| Any trouble today? 17:56 - Oct 22 with 12715 views | KingBony |
Saw a large contingent of what I assume were Watford fans congregating just up from the station pub with a police horse milling around them?
In fact saw loads of stone island gear on today. [Post edited 22 Oct 2016 17:57]
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| Any trouble today? on 11:20 - Oct 23 with 3029 views | WarwickHunt |
| Any trouble today? on 11:12 - Oct 23 by saawonzee |
They were a coachload of mainly jumped up 16yr olds dressers with a few older heads dropped off and drinking in the plough and harrow in brynhyfryd...quite amusing listening to their conversations of how they were gonna kick off on their way to the ground..and particularly amused at how that "as long as its 5 against 1 we will be ok" ... |
Ah, the "Soul Crew" strategy... |  | | |
| Any trouble today? on 11:20 - Oct 23 with 3028 views | max936 |
| Any trouble today? on 11:12 - Oct 23 by saawonzee |
They were a coachload of mainly jumped up 16yr olds dressers with a few older heads dropped off and drinking in the plough and harrow in brynhyfryd...quite amusing listening to their conversations of how they were gonna kick off on their way to the ground..and particularly amused at how that "as long as its 5 against 1 we will be ok" ... |
I drove past there bout quarter past one looking for a parking spot and saw a load of fans sitting outside, I thought them to be Swans fans, but didn't really take any notice, I went back around and managed to park just up the hill from the Globe happy days. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 11:22 - Oct 23 with 3024 views | Dr_Winston |
| Any trouble today? on 11:15 - Oct 23 by max936 |
Lovely looking dogs, but I don't trust them myself, there was one living over the back for us when I was younger, I always kept my distance from him though, my brother was less cautious and turned his back on him one day and he attacked him clawing his back, hell of a row that caused, today it would a police job, he was a sneaky nasty bastard of a dog that one. |
She's completely harmless mate. The only thing she gets worked up about is when I get there because she knows it's walkie time. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 11:41 - Oct 23 with 2983 views | max936 |
| Any trouble today? on 11:22 - Oct 23 by Dr_Winston |
She's completely harmless mate. The only thing she gets worked up about is when I get there because she knows it's walkie time. |
Most probably are Doc, I just had a bad experience with a couple of them, I was working in a pub near Dyfatty flats years ago and the landlord was a nasty old piss head and his dog was the same nasty not drunk  and the bastard thing used to try and give me a nip, I got stuck there on a Saturday afternoon working in the bathroom and the fella was pissed and came up with the fuking thing on the lead trying to intimidate me, his wife was playing fuk with him, good job I've mostly had a good temperament | |
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| Any trouble today? on 11:43 - Oct 23 with 2978 views | Wingstandwood |
| Any trouble today? on 11:12 - Oct 23 by saawonzee |
They were a coachload of mainly jumped up 16yr olds dressers with a few older heads dropped off and drinking in the plough and harrow in brynhyfryd...quite amusing listening to their conversations of how they were gonna kick off on their way to the ground..and particularly amused at how that "as long as its 5 against 1 we will be ok" ... |
I am in a position (due to my experience of reading 'Hooligan-Literature') to evaluate your information and bear upon it my personal judgement. I shall translate into hooligan lingo for personal effect, authenticity and for any hooligans reading.
Sadly!.....This is indeed an extremely notable victory for Watford and it will be definitely classed as 'a good day out'. Despite the fact they were 'on show' and there was no actual violence? To them?.... 'It was still a good result'..... Because?...... None of our 'top-boys' showed up, so to them they 'took absolute liberties' because they drank in 'our manor' unopposed i.e. hooligan-etiquette dictates that the onus is always on home side hooligans to show up. The fact they 'did not take our main pub' is neither here nor there to them because yesterday's escapade could still make it into their next book? |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 12:08 - Oct 23 with 2949 views | FieryJack |
| Any trouble today? on 21:13 - Oct 22 by Wingstandwood |
I have read a few books and hence can speak the lingo enabling me to ask a few questions to get some real information on today’s event(s)!
