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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 22:29 - Jul 4 with 7505 views
Random irritations.. on 14:38 - Jun 30 by Discodroids
This hot weather and having to wear a suit ....
it reminds me if an unsavoury episode in the city many moons since past.
it was boiling and as was my penchant ,a gram of beak was required to face the wife that evening in some sort of trancendal state ,as i couldnt stand the fuking cnt.
off i went to secure said purchase.
things being as they were i got cntd in the bar and razed the lot,so another purchase was the order of the day.
it was a very hot summer and the purchase had been incubating in my suit pocket for some time...by the time i got back to work the fuker had absorbed all the moisture and became this pasty unusable shit that resembled araldite.
in the staff kitchen i go and place the lottery ticket in the microwave(i was flying by now)
when the M.D. came in (the cnt has an MBE) And is fanatical about stamps. he positioned himself in front of the micro and started talking about fcking japenese stamps that were printed upside down or one where the queens mum tit is missing , that are worth £50 million quid or some shit like that.
the micro was cracking away like popcorn while this boring arsehole witered on and on. praying to god he wouldnt ask what was in it, i said "oh my toffee is burning " he looked at me like Dr Mengele does twins with similar hair growth patterns, and he fcked off sharpish.
all that was left was a burnt caramel like substance which i necked anyway. fck me it was horrible.
wearing suits in hot weather..gertcha.
It is one of the great joys of my life that, while pitchforking tons of hay into sacks and dragging the sacks into a trailer in 30 odd degrees does tend to make you melt into a puddle, at least I'm not wearing a bloody suit while doing it, if there is any breeze about I'm in it, and just occasionally I can decide that it's more important to weed the woodland garden in the shade.
Hogweed though: just a complete b*stard.
Random really good things: Lying in the bath afterwards with a cold one. Ice cold in Alex.
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Random irritations.. on 15:31 - Jul 9 with 7443 views
He wears the finest clothes, the best Fatwa's heaven knows Ooohh, from his Turban down to his Ottoman toes... Urdi , Pashti , Gucci, Fiorucci, he looks like a still That man is dressed to kill
The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 12:17 - Jul 14 with 7310 views
In tescos car park this morning there were seven empty adjacent parking bays, yet some dick in a Volvo estate chooses to spend 5 minutes holding the entire car park up trying to get his barge length car in a space between two others!
favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
1. I went for a job interview on Thursday. Found out the same day that I didn't get it. Wasn't a big deal, was a sideways move at where I work anyway but the feedback...
"you interviewed really well" "I'm 100% sure you can do the job" "you're really suited to the job so don't give up, our team is only going to get larger so definitely apply again"
Hey, GO F*CK YOURSELF. So, as per f*cking usual you had someone lined up and I was just there to legitimise the process. F*CK OFF FOR DAYS.
2. You know the way commentators go a bit nuts in South America when someone scores. I've just decided it's shit. Firstly, it seems utterly contrived and actually devoid of emotion. It's like they are doing it for effect. And secondly, it actually takes away from the moment. And thirdly: F*CK OFF. What are you, ten? Be a professional. Sure, lose it a bit but don't go into some bullshit routine you f**king infinite shit.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 18:34 - Jul 25 with 7169 views
Random irritations.. on 18:22 - Jul 25 by Bluce_Ree
1. I went for a job interview on Thursday. Found out the same day that I didn't get it. Wasn't a big deal, was a sideways move at where I work anyway but the feedback...
"you interviewed really well" "I'm 100% sure you can do the job" "you're really suited to the job so don't give up, our team is only going to get larger so definitely apply again"
Hey, GO F*CK YOURSELF. So, as per f*cking usual you had someone lined up and I was just there to legitimise the process. F*CK OFF FOR DAYS.
2. You know the way commentators go a bit nuts in South America when someone scores. I've just decided it's shit. Firstly, it seems utterly contrived and actually devoid of emotion. It's like they are doing it for effect. And secondly, it actually takes away from the moment. And thirdly: F*CK OFF. What are you, ten? Be a professional. Sure, lose it a bit but don't go into some bullshit routine you f**king infinite shit.
Watching the Sky coverage of the World Cup 2018 draw and they have wheeled out the sacked managers who were never any good and now are experts on stating the bleeding obvious....
Ian dowie..... England v Scotland will be a massive match
Peter Taylor.... Italy v Spain will be the highlight of group G
Alex MacLeish..... Germany will be one of the favourites
Hope much are sky paying these muppets ffs
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Random irritations.. on 11:22 - Jul 27 with 7091 views
Jobsworths! I went to a Tesco Express or Metro or whatever they are called, in Wycombe. I parked in a legitimate parking space, diagonally opposite a truck that was clearly being or about to be unloaded.
