Following the near unanimous view that JET is a waster and/or a cnt, who would be in our all-time cnt XI? And who would be captain McCnty? Who'd be the manager of this cntfest? And which cnt would be signing the cheques at the end of the month to pay all these cnts? 1. While we've had some average, none have been you know, a right pwaper cnt! So, just because it would be rude not to, and I love a good double entendre, I'll insert Seamen into the cnts XI. 2. Bosingwa - Obvs! Cnt supreme. 3. BAE - Another cnt of a big-time Charlie. 4. Caulker - If he's not one, then he's a wasted one. 5. Mbia - Just for that ridiculous dive. 6. SWP - No more need be said! 7. Jeanne - Another waster. 8. Barton (c) - Perfect for the McCnty role. 9. Sheron - Just because his purchase pretty much made a cnt out of us. 10. JET - Universally accepted, he's a prize cnt. 11. Scully - Old fashioned cnt. Mgr: Hughes - Because he brought #2 Chair: Flabio - He actually looks like one! Cnts to the core. FACT!! | |