| If you could be any animal for a day .... 10:42 - Sep 4 with 2132 views | connell10 |
....what it be ? I'd go for a gibbon , I'd climb on top of the Loftus Road stand and watch a game , whilst eating a big bag of monkey nuts!! How long is it until our next game?????  |  |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:45 - Sep 4 with 2105 views | BrianMcCarthy |
If I had the wings of a Sparrow,
If had the arse of a Crow,
I'd fly over Chelsea tomorrow
And shit on those bastards below.
Shit on, oh shit on, oh shit on the bastards below... |  |
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:22 - Sep 4 with 1927 views | MrSheen |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:45 - Sep 4 by BrianMcCarthy |
If I had the wings of a Sparrow,
If had the arse of a Crow,
I'd fly over Chelsea tomorrow
And shit on those bastards below.
Shit on, oh shit on, oh shit on the bastards below... |
The lifestyle of a crocodile appeals. The lizard metabolism means you only have to eat every three or four days, otherwise a gentle swim then sleep it off the rest of the day. |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:24 - Sep 4 with 1920 views | colinallcars |
The oldest joke ever - I'd be a giraffe, then I could watch QPR for nothing. |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:44 - Sep 4 with 1893 views | connell10 |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 15:24 - Sep 4 by colinallcars |
The oldest joke ever - I'd be a giraffe, then I could watch QPR for nothing. |
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| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 16:23 - Sep 4 with 1833 views | BathRanger |
About 11 years ago I became a squirrel for a day. Got into the QPR v Leicester game for free... |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 16:37 - Sep 4 with 1807 views | A40Bosh |
A horse in a Stud Farm. |  |
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 16:45 - Sep 4 with 1792 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
Pubic louse on Liz Hurley. |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:17 - Sep 4 with 1613 views | Spaceman_P |
As a Cat owner, I actually reckon they have the best life, I'd be quite happy to be a cat.... chilling at home, getting stroked, sleeping a lot, getting fed.
If Cat's were humans, they'd be on the dole forever. |  | | |
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:27 - Sep 4 with 1605 views | SunnyVanGo |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:17 - Sep 4 by Spaceman_P |
As a Cat owner, I actually reckon they have the best life, I'd be quite happy to be a cat.... chilling at home, getting stroked, sleeping a lot, getting fed.
If Cat's were humans, they'd be on the dole forever. |
Otter
I would love to be able to swim, dive, gallop and hunt like an otter.
Whiskers, claws, tail rudder, nose, eyes and teeth. Yeah. The lot.
I quite like fish too. |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 21:45 - Sep 4 with 1566 views | Lblock |
The one from The Muppets
Great drummer..... |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 08:26 - Sep 5 with 1480 views | Loftgirl |
A sloth. Since I retired, I'm almost there.  |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 08:40 - Sep 5 with 1472 views | Maggsinho |
A cat so I can curl up and sleep all day. |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:16 - Sep 5 with 1417 views | CateLeBonR |
A duck fits the bill for me. They can fly as high as 21000 feet at speeds of up to 60mph, dive as deep as 240 feet, swim without getting wet, go to the pub, walk, dance, lay eggs, they can see things near and far simultaneously, they have abstract thoughts and best of all they can poo on Chelsea fans. |  | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:19 - Sep 5 with 1397 views | PlanetHonneywood |
If I had to be an animal for a day, then I'd be a goldfish because....err, umm, do you know, I've totally forgotten why! |  |
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 10:26 - Sep 5 with 1387 views | GaryHaddock |
Platypus.
The only animal that both lays eggs and produces milk so you‘d never be short of custard.
This forum has gone mental recently. [Post edited 5 Sep 10:26]
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| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 11:04 - Sep 5 with 1335 views | SK_hoops |
A skylark from Warren farm. | | | |
| If you could be any animal for a day .... on 12:17 - Sep 5 with 1259 views | QPunkR |
Killer whale. Nothing fcuks with those guys and they have a right sense of humour. They play at pissing off great white sharks for fun, turning em upside down! |  |
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