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Charlie's knee... 09:13 - Aug 20 with 11968 viewsstansleftfoot

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David Sullivan and his analysis of Charlie Austin, the mystery of the disappearing ligaments and the fact West Spam can't afford him!
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Charlie's knee... on 15:06 - Aug 20 with 3925 viewsMancR

Well Mr Porn why don't you go looking abroad and pay millions for another Maiga instead!?! What a blinding player your scouting muppets unearthed there!
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Charlie's knee... on 15:30 - Aug 20 with 3877 viewsHAYESBOY

Its simple.............you don't pay the money you don't get him.

Go and buy Berihino for 25m.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Charlie's knee... on 15:33 - Aug 20 with 3869 viewsTacticalR

Only mugs pay for stuff.

Air hostess clique

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Charlie's knee... on 17:15 - Aug 20 with 3749 viewsTheBlob

It's like when you've got a motor for sale and some twipponk comes down the drive,clearly ain't got the funds...
"Nah,nah,nah,not in that colour mate.Ain't got the original air in the tyres,the track rod ends are w*nked as arseoles you know what I mean....."

Wouldn't sell to kunts like that even if they had the dosh.

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Charlie's knee... on 17:20 - Aug 20 with 3739 viewsNW10Hoop

Fair play Charlie

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Charlie's knee... on 17:22 - Aug 20 with 3735 viewsGetMeRangers

Was just going to post that. Bloody brilliant

I wonder if that was worded with Ale and JB at a cafe this afternoon???
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Charlie's knee... on 17:29 - Aug 20 with 3702 viewsNW10Hoop

Cool! Are there any other Premier League teams left that he fancies going to? I hope not!
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Charlie's knee... on 17:35 - Aug 20 with 3673 viewsjamois

Spuds.
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2015/08/20/tottenham-fans-react-on-twitter-to-charlie-

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Charlie's knee... on 18:02 - Aug 20 with 3583 viewsstuabd

I liked the bit about some senior players not wanting old big mouth Barton. I thought it was just the fans.
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Charlie's knee... on 18:56 - Aug 20 with 3471 viewsPlanetHonneywood

I think we're all missing something here.

If Charlie stays and if he continues to score goals, then as we know, come 1 January, there will be a cavalry charge of desperate clubs looking to bring in a goalscorer mid-season. He might leave then, but we may still get something between £7-10m if we bargain hard. Fact is, through all this, both QPR and CA have come out of this really well and for that, I would heap some praise on SLF for having some rocks and CA for being professional.

This might suit us all when thought about having taken one-step back to do so.

Of course, if we did somehow get him to sign a contract with a buy-out clause, this might also be to our liking.

Either, way, we are playing this rather well. The real test however, is if a £15m comes in that we have someone lined up to come in. Leon Best is not that man, but I am sure the potential buying club may have a decent player to loan and/or, we use the loan system after the window closes when some clubs may want a player to go out on loan and get some game time.

p.s. Can I just say, three cracking posts from TacticalR further up! Triffic stuff.
[Post edited 20 Aug 2015 18:58]

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Charlie's knee... on 20:14 - Aug 20 with 3343 viewsenfieldargh

Why not offer Charlie a loyalty bonus to stay until January with a further loyalty bonus if we are up with the leaders to stick around for the rest of the season.

If we gain promotion offer him an extra large bonus/signing on fee for a new 2 year contract with a reasonable buy out clause.

This way we keep him this season; set our own deadline/ultimatum that if a top 6 club comes in for him by the middle of next week then if he wishes he can go. Circulate this so clubs are aware of what is happening which may force them to sign a 15M cheque?