1. Were there any ‘top boys’ on show?
2. Were they all ‘dressers’?
3. Did any ‘scarfers’ get involved
4. Were they all ‘game’ lads?
5. How many were ‘giving it the big un’?
6. Were there many ‘old bill’ about?
7. Did Watford’s firm ‘have em on their toes’?
8. What ‘clobber’ were the ‘casuals’ wearing?
9. Was there ‘a right old tear up’?
10. Did Watford ‘run em’?
11. Did it end up ‘getting really naughty’?
12. Did they have ‘a right old knees up’ afterwards to celebrate
13. Were any of them ‘tooled-up’?
14. Was it ‘toe to toe stuff’?
15. Where did they ‘mob-up’?
16. Did any end up in the ‘back of a wagon’ and being taken ‘back to the nick’?
17. Did they ‘take’ the other firms ‘end’?
18. Were they on our ‘turf'?
19. Did they manage to ‘slip the escort’?
20. Did Watford 'end up taking the liberty' by drinking in 'their pub'? |
Makes me laugh.
Everyone of those "hooligan biographies" uses exactly this kind of stereotyped cockney lingo - even those allegedly authored by hooligans from places like Newcastle, Liverpool etc.
And even - if you've read it - the one "written" by a Swansea thug (Cooze?)
Bloody ridiculous. |  | | |
| Any trouble today? on 12:27 - Oct 23 with 2907 views | Wingstandwood |
| Any trouble today? on 12:08 - Oct 23 by FieryJack |
Makes me laugh.
Everyone of those "hooligan biographies" uses exactly this kind of stereotyped cockney lingo - even those allegedly authored by hooligans from places like Newcastle, Liverpool etc.
And even - if you've read it - the one "written" by a Swansea thug (Cooze?)
Bloody ridiculous. |
I find the books absolutely hilarious to read! I love the lingo, the over exaggerated bulls#it, the mega-importance for paying hundreds of pounds for a designer jumper and inexplicable hooligan 'code-of-honour'. The way they desperately want to come across as both heroic and of high moral principle really is the last jig-saw piece for this hilarity! | |
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| Any trouble today? on 12:29 - Oct 23 with 2896 views | Loyal |
And there was me thinking they were coming to the Railway !
Well, that was the rumour. But sadly the numbers for them just wouldn't go in their favour so that was that. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 12:33 - Oct 23 with 2879 views | j01 |
coach load in plough very well behaved not looking for trouble just beer they showed total respect for the pub and swans fans drinking there |  | | |
| Any trouble today? on 12:33 - Oct 23 with 2877 views | Smellyplumz |
| Any trouble today? on 11:15 - Oct 23 by max936 |
Lovely looking dogs, but I don't trust them myself, there was one living over the back for us when I was younger, I always kept my distance from him though, my brother was less cautious and turned his back on him one day and he attacked him clawing his back, hell of a row that caused, today it would a police job, he was a sneaky nasty bastard of a dog that one. |
Brilliant dogs full stop. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 12:37 - Oct 23 with 2864 views | Smellyplumz |
| Any trouble today? on 11:12 - Oct 23 by saawonzee |
They were a coachload of mainly jumped up 16yr olds dressers with a few older heads dropped off and drinking in the plough and harrow in brynhyfryd...quite amusing listening to their conversations of how they were gonna kick off on their way to the ground..and particularly amused at how that "as long as its 5 against 1 we will be ok" ... |
I really worry for these type of fans, I mean they really need some good financial advice. You can get some really nice clobber in the British heart foundation shop for a fraction of the price, enabling them to save the rest of their money for retirement. | |
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""Although I cannot promise or predict the future, I can guarantee one thing - the current board of directors will always fight, as we have done over the last 12 years, to work together as one with the Supporters Trust to make 100% sure that Swansea City football club remains the number one priority in all our thoughts and in every decision we make." | | Poll: | Huw Jenkins |
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| Any trouble today? on 14:44 - Oct 23 with 2746 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Any trouble today? on 12:27 - Oct 23 by Wingstandwood |
I find the books absolutely hilarious to read! I love the lingo, the over exaggerated bulls#it, the mega-importance for paying hundreds of pounds for a designer jumper and inexplicable hooligan 'code-of-honour'. The way they desperately want to come across as both heroic and of high moral principle really is the last jig-saw piece for this hilarity! |
The only one i've ever had any time for was the adventures of the "butternut" crew - made up of agressively culinary London Jacks. I can't find the excerpt that someone posted on here, I think it was Epaul |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 14:53 - Oct 23 with 2729 views | max936 |
| Any trouble today? on 12:33 - Oct 23 by Smellyplumz |
Brilliant dogs full stop. |
Not all are, full stop. | |
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| Any trouble today? on 14:57 - Oct 23 with 2712 views | oh_tommy_tommy |
watford fans were marched past the globe no touble in there at all.