I was in the shop for all of five minutes, got into my car and proceeded to carefully and slowly reverse out. Then it all kicked off. A Tesco manager came up to my window and started getting officious. I opened the window to see a cone which had not been there when I parked, and possibly not even when I got back into the car, and he pointed to it and started lecturing me about how, for health and safety reasons, I could not reverse out. The truck had not moved, by the way.
After an animated "discussion" he said what he should have said in the first place, which was "Reverse away from the car park exit, go to the end of the car park, turn round, then drive out forwards". Of course, if he had had the decency to suggest that in the first place, he wouldn't have had the chance to flaunt his power in front of the awe-struck lorry driver and play the big man. An utter, utter ball end.
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Random irritations.. on 14:02 - Jul 27 with 7042 views
Random irritations.. on 18:22 - Jul 25 by Bluce_Ree
1. I went for a job interview on Thursday. Found out the same day that I didn't get it. Wasn't a big deal, was a sideways move at where I work anyway but the feedback...
"you interviewed really well" "I'm 100% sure you can do the job" "you're really suited to the job so don't give up, our team is only going to get larger so definitely apply again"
Hey, GO F*CK YOURSELF. So, as per f*cking usual you had someone lined up and I was just there to legitimise the process. F*CK OFF FOR DAYS.
2. You know the way commentators go a bit nuts in South America when someone scores. I've just decided it's shit. Firstly, it seems utterly contrived and actually devoid of emotion. It's like they are doing it for effect. And secondly, it actually takes away from the moment. And thirdly: F*CK OFF. What are you, ten? Be a professional. Sure, lose it a bit but don't go into some bullshit routine you f**king infinite shit.
"you had someone lined up and I was just there to legitimise the process" - see this happen all to often.
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Random irritations.. on 14:26 - Jul 27 with 7032 views
Being told to 'smile'. Fk off it's the way my face looks, I don't want to spend my day going around grinning like a retard.
The Irritating girl at work is trying to buy a house & apparently her dad is telling her how to negotiate. You're 29 years old FFS, time to cut those apron strings!
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Random irritations.. on 23:40 - Jul 28 with 6949 views
Tesco planning to remove anything sugary from its shelves including Ribena. I go to the gym four times a week and play football. I'll eat what I want and if I get fat I'll eat less or exercise more until I'm not fat. Fat cnts aren't going to suddenly start eating lettuce.
Film trailers- saw Southpaw today (fantastic film). The film started 32 minutes after the scheduled time. It's more than a tenner a ticket. People might stop downloading films if you stop taking the piss.
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Random irritations.. on 18:07 - Jul 31 with 6861 views
so there i was, last night, happy as a sandboy, minding me own and keeping fackin shoatie . Just in me front room playing parlour games with Jo. she was working it like a good 'un . In her deathshead gestapo hat. bit of facking role play like. good for the soul so they say. dont ask me i aint no head doctor . i just knows what i likes !!. anyway She was placing cocktail sticks in me bollocks accupunture style to paralyse various nerve centers to stop me from going off to soon into said cocked gestapo hat .Bit like 'ker plunk' but with my harry monk replacing the marbles , If that helps you picture the scene with more clarity you dirty cnts.
anyway, there i am, king of the castle, lord of the manor, about to explode like dry ice and fertiliser in an east ham sock, when fack me !, the fackin door bell goes!. Fack me !! i says to jo .some cnts using up the leccy on thon door bell!. im up in a fackin flash, only turns out to be that dozy mare Pat from next door asking me to fix her shopping trolley !!.cnt!.
before she could get another word out i kneed her in the groin and took the skin off her shins with my heel. the noise brought out andrew and hannah and their two young kids from next door, they screamed they were gonna call the old bill!!. so i bit the bridge of anderws nose and stuck my thumbs in hannahs eyes. i told the cnts to keep out of it as this was between me and that good for nothing slag pat!. By now all three were on the deck so i gave 'em all the 5 millimeter tread in the mush for good measure.
i wont be dictated to by no one son, i says.
i was so incensed i doubled back and tapped that bertie smalls , andrew, round his stupid king tut beard with my wheel brace.
That be a lesson my girl. the right reverend discoroid, The parish of north chingford..