Hopefully he'll stay, please pretty please

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Charlie's knee... on 20:21 - Aug 20 with 3307 viewsLBSRanger

A warning message to any club looking to sign Charlie Austin. He arrives at the ground in a wheelchair every other week and has to be carried on to the field because of his dodgy knees.He's actually 63 and has Osteogenesis imperfecta. Please consider these factors before bankrupting your pox ridden club to sign what is effectively a reincarnation of Uncle Albert,.
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Charlie's knee... on 20:40 - Aug 20 with 3230 viewsGetMeRangers

Charlie's knee... on 20:21 - Aug 20 by LBSRanger

A warning message to any club looking to sign Charlie Austin. He arrives at the ground in a wheelchair every other week and has to be carried on to the field because of his dodgy knees.He's actually 63 and has Osteogenesis imperfecta. Please consider these factors before bankrupting your pox ridden club to sign what is effectively a reincarnation of Uncle Albert,.


Only fair to mention that he is the wrong sort, too. Very disruptive, learning from his close friend JB.

We will do the rest of the 91 a favour and keep him, much in the way we kept JB
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Charlie's knee... on 21:46 - Aug 20 with 3119 viewsbaz_qpr

There is talk as to whether the club or Austin can sue the porn baron over the knee comment. Will be interesting to see if anything materialises especially as their is no love lost between uncle tony and Gold
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Charlie's knee... on 22:56 - Aug 20 with 3007 views2Thomas2Bowles

Has Sullivan been looking in Chaz's shorts and got confused

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2552433-sky-sports-gets-confused-when-charlie

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Charlie's knee... on 07:47 - Aug 21 with 2747 viewsDorse

'He's a player I greatly admire', says Sullivan today from behind a desk strewn with well-thumbed 'art pamphlets', suspiciously crunchy tissues and hand lotion. 'It's just, you know, my eyesight isn't so good anymore...'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Charlie's knee... on 08:15 - Aug 21 with 2700 viewsconnell10

Charlie's knee... on 22:56 - Aug 20 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Has Sullivan been looking in Chaz's shorts and got confused

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2552433-sky-sports-gets-confused-when-charlie


going by that then he has two dicks, a right and left one but the right one is worn out! Probadly happened on his honeymoon!

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Charlie's knee... on 10:12 - Aug 21 with 2576 viewsadhoc_qpr

Austin will go on deadline day, Jim White will cream himself and we'll sign some striker on loan to replace him (a young player or someone who misses out on a prem 25 man squad).
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Charlie's knee... on 13:26 - Aug 21 with 2477 viewsR_from_afar

Charlie's knee... on 21:46 - Aug 20 by baz_qpr

There is talk as to whether the club or Austin can sue the porn baron over the knee comment. Will be interesting to see if anything materialises especially as their is no love lost between uncle tony and Gold


Whilst it would be a distraction for QPR, in many ways, I hope it happens. Those comments could easily reduce Charlie's earning potential.

Imagine what would happen if those comments were made by one manufacturer about another. "The product looks OK but it's not worth the price people pay for it because we all know it's going to break down any minute". It would lead to a court case and substantial damages.

I have got my revenge on the tw@t in my own small way by signing the petition against the Olympic stadium.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Charlie's knee... on 13:32 - Aug 21 with 2456 viewsR_from_afar

Charlie's knee... on 14:11 - Aug 20 by Northernr

The "didn't even keep QPR up" line is a crock of sht. Can you imagine how far down we'd have been without him? Relegated by mid-September.

The rest of it though... Don't really see that he's said a lot wrong. We know there's doubts about his knee because he failed the medical at Hull, the financial fair play stuff he'll know what they've got left to spend (could be a bluff), they've been stung with Carroll before...

Might work out well for us, we'll end up with the Championship's best striker playing for us again.


It might indeed do us a massive favour but I don't see why the d1ckhead needed to comment publically. Perhaps he was emboldened by the fact that Cameron has nationalised West Ham . Public ownership gives you that level of confidence.

Imagine the scenario the other way round: A player is courted by West Ham but decides not to join them. How many players would then issue a statement saying: "Yeah, on the surface they look like a big club but everyone knows that the owners have nowhere near the money they say they have plus it's common knowledge that the board couldn't run a bath"?

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Charlie's knee... on 14:07 - Aug 21 with 2373 viewspaulparker

if I were Austin and the club I would sue that little cnt , if he is putting it about that he has a dodgy knee Austin wont get his move and we won't get any money ,
I truly hope and pray that West Ham get relegated this year

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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