Then about 6 coppers were legging it past there at about 2.40 down to the stadium. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 15:02 - Oct 23 with 2690 views | WarwickHunt |
| Any trouble today? on 14:44 - Oct 23 by Brynmill_Jack |
The only one i've ever had any time for was the adventures of the "butternut" crew - made up of agressively culinary London Jacks. I can't find the excerpt that someone posted on here, I think it was Epaul |
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| Any trouble today? on 12:44 - Oct 24 with 2295 views | KokoJack |
| Any trouble today? on 12:29 - Oct 23 by Loyal |
And there was me thinking they were coming to the Railway !
Well, that was the rumour. But sadly the numbers for them just wouldn't go in their favour so that was that. |
The nice symbol "Swansea fans only" cradled on the side of the railway brings me a true feeling of warmth. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 05:11 - Oct 25 with 2107 views | SwanseatillIdie |
| Any trouble today? on 12:37 - Oct 23 by Smellyplumz |
I really worry for these type of fans, I mean they really need some good financial advice. You can get some really nice clobber in the British heart foundation shop for a fraction of the price, enabling them to save the rest of their money for retirement. |
Brilliant. |  | | |
| Any trouble today? on 07:49 - Oct 25 with 2020 views | epaul |
| Any trouble today? on 14:44 - Oct 23 by Brynmill_Jack |
The only one i've ever had any time for was the adventures of the "butternut" crew - made up of agressively culinary London Jacks. I can't find the excerpt that someone posted on here, I think it was Epaul |
Taken from the SEALS site, a brilliant piece
For posterity.........
The London Jacks - From Rissole To Risotto.
The no holds barred story of Swansea's notorious Butternut Firm (so-called because they never went anywhere without their trademark hollowed out butternut squash - filled with Tesco's own brand whisky to fuel their senseless violent attacks on rival culinary casuals, and always handy for a quick, nourishing snack after a hard day's ritual violence).
Read the inside story of what really happened when the top boys of Swansea's London chapter faced the Chelsea Head Chefs, Millwall's Bushtuckers, Reading's Radish Tendency, Leeds Silver Service Crew and the Leyton Lentil Mob.
Penned by Mickey 'Bowels' D, and Shane 'Club Class' Sinclair this is football violence as you've never seen it before. This is also the only hoolie book to include a recipe section.
Extract
"The c*nt pulled a kohlrabi on me - so I let the scruffy f*cker have it with a bag of puy lentils. *ucking two kilo catering pack. Bosh! Geezer went down like a sack of sh*t!" This was the Canton borlotti incident all over again.
I stood over him and grated some fresh parmesan over his bloodied skull - much more stylish than a printed calling card. I made a perfect '"BF" shape - must have cost about three quid but it was worth it.
We legged it into a nearby park and Jezza (aka The Baptist and Dai Dactic) put his Guardian down and started to sweat some onions on a camping stove. Foot soldiers were dispatched to find funghi.
I was still pumped with adrenaline and needed red meat - "Got any pancetta mush?"
Jez pulled out a packet of dried porcini from inside his S.I. top, "I'm making a wild mushroom risotto - take it or leave it you c*nt."
"OK , but don't crowd the pan - you'll only steam the f*ckers."
Bowels' phone rang and the colour soon started to drain from his face - "F*ck - they've nicked Daf!"
It was the Fashion Police. Daf was a persistent offender. The c*nt was going down this time...
