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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club 08:21 - Aug 24 with 5134 viewsJackSkellington

To the tune from Doctorin' The Tardis by The Timelords:

Sammy Cluuuuucas, hey!
Who are you?
Sammy Cluuuuucas, hey!
You're a Jack
Sammy Cluuuuucas, hey!
Who are you?
Sammy Cluuuuucas, you're a Jack
Sammy Cluuuuucas, you're a Jack

You what? You what?
You what? You what?
You what you what you what?

Sammy Cluuuuucas, hey!
Who are you?

ad nauseum

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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 08:57 - Aug 24 with 5095 viewsProfessor

No thanks..

The tune is really "Rock and Roll Part 2"

By child sex offender Paul Gadd. Better known as Gary Glitter
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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 09:36 - Aug 24 with 5052 viewsJackSkellington

Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 08:57 - Aug 24 by Professor

No thanks..

The tune is really "Rock and Roll Part 2"

By child sex offender Paul Gadd. Better known as Gary Glitter


Oh well, sorry child of the 80's here, too young to remember Glitter's musical output. I only knew this as the Timelords/KLF song above.
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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 11:41 - Aug 24 with 4979 viewsDaithejack

Looks like a young Alan Tate to me, altogether now to the tune of yellow submarine,
SAM EY CLUCLUS LOOKS LIKE ALAN TATE..
HES GINGER AND HES GREAT..
AND HE LOOKS LIKE ALAN TATE!
And repeat

I'll get my coat😬

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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 12:11 - Aug 24 with 4952 viewsBLAZE

I've just channelled my inner Elton...

We are the Clucas Clan
We come from Swansea Bay
And we can play. How do we play?
We play it our way
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Premier League, Premier League
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Premier Premier League

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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 22:04 - Aug 24 with 4824 viewsjasonbromham

What's that coming over the hill it's Sam Clucas, Sam Clucas and repeat.

To the tune of The Automatic - Monster

The song we used to sing for Bayo.
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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 22:10 - Aug 24 with 4806 viewsLoyal

Hello Sam you ginger biscuit,
You came from Hull you pale chap,
And when you run around in your shorts,
Everybody will clap.

You have played for Hereford
But that's ok
Because Hereford have a cattle market
And I went there one day.

So sammy boy we love your biscuits
Your lovely knees and goalie anger
If I see you out in Aldi's
I will recommend the German banger

We sing this song all in the east stand
Smoking fags and eating chips
And when one day they talk about you
I will say ginger biscuits.

To the tune of 'I love small boys bums' by Chicory Tip.

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 22:20 - Aug 24 with 4790 viewsclement

Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 22:10 - Aug 24 by Loyal

Hello Sam you ginger biscuit,
You came from Hull you pale chap,
And when you run around in your shorts,
Everybody will clap.

You have played for Hereford
But that's ok
Because Hereford have a cattle market
And I went there one day.

So sammy boy we love your biscuits
Your lovely knees and goalie anger
If I see you out in Aldi's
I will recommend the German banger

We sing this song all in the east stand
Smoking fags and eating chips
And when one day they talk about you
I will say ginger biscuits.

To the tune of 'I love small boys bums' by Chicory Tip.


da-da
da-da-da-da
da-da-da
clu-clas...
[Post edited 24 Aug 2017 22:20]

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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 23:57 - Aug 24 with 4733 viewsKerouac

Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 22:10 - Aug 24 by Loyal

Hello Sam you ginger biscuit,
You came from Hull you pale chap,
And when you run around in your shorts,
Everybody will clap.

You have played for Hereford
But that's ok
Because Hereford have a cattle market
And I went there one day.

So sammy boy we love your biscuits
Your lovely knees and goalie anger
If I see you out in Aldi's
I will recommend the German banger

We sing this song all in the east stand
Smoking fags and eating chips
And when one day they talk about you
I will say ginger biscuits.

To the tune of 'I love small boys bums' by Chicory Tip.


I'm welling up here.

Such a beautiful soul.

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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 23:58 - Aug 24 with 4731 viewsKerouac

Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 12:11 - Aug 24 by BLAZE

I've just channelled my inner Elton...

We are the Clucas Clan
We come from Swansea Bay
And we can play. How do we play?
We play it our way
Premier Premier Premier League
Premier League, Premier League
Premier Premier Premier League
Premier Premier League



That is a work of staggering genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss9VZ1FHxy0
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Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 00:10 - Aug 25 with 4721 viewsLoyal

Song to welcome Sam Clucas to the club on 22:20 - Aug 24 by clement

da-da
da-da-da-da
da-da-da
clu-clas...
[Post edited 24 Aug 2017 22:20]


Clu Clas Clan ...

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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