Translated from Czech: Last night I was having some wings and beer with a colleague after work. There were these two girls drinking at the bar speaking English and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was an English accent. I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them, "So... you two ladies are from England?" I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and said, "WALES!" I apologised and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from England?" | |