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 18:58 - Jul 31 with 6831 views
Random irritations.. on 18:12 - Jul 31 by Discodroids
People knocking on my door.
so there i was, last night, happy as a sandboy, minding me own and keeping fackin shoatie . Just in me front room playing parlour games with Jo. she was working it like a good 'un . In her deathshead gestapo hat. bit of facking role play like. good for the soul so they say. dont ask me i aint no head doctor . i just knows what i likes !!. anyway She was placing cocktail sticks in me bollocks accupunture style to paralyse various nerve centers to stop me from going off to soon into said cocked gestapo hat .Bit like 'ker plunk' but with my harry monk replacing the marbles , If that helps you picture the scene with more clarity you dirty cnts.
anyway, there i am, king of the castle, lord of the manor, about to explode like dry ice and fertiliser in an east ham sock, when fack me !, the fackin door bell goes!. Fack me !! i says to jo .some cnts using up the leccy on thon door bell!. im up in a fackin flash, only turns out to be that dozy mare Pat from next door asking me to fix her shopping trolley !!.cnt!.
before she could get another word out i kneed her in the groin and took the skin off her shins with my heel. the noise brought out andrew and hannah and their two young kids from next door, they screamed they were gonna call the old bill!!. so i bit the bridge of anderws nose and stuck my thumbs in hannahs eyes. i told the cnts to keep out of it as this was between me and that good for nothing slag pat!. By now all three were on the deck so i gave 'em all the 5 millimeter tread in the mush for good measure.
i wont be dictated to by no one son, i says.
i was so incensed i doubled back and tapped that bertie smalls , andrew, round his stupid king tut beard with my wheel brace.
That be a lesson my girl. the right reverend discoroid, The parish of north chingford..
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As my old man said... " don't worry about the geezer with the scar, worry about the bloke who gave it to him".
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Random irritations.. on 19:02 - Jul 31 with 6824 views
Random irritations.. on 19:02 - Jul 31 by Discodroids
me and you willow , next season for a few beers in the queen adelaide mate.
i'll get that nancy boy , lfw's paul parker along to serve our pork scratchings
Nice one Disco, the first baby sham lager is on me.😜... Not a lot of lfw followers dig me, so if PPs servings the hairy pork snacks, then I'll supply the plump W.12 wenches... We could almost be millwall...we don't care.!!.. See ya in church for a swiftly mate.
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Random irritations.. on 19:20 - Jul 31 with 6805 views
Nice one Disco, the first baby sham lager is on me.😜... Not a lot of lfw followers dig me, so if PPs servings the hairy pork snacks, then I'll supply the plump W.12 wenches... We could almost be millwall...we don't care.!!.. See ya in church for a swiftly mate.
defo mate, whatever you do dont bring that mate of yours you was telling us about .. that ponce geezer who always pleads poveryt where you and your mate were enjoying a pint by the river... loved that thread !
The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 21:18 - Jul 31 with 6777 views
Random irritations.. on 19:20 - Jul 31 by Discodroids
defo mate, whatever you do dont bring that mate of yours you was telling us about .. that ponce geezer who always pleads poveryt where you and your mate were enjoying a pint by the river... loved that thread !
I saw said poncey prick in the pub today.. Him and his little uns with brand new Adidas gear on.. "You look done in mate", he said to me...as I turned away from said prick I noticed a Brentford badge on his shirt.."I thought you were Chelsea Pete?".. ...and I quote.."nah mate, we just wanna get up Rangers fans noses"...never trust a fickle fat f-ck wit in west London who doesn't know his arse from his elbow..
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Random irritations.. on 11:09 - Aug 1 with 6718 views
i was watchin' my cat . maurice, nip one off in the bark chippinsg in me garden at 8 am this morning, and coldnt help but marvel at the physiology and economy of effort in laying the perfect regulation sized cable . cut one off like d'Artagnan.
it does seem that odd us, the supposed king of the food chain, cant fire of a mars bar without our bathrooms looking like a dirty protest ,circa 1978 in Armargh.
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 12:06 - Aug 1 with 6706 views
Random irritations.. on 11:09 - Aug 1 by Discodroids
i was watchin' my cat . maurice, nip one off in the bark chippinsg in me garden at 8 am this morning, and coldnt help but marvel at the physiology and economy of effort in laying the perfect regulation sized cable . cut one off like d'Artagnan.
it does seem that odd us, the supposed king of the food chain, cant fire of a mars bar without our bathrooms looking like a dirty protest ,circa 1978 in Armargh.
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I hate fcukin cats, The last one we had got on top of the radiator and sh1t all down the back of it Needless to say I was the sap who had clean it and yes it did get a boot up its jacksie
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 12:26 - Aug 1 with 6699 views
Right. When I was a kid there was Leslie Judd, Sarah Green and eventually Janet Ellis. Okay, you might think. However, the more recent variety includes...
And...
And...
Peter Purves? I bet he bloody does! Why didn't we have presenters like this when we were kids? And for this I pay my license fee?! Providing spank bank fodder for scratters?!
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