| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW 09:03 - Sep 13 with 9823 views | WokingR |
There's 3 I use that make me laugh and think of this site every time.
1. On the morning of the play off final, someone had posted how nervous he was and that he'd been to the loo 3 times already.
The instant response to this, "Top triple shitting Mickey"
Got to use this this morning as my very nervous daughter left for her 1st ever day at work.
2. "Thicker than Pavarotti's shit on boxing day"
3. And finally, Toboboly gave me "Spiderman" in reference to decorating a ladies face like a plasterers bucket.
Thank you all. |  | | |  |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 09:30 - Sep 13 with 5435 views | silky |
I can never look at any cheese the same again!
Not a saying I know, but relevant to what this site has done to me for the love of cheese over the years! [Post edited 13 Sep 2021 9:32]
|  |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:08 - Sep 13 with 5365 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Not sure if it was this site or another, but the poster referred to a Rangers midfielder’s ability thus: like a bad drug deal gone wrong, he’s always caught in possession! |  |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:25 - Sep 13 with 5312 views | Walnut |
More for written use than verbal, CTN |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:32 - Sep 13 with 5288 views | MrSheen |
Apologies if Spackman - used it in work emails, to complete bafflement
Bummed in the gob - fortunately not used in work emails yet |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:37 - Sep 13 with 5270 views | johncharles |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:32 - Sep 13 by MrSheen |
Apologies if Spackman - used it in work emails, to complete bafflement
Bummed in the gob - fortunately not used in work emails yet |
🤣🤣🤣. The immortal, unsurpassable BUMMED IN THE GOB |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:54 - Sep 13 with 5208 views | WokingR |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:32 - Sep 13 by MrSheen |
Apologies if Spackman - used it in work emails, to complete bafflement
Bummed in the gob - fortunately not used in work emails yet |
There's your challenge for the week  | | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:57 - Sep 13 with 5193 views | davman |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:37 - Sep 13 by johncharles |
🤣🤣🤣. The immortal, unsurpassable BUMMED IN THE GOB |
The winner hands down. |  |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 11:28 - Sep 13 with 5118 views | TW_R |
I quite like the "Spackman" and always living in fear that I will be the next one to create one. |  | | |
Login to get fewer ads
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 11:30 - Sep 13 with 5121 views | danehoop |
"Killed to death" |  |
| Never knowingly understood |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 11:39 - Sep 13 with 5109 views | Newhopphoops |
Was the phrase "the fat man's square" coined by Clive to describe the route of portly refs who are always 20 yards from the action? |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 12:11 - Sep 13 with 5036 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Players having “knee explosions” and other such injuries in the match preview. |  |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 12:49 - Sep 13 with 4932 views | Northernr |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 11:39 - Sep 13 by Newhopphoops |
Was the phrase "the fat man's square" coined by Clive to describe the route of portly refs who are always 20 yards from the action? |
Yeh, the Jon Moss square around the centre circle, rather than running corner flag to corner flag and looking through the play towards the linesman as you're supposed to if you're fit enough to do it. |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 13:08 - Sep 13 with 4881 views | Newhopphoops |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 12:49 - Sep 13 by Northernr |
Yeh, the Jon Moss square around the centre circle, rather than running corner flag to corner flag and looking through the play towards the linesman as you're supposed to if you're fit enough to do it. |
Ace, it works well to describe anyone cutting corners, with the added advantage that they don't have a clue what you're on about but feel maybe they should. | | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:00 - Sep 13 with 4762 views | colinallcars |
I think it was on this site - he's as dim as a piss'ole light” |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:04 - Sep 13 with 4760 views | dmm |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 11:28 - Sep 13 by TW_R |
I quite like the "Spackman" and always living in fear that I will be the next one to create one. |
I'm pretty sure Spackman was first used on the old .org but no doubt someone will tell me this post is a Spackman |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:26 - Sep 13 with 4707 views | swisscottage |
"What's your Favourite cheese?" | | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:37 - Sep 13 with 4685 views | CroydonCaptJack |
not sure if it has been used on here but at Fulham away a few years back the bloke behind me called the ref a $hit c*nt which transported me straight back forty years. I have felt obliged to use it myself a few times since. 'Spread the love' I always preach. |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:46 - Sep 13 with 4661 views | Mick_S |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:37 - Sep 13 by CroydonCaptJack |
not sure if it has been used on here but at Fulham away a few years back the bloke behind me called the ref a $hit c*nt which transported me straight back forty years. I have felt obliged to use it myself a few times since. 'Spread the love' I always preach. |
Hourly Pete, here. I’m not proud. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:49 - Sep 13 with 4651 views | Superhoop83 |
Straight in at number 1 - surfing on a river of semen. |  |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:17 - Sep 13 with 4584 views | cyprusmel |
Not sure if this is direct from LFW but Jimmy Floyd Hasselbanks "It is what it is" . | | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:43 - Sep 13 with 4528 views | Northernr |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:49 - Sep 13 by Superhoop83 |
Straight in at number 1 - surfing on a river of semen. |
Also the title of Danielle Lloyd's autobiography. | | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:47 - Sep 13 with 4512 views | Esox_Lucius |
More of a generic than a specific, but the nicknames for the other teams in the (various names for the Championship) previews such as Sheffield Red Stripes etc. make me smile, along with the 14th Annual Neil Warnock Farewell Tour. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:50 - Sep 13 with 4506 views | Superhoop83 |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:43 - Sep 13 by Northernr |
Also the title of Danielle Lloyd's autobiography. |
Is that a picture book? Asking for a friend. | |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:56 - Sep 13 with 4483 views | Esox_Lucius |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:50 - Sep 13 by Superhoop83 |
Is that a picture book? Asking for a friend. |
No it is a pop up book. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
| |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:18 - Sep 13 with 4425 views | HantsR |
Shithousery? |  | | |
| |
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
