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Birthday present for "The man who has everything" 00:26 - Dec 3 with 4773 views

It's ShotKneesHoop Birthday today - he says he has everything a man could want . . . his sister wanted to send him a Hoops shirt with SWP on the back, but we agreed as he has everything then he can have fookall.

WHat is the strangest birthday present you have every got or given?

I was once given a foot pump.

I once sold a breast pump at a boot sale but that's another story.

Happy Birthday ShotKneesHoop.

Birthday present for on 01:23 - Dec 3 with 4762 views

FredManRave

Happy Birthday SKH!

My birthday present to you is a photo of SWP that will actually make you smile and I'm sure that if your knees weren't so shot then you'd do the same, over and over and over again, though you'd probably have to get to the back of the queue after each go.

[Post edited 3 Dec 2014 2:53]

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Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 06:58 - Dec 3 with 4703 views

Taxidermist

Aunti Vi came into the Bank where I worked and handed over a wrapped box (which I mistakenly thought contained a pair of slippers) only to reveal a tin of lavender floor polish!!!!!!! In true Shotknees style ......... yer couldn't make it up!

Birthday present for on 08:06 - Dec 3 with 4654 views

ShotKneesHoop

Thanks for the good wishes, however the present I was really hoping for was getting something out of an away game.

Needless to say with Bagpuss's "park the bus" tactics worked to the bone, it was just a matter of time before we leaked goals again. Always the same old interviews from 'Arry afterwards

By Christmas, we'll have played all the weak teams at home, so we'd better have a plan B in mind. Just getting results at Loftus Road isn't going to be enough.

And on a positive note, there's only 9 months to go before that useless, mercenary, pigmy, human bagatelle comes to the end of his gathering splinters contract.

[Post edited 3 Dec 2014 8:07]

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 08:16 - Dec 3 with 4645 views

TheBlob

Happy birthday Shotknees.

You'll probably get something from Joey Barton today - he's been giving away more presents than Santa recently.

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So how was the season for you?

Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 08:22 - Dec 3 with 4637 views

bosh67

Paracetamol, for "The man who has everything"

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Birthday present for on 09:45 - Dec 3 with 4593 views

ShotKneesHoop

Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 08:22 - Dec 3 by bosh67
Paracetamol, for "The man who has everything"

It used to be penicillin! Is downgrading to Paracetamol another of Cameron's NHS cuts?

Why can't you get aspirin in the jungle? Because the Paracetamol.

(Parrots eat them all)

OK, I'll get my coat and call for a taxi then.

[Post edited 3 Dec 2014 9:56]

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 09:48 - Dec 3 with 4586 views

Metallica_Hoop

Happy Birthday.

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