Available from Amazon soon. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 08:21 - Oct 25 with 1986 views | JesusJack |
| Any trouble today? on 11:12 - Oct 23 by saawonzee |
They were a coachload of mainly jumped up 16yr olds dressers with a few older heads dropped off and drinking in the plough and harrow in brynhyfryd...quite amusing listening to their conversations of how they were gonna kick off on their way to the ground..and particularly amused at how that "as long as its 5 against 1 we will be ok" ... |
I saw them outside the Plough. Then I saw a few of our best and brightest a bit further down Plough road, itching for a "tear up" ("Shall we boys? Shall we?").
Not quite sure how these knuckledraggers even manage to get dressed, let alone buy expensive clothes. Well, I suppose it's easier when Mam buys all your "clobber" for you, I guess...  | |
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| Any trouble today? on 10:44 - Oct 25 with 1915 views | Swanjack10 |
| Any trouble today? on 08:21 - Oct 25 by JesusJack |
I saw them outside the Plough. Then I saw a few of our best and brightest a bit further down Plough road, itching for a "tear up" ("Shall we boys? Shall we?").
Not quite sure how these knuckledraggers even manage to get dressed, let alone buy expensive clothes. Well, I suppose it's easier when Mam buys all your "clobber" for you, I guess... |
Watford or scfc fans? Either way it baffles me at aged 15 -16 they can afford designer gear, ticket prices and p1ss money, the bank of mam and dad like you said I guess, at that age I had paper rounds , go washing cars and windows for my vetch fee, not a poor family just that's how parents taught you back then , if you want it go and earn it. |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 11:30 - Oct 25 with 1883 views | Wingstandwood |
| Any trouble today? on 07:49 - Oct 25 by epaul |
Taken from the SEALS site, a brilliant piece
For posterity.........
The London Jacks - From Rissole To Risotto.
The no holds barred story of Swansea's notorious Butternut Firm (so-called because they never went anywhere without their trademark hollowed out butternut squash - filled with Tesco's own brand whisky to fuel their senseless violent attacks on rival culinary casuals, and always handy for a quick, nourishing snack after a hard day's ritual violence).
Read the inside story of what really happened when the top boys of Swansea's London chapter faced the Chelsea Head Chefs, Millwall's Bushtuckers, Reading's Radish Tendency, Leeds Silver Service Crew and the Leyton Lentil Mob.
Penned by Mickey 'Bowels' D, and Shane 'Club Class' Sinclair this is football violence as you've never seen it before. This is also the only hoolie book to include a recipe section.
Extract
"The c*nt pulled a kohlrabi on me - so I let the scruffy f*cker have it with a bag of puy lentils. *ucking two kilo catering pack. Bosh! Geezer went down like a sack of sh*t!" This was the Canton borlotti incident all over again.
I stood over him and grated some fresh parmesan over his bloodied skull - much more stylish than a printed calling card. I made a perfect '"BF" shape - must have cost about three quid but it was worth it.
We legged it into a nearby park and Jezza (aka The Baptist and Dai Dactic) put his Guardian down and started to sweat some onions on a camping stove. Foot soldiers were dispatched to find funghi.
I was still pumped with adrenaline and needed red meat - "Got any pancetta mush?"
Jez pulled out a packet of dried porcini from inside his S.I. top, "I'm making a wild mushroom risotto - take it or leave it you c*nt."
"OK , but don't crowd the pan - you'll only steam the f*ckers."
Bowels' phone rang and the colour soon started to drain from his face - "F*ck - they've nicked Daf!"
It was the Fashion Police. Daf was a persistent offender. The c*nt was going down this time...
Available from Amazon soon. |
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| Any trouble today? on 13:28 - Oct 25 with 1817 views | Swanjaxs |
I9 arrests at the Old Firm game on Sunday.... the youngest was 16 the oldest was 68!! |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 14:57 - Oct 25 with 1770 views | Loyal |
| Any trouble today? on 07:49 - Oct 25 by epaul |
Taken from the SEALS site, a brilliant piece
For posterity.........
The London Jacks - From Rissole To Risotto.
