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A fairytale 11:10 - Aug 30 with 3902 viewscore

Once upon a time there was a city named after the most majestic bird in all the realms. The most treasured game in the city was that of kicking to inflated leather, though somehow the ancient wisdom of that game had been lost. It seemed almost impossible to beat all the big guys from other cities.

One day a brilliant idea occurred in the city named after the most majestic bird in all the realms. If the team only consisted of little guys, the big guys on the other teams would neither be able to catch the little guys nor the inflated leather if passed quickly enough between them. The new game plan worked beyond anyone’s expectations. They didn’t even have to run from one end of the field to the other. All it required was to pick a part off the field, and run around passing quickly in triangles while the opponents grasped for their breath in pursuit.

In time they got to play against the best teams from all of the realms, and on top of that, they got the most majestic coach who had ever played the game of kicking to inflated leather. Even though he was sure that he could continue the brilliant game plan, he wanted to introduce the concept of pursuing chances to kick the inflated leather into the opponents net; a part of the game that he had been quite skilful at in his playing days.

The majestic coach had two problems however. First the opponents were no longer big guys but very fast athletic guys, and the game plan didn’t work quite as well any longer. The opponents didn’t tire as easily and once in a while they actually caught the ball. Secondly the little guys couldn’t kick the ball hard enough to get it passed the opponent’s keeper of the net.

The majestic coach used all his contacts to try to get some athletic guys himself, but they would rather play with other athletic guys, and besides the community was not used to paying much treasure for their players. Little guys, though popular in sunny lands far far away, were not often used in these realms. As forces dictate on any given marked, the little players could therefore be acquired quite cheaply.

The majestic coach wondered what to do, and due his familiarity with rock-paper-scissor, he finally completed his thesis on the football wisdom of trinity. If little guys beat big guys, and athletic guys beat little guys, surely big guys must beat athletic guys! The majestic coach is however still trying to find the best way to implement and utilize on his new found knowledge.


[Post edited 30 Aug 2013 11:12]
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A fairytale on 11:16 - Aug 30 with 3874 viewsdavidaeaton

http://www.welshwales.co.uk/historic_swansea.htm

"And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky!

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A fairytale on 11:22 - Aug 30 with 3846 viewsborinifanclub

The majestic coach is now in a lay by with a flat tyre.....the wheels are going to turn on Sunday though!

Every day I thank the good Lord for the blessings he gives me. Every new day gives me a new opportunity to laugh at the red chumps up the road.

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A fairytale on 11:37 - Aug 30 with 3796 viewsyescomeon

A fairytale on 11:16 - Aug 30 by davidaeaton

http://www.welshwales.co.uk/historic_swansea.htm


It's so sad, Swansea really was a beautiful city.

Upthecity!

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A fairytale on 11:45 - Aug 30 with 3779 viewsdavidaeaton

A fairytale on 11:37 - Aug 30 by yescomeon

It's so sad, Swansea really was a beautiful city.


What in the name of jumping johosepha are they doing to that bloody castle? Clean off their chunks mun

"And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky!

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A fairytale on 12:48 - Aug 30 with 3684 viewscore

A fairytale on 11:22 - Aug 30 by borinifanclub

The majestic coach is now in a lay by with a flat tyre.....the wheels are going to turn on Sunday though!


Indeed they will
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