his dad is John Smith, the man who makes tins of frothy alcohol for weirdos. Joshua should be well advised to give all dodgy decisions to the swans or the juvenile east stand will throw food at him and knock a barrier over. So, watch out Josh. Oh, by the way Josh is a referee, he owns a whistle. He will be able to blow his new whistle whilst other men will wave flags and buzz his arm. These are Mark ( Jack ) Russell and Nik ( Saint ) Barnard There is a fourth Official called Tom ( Vic ) Reeves, he will generally wave a board about and tell everyone around him to calm down.


In the meantime here is a thick looking Cardiff fan

Stoke people are called potters, unlike plumbers or parsnips. Plumbers are usually associated with Blackpool or Waterlooville, sometimes Thames. A parsnip is a vegetable, so maybe the association is with dwarf land down the road, Hi Ho ! Stoke is famous for oatcakes and for calling people duck. Oh hang on, Plumbers ? An oatcake is a plant made out of human excretion mixed with finger nails. It’s ok to taste but not as nice as say, a cheeseburger or indeed a Quorn dog. The main ‘firm’ in Stoke is Port Vale who regularly beat up Stokies, but all Port Vale fans are utter bellends, sums the pair of them up.

Stoke City are reported to have sold 380 tickets.

https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/55497/swansea-city-v-sto

Swansea City: Steven Benda; Ben Cabango, Brandon Cooper, Ryan Manning; Joel Latibeaudiere, Flynn Downes, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Jamal Lowe.

Substitutes: Lewis Webb, Morgan Whittaker, Jamie Paterson, Joel Piroe, Liam Cullen, Ethan Laird, Dan Williams.

Stoke City: Josef Bursik; Tommy Smith, Ben Wilmot, Harry Souttar, Leo Ostigard, Jacob Brown; Josh Tymon, Joe Allen (captain), Sam Clucas; Nick Powell, Sam Surridge.

Substitutes: Adam Davies, Morgan Fox, Danny Batth, Steven Fletcher, Alfie Doughty, Jordan Thompson, Tom Ince.

More to follow.


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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 05:13 - Aug 16 with 7897 viewsSwans9

I will go 1 nil swans Lowe.
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:45 - Aug 16 with 7736 viewsKeithHaynes

800 extra tickets on general sale.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 16:52 - Aug 16 with 7626 viewsSirjohnalot

Can't see it anywhere, but don't think this is on the red button is it ?
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:20 - Aug 16 with 7566 viewsKeithHaynes

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 16:52 - Aug 16 by Sirjohnalot

Can't see it anywhere, but don't think this is on the red button is it ?


Swans TV have it scheduled.
Can’t see any red button games mate.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:57 - Aug 16 with 7530 viewsunion_jack

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 16:52 - Aug 16 by Sirjohnalot

Can't see it anywhere, but don't think this is on the red button is it ?


Is the red button happening this season now that crowds are back or didn't it have anything to do with it?

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:34 - Aug 16 with 7494 viewsNotLoyal

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:57 - Aug 16 by union_jack

Is the red button happening this season now that crowds are back or didn't it have anything to do with it?


Nothing on the red button from what I can see.

OK I've changed it.
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:36 - Aug 16 with 7489 viewsSirjohnalot

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:34 - Aug 16 by NotLoyal

Nothing on the red button from what I can see.


They’re normally Wednesday I think
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 08:24 - Aug 17 with 7233 viewstheloneranger

Sky Sports red button Championship fixtures aren't starting until 14th September.

https://www.live-footballontv.com/live-championship-football-on-tv.html

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:16 - Aug 17 with 7113 viewsWhiterockin

My team for tonight, could be nowhere near close.

Benda
Cabango Cooper Manning
Laird Downes Grimes Bidwell
Patterson Piroe Lowe
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:44 - Aug 17 with 7076 viewsBenJ94

Stoke fans seem confident of getting something down here.
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:54 - Aug 17 with 7062 viewsjackrmee

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:16 - Aug 17 by Whiterockin

My team for tonight, could be nowhere near close.

Benda
Cabango Cooper Manning
Laird Downes Grimes Bidwell
Patterson Piroe Lowe


Looks about right to me.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:59 - Aug 17 with 7056 viewsWhiterockin

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:54 - Aug 17 by jackrmee

Looks about right to me.


My only concern is the right side is "all new" and will not have an understanding of each other.

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Right side.
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 12:19 - Aug 17 with 7027 viewsjackrmee

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:59 - Aug 17 by Whiterockin

My only concern is the right side is "all new" and will not have an understanding of each other.

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Right side.
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Left side is all new as well, if you go by RM's tactics and what he wants the players to do.
Right side will actually be more ready for it, as Laird has already had a season playing in this exact system.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:36 - Aug 17 with 6936 viewsBenJ94

Is it on Swans Tv?
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 15:14 - Aug 17 with 6816 viewsKeithHaynes

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:36 - Aug 17 by BenJ94

Is it on Swans Tv?


Yes 👍

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 15:57 - Aug 17 with 6758 viewsBenJ94

Cheers Keith!
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:46 - Aug 17 with 6575 viewsjasper_T

Looking very defensive.
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:05 - Aug 17 with 6492 viewsKeithHaynes

Swansea City: Steven Benda; Ben Cabango, Brandon Cooper, Ryan Manning; Joel Latibeaudiere, Flynn Downes, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Jamal Lowe.

Substitutes: Lewis Webb, Morgan Whittaker, Jamie Paterson, Joel Piroe, Liam Cullen, Ethan Laird, Dan Williams.

Stoke City: Josef Bursik; Tommy Smith, Ben Wilmot, Harry Souttar, Leo Ostigard, Jacob Brown; Josh Tymon, Joe Allen (captain), Sam Clucas; Nick Powell, Sam Surridge.

Substitutes: Adam Davies, Morgan Fox, Danny Batth, Steven Fletcher, Alfie Doughty, Jordan Thompson, Tom Ince.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:38 - Aug 17 with 6355 viewsonehunglow

That line up is both worrying and inane.
Just how is that going to be an exciting outfit.
Truly hope Im very wrong.

Piroe and Whits should start before Lowe at the very least.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:47 - Aug 17 with 6302 viewsvetchonian

Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:46 - Aug 17 by jasper_T

Looking very defensive.


I thought the same...but Martin knows what he is doing

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:54 - Aug 17 with 6245 viewsmagicdaps10

Don't know what people expect with this line up, we have a handful of injuries plus we are 2/3 players short especially at Striker and creative Midfield.

I am not expecting much again tonight, hopefully just cementing the style, gaining confidence and would gladly take a point tonight.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:00 - Aug 17 with 6186 viewsKeithHaynes

This is nuts 😂
Oh dear.

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:01 - Aug 17 with 6177 viewstheloneranger

That's been coming since kick off!!

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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:02 - Aug 17 with 6131 viewsAnotherJohn

Not at the races tonight. Could be more goals to come.
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Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:03 - Aug 17 with 6115 viewsonehunglow

Just wtf is this.
It is actually hilarious ,if you are a neutral.

We have not the players to play this way Russ.

Yeah,I know,give him time.

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