The no holds barred story of Swansea's notorious Butternut Firm (so-called because they never went anywhere without their trademark hollowed out butternut squash - filled with Tesco's own brand whisky to fuel their senseless violent attacks on rival culinary casuals, and always handy for a quick, nourishing snack after a hard day's ritual violence).
Read the inside story of what really happened when the top boys of Swansea's London chapter faced the Chelsea Head Chefs, Millwall's Bushtuckers, Reading's Radish Tendency, Leeds Silver Service Crew and the Leyton Lentil Mob.
Penned by Mickey 'Bowels' D, and Shane 'Club Class' Sinclair this is football violence as you've never seen it before. This is also the only hoolie book to include a recipe section.
Extract
"The c*nt pulled a kohlrabi on me - so I let the scruffy f*cker have it with a bag of puy lentils. *ucking two kilo catering pack. Bosh! Geezer went down like a sack of sh*t!" This was the Canton borlotti incident all over again.
I stood over him and grated some fresh parmesan over his bloodied skull - much more stylish than a printed calling card. I made a perfect '"BF" shape - must have cost about three quid but it was worth it.
We legged it into a nearby park and Jezza (aka The Baptist and Dai Dactic) put his Guardian down and started to sweat some onions on a camping stove. Foot soldiers were dispatched to find funghi.
I was still pumped with adrenaline and needed red meat - "Got any pancetta mush?"
Jez pulled out a packet of dried porcini from inside his S.I. top, "I'm making a wild mushroom risotto - take it or leave it you c*nt."
"OK , but don't crowd the pan - you'll only steam the f*ckers."
Bowels' phone rang and the colour soon started to drain from his face - "F*ck - they've nicked Daf!"
It was the Fashion Police. Daf was a persistent offender. The c*nt was going down this time...
Available from Amazon soon. |
SEALS ...
Softies 😂 | |
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| Any trouble today? on 16:22 - Oct 25 with 1718 views | Lohengrin |
| Any trouble today? on 13:28 - Oct 25 by Swanjaxs |
I9 arrests at the Old Firm game on Sunday.... the youngest was 16 the oldest was 68!! |
Fun for all the family... |  |
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| Any trouble today? on 18:36 - Oct 25 with 1631 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Any trouble today? on 07:49 - Oct 25 by epaul |
Taken from the SEALS site, a brilliant piece
For posterity.........
The London Jacks - From Rissole To Risotto.
The no holds barred story of Swansea's notorious Butternut Firm (so-called because they never went anywhere without their trademark hollowed out butternut squash - filled with Tesco's own brand whisky to fuel their senseless violent attacks on rival culinary casuals, and always handy for a quick, nourishing snack after a hard day's ritual violence).
Read the inside story of what really happened when the top boys of Swansea's London chapter faced the Chelsea Head Chefs, Millwall's Bushtuckers, Reading's Radish Tendency, Leeds Silver Service Crew and the Leyton Lentil Mob.
Penned by Mickey 'Bowels' D, and Shane 'Club Class' Sinclair this is football violence as you've never seen it before. This is also the only hoolie book to include a recipe section.
Extract
"The c*nt pulled a kohlrabi on me - so I let the scruffy f*cker have it with a bag of puy lentils. *ucking two kilo catering pack. Bosh! Geezer went down like a sack of sh*t!" This was the Canton borlotti incident all over again.
I stood over him and grated some fresh parmesan over his bloodied skull - much more stylish than a printed calling card. I made a perfect '"BF" shape - must have cost about three quid but it was worth it.
We legged it into a nearby park and Jezza (aka The Baptist and Dai Dactic) put his Guardian down and started to sweat some onions on a camping stove. Foot soldiers were dispatched to find funghi.
I was still pumped with adrenaline and needed red meat - "Got any pancetta mush?"
Jez pulled out a packet of dried porcini from inside his S.I. top, "I'm making a wild mushroom risotto - take it or leave it you c*nt."
"OK , but don't crowd the pan - you'll only steam the f*ckers."
Bowels' phone rang and the colour soon started to drain from his face - "F*ck - they've nicked Daf!"
It was the Fashion Police. Daf was a persistent offender. The c*nt was going down this time...
Available from Amazon soon. |
Cheers Paul, f*cking awesome | |
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