Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 755273 views | Boston | What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive? A Volts Wagon. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:59 - Aug 29 with 64863 views | Esox_Lucius | I think my best mate is having an affair with my wife... he has been really miserable lately. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 18:09 - Aug 29 with 64683 views | SimonJames | How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! | ![](/images/avatars/11425.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 18:14 - Aug 29 with 64837 views | AgedR | There was a burglary at the multi story car park last night. Wrong on so many levels. | ![](/images/avatars/6833.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 18:32 - Aug 29 with 64762 views | Dorse | I sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. To be fair, it was just gathering dust. | ![](/images/avatars/17282.gif) |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:08 - Aug 29 with 64709 views | Esox_Lucius | I was attacked by 22/7 of a ship the other day. I think it was Pi-rates. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:01 - Aug 29 with 64599 views | hubble | My grandad had a terrible problem with his back so to try and help relieve the pain my grandma covered it in goose fat. Unfortunately he went downhill really fast after that. | ![](/images/avatars/17111.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:03 - Aug 29 with 64686 views | flynnbo | I really hate those Russian dolls-they're so full of themselves. | ![](/images/avatars/1412.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 20:06 - Aug 29 with 64677 views | horshamHoop | I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) | Login to get fewer ads
Corny Joke Warning on 20:15 - Aug 29 with 64575 views | Stanisgod | I saw a Man U season ticket nailed to a tree today. I ran up grabbed it. You can never have too many nails. | ![](/images/avatars/1948.gif) |
| It's being so happy that keeps me going. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:53 - Aug 29 with 64577 views | essextaxiboy |
Corny Joke Warning on 18:32 - Aug 29 by Dorse | I sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. To be fair, it was just gathering dust. |
My mate got his vacuum cleaner stuck up his backside , he was poorly for a while but now he is picking up nicely... | ![](/images/avatars/1443.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 21:48 - Aug 29 with 64485 views | colinallcars | Man says to fishmonger “a piece of haddock please” Fishmonger says “finnan ?” Man says “ no, I'll have that thick bit at the end” | ![](/images/avatars/22076.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:10 - Aug 29 with 64471 views | qpr85 | I was going to tell a joke about a fight, but I couldn't think of a punch line | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:12 - Aug 29 with 64437 views | DavieQPR |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:10 - Aug 29 by qpr85 | I was going to tell a joke about a fight, but I couldn't think of a punch line |
I just like going up to the desk in Specsavers and asking for a Big Mac and Fries. | ![](/images/avatars/21942.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:30 - Aug 29 with 64269 views | RamseyR | My grandparents were actually called Pearl and Dean. We did not call them that, of course. We call them Grandma and Grand pa pa pa pa pa pa pa-pa-pa pa papa pa paaa.....pa! | ![](/images/avatars/4189.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:32 - Aug 29 with 64330 views | Lblock | I wanted to bet the butcher I could get to the beef on his top shelf before him. He wouldn't take the bet Said the steaks were too high | ![](/images/avatars/4057.gif) |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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Corny Joke Warning on 00:06 - Aug 30 with 64355 views | Trom | Told my wife she'd plucked her eyebrows too high yesterday. She said nothing, just stood there looking surprised. | ![](/images/avatars/1415.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 01:28 - Aug 30 with 64281 views | Boston | Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 05:42 - Aug 30 with 64233 views | enfieldargh | I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again." | ![](/images/avatars/1310.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:27 - Aug 30 with 64139 views | Esox_Lucius | An English cat named One Two Three Four was entered into a cross channel swimming race with a French cat named Un Deux Trois. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank. [Post edited 6 Nov 2020 9:22]
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:04 - Aug 30 with 64154 views | dontknowitall | Just back from a supermarket where I saw a car parked over 3 spaces I'm not sexist so I'm not going to speculate what gender she was..... | ![](/images/avatars/8543.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 10:09 - Aug 30 with 64108 views | qpr85 |
Corny Joke Warning on 08:27 - Aug 30 by Esox_Lucius | An English cat named One Two Three Four was entered into a cross channel swimming race with a French cat named Un Deux Trois. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank. [Post edited 6 Nov 2020 9:22]
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9 | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 10:19 - Aug 30 with 64088 views | blacky200 | Two flies sitting on a lump of dog crap, one farts and the other one says "do you mind i'm eating my dinner" | ![](/images/avatars/1269.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 10:40 - Aug 30 with 64039 views | Ashdown_Ranger | Maybe this should be on the 'oldest forum member' thread... ------- I'm still having sex at 81. Which is quite handy for me, because I live at number 75. | ![](/images/avatars/14432.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 10:41 - Aug 30 with 64038 views | Ashdown_Ranger | And a Frankie Boyle joke: Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot - but look at him now... An alcoholic and a racist! | ![](/images/avatars/14432.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 10:52 - Aug 30 with 63972 views | Galileo | Joined in a pub quiz while on a trip to Liverpool the other week. For a laugh answered 'The Beatles' or 'Stevie G' to every question. Came 2nd... | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
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