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I’m getting carried away and carried even further away. That’s why I go to football and why I support Rangers. Coming after a 94th minute defeat on Tuesday makes me get carried so far away I’ll be on bloody Mars.
F uck Derby. They were shit all night, deserved the humping they got. Like 2014.
Don’t stop getting carried away while you f ucking well can.
It's all utter, utter, utter b0llox. XG my big wobbly arse. Means nothing because it is nothing but flatulent cobblers for FIFA playing lardabuckets.
Sky commentators and their spontaneously combusting hyperbole over any old sh!t that happens because it's happening in a game of f*cking football. Shut up you tits. You Waver are a crunt of undulating absolute bollox.
Any terminology that isn't along the lines of "Boot the f*cking thing", "Kick the bastard", "Just f*cking shoot, you gits", "Lino, you c unt" or "Get the f*ck in, ya bastards" is also Americanised, wooly, generic cobblers.