| Cucumber in sandwiches 17:14 - Nov 12 with 4818 views | Deano19766 |
Is there a point to it? Horrible stuff that ruins the taste of an otherwise perfectly good sandwich. Lettuce and tomato, maybe even a bit of mustard or mayo, I can understand. But cucumber? Really? Nah |  | | |  |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:18 - Nov 12 with 3405 views | pomanjou |
I concur 100%. Cucumber just ruins good food. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:23 - Nov 12 with 3387 views | paulparker |
I knew a bird once who put a cucumber up her never regions as a treat for yours truly
only to make cheese & cucumber sandwiches for work with it the next day
waste not want not as they say |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:42 - Nov 12 with 3345 views | bosh67 |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:23 - Nov 12 by paulparker |
I knew a bird once who put a cucumber up her never regions as a treat for yours truly
only to make cheese & cucumber sandwiches for work with it the next day
waste not want not as they say |
Don't even want to know where the cheese came from. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:43 - Nov 12 with 3343 views | A40Bosh |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:23 - Nov 12 by paulparker |
I knew a bird once who put a cucumber up her never regions as a treat for yours truly
only to make cheese & cucumber sandwiches for work with it the next day
waste not want not as they say |
How many reading this are wondering whether she gave it a rinse before slicing it up in the sarnie?
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:02 - Nov 12 with 3310 views | WokingR |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:42 - Nov 12 by bosh67 |
Don't even want to know where the cheese came from. |
It may have been cheese but he always thought he was getting salmon |  | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:02 - Nov 12 with 3310 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Any shop bought cucumber is crap. Home grown English Ridge cucumbers are orgasmic. I had 10 plants on the go this year and everyone loved them. Subtle, cool, great with Cromer crab. Also makes great cold cream of cucumber soup.
The one place it does not belong is in a sandwich. Crab, lobster, herring, mackerel is where it is served best.
Cucumber will never be part of Fernandes plans however. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:03 - Nov 12 with 3309 views | FredManRave |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:23 - Nov 12 by paulparker |
I knew a bird once who put a cucumber up her never regions as a treat for yours truly
only to make cheese & cucumber sandwiches for work with it the next day
waste not want not as they say |
Can you just confirm for me please that when you say "never regions" you are in fact referring to her bum. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:28 - Nov 12 with 3280 views | TheBlob |
"A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."
Samuel Johnson. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:52 - Nov 12 with 3243 views | scot1963 |
I can't understand the hatred for the cucumber. Sidestepping the whole separate issue of misuse of cucumbers, which can never be condoned, there is nothing wrong with cucumber in a sandwich, they give a whole fresh and crunchy taste. If you are talking about sandwich ingredients then the tomato is more of a non starter, if you get them into the sandwich without a mess then one bite and they are squishing everywhere resulting in a limp and soggy sandwich and tomato pips all down your top that you only notice much later, usually when you're in company |  | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:12 - Nov 12 with 3204 views | thehat |
Yes folks its the international break ....... | | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:20 - Nov 12 with 3188 views | londonscottish |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:28 - Nov 12 by TheBlob |
"A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."
Samuel Johnson. |
"What's the point of fruit? You buy it, put it in a bowl, watch it go off and throw it out. Then you buy some more. What's the point of that?"
Eddie Izard [Post edited 12 Nov 2014 19:21]
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:22 - Nov 12 with 3178 views | loftboy |
I love cheese and cucumber sarnies |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:47 - Nov 12 with 3136 views | eghamranger |
Please tell me that's Carol Vorderman in the 3rd picture.
Loving this international break |  | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 20:05 - Nov 12 with 3113 views | FredManRave |
Those guys in the second picture won't be laughing so much after The Hulk finds them and wants his dick back. | |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 20:51 - Nov 12 with 3060 views | ted_hendrix |
I was mates with a cucumber called Ron, we were both at the Port Vale game that Sunday when we drew 4-4, Ron went mental when the 4th goal went in, (Port Vail's 4th Goal that is). |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 21:57 - Nov 12 with 2996 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:47 - Nov 12 by eghamranger |
Please tell me that's Carol Vorderman in the 3rd picture.
Loving this international break |
She's only got half the size of Carol's harris, and Carol could demolish a cucumber that size; whereas I reckon the Burpless cucumber shown here would pin this bird to the brickhouse door.
International breaks - when LFW gets a touch of the Culture bug.Where else in mid-November would we be discussing how to position a cucumber. | |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:00 - Nov 12 with 2989 views | PunteR |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 17:23 - Nov 12 by paulparker |
I knew a bird once who put a cucumber up her never regions as a treat for yours truly
only to make cheese & cucumber sandwiches for work with it the next day
waste not want not as they say |
Was she a vegetarian? |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:37 - Nov 12 with 2954 views | Toast_R |
Going against the general consensus i like a bit of cucumber. Its refreshing. Goes well with cheese in a sandwich, most tinned fish and my personal fave, as a garnish to a decent prawn curry with sliced boiled egg.
Also add a slice to a decent measured G&T with ice and lemon. |  | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:38 - Nov 12 with 2953 views | BrianMcCarthy |
A cucumber in a sandwich with any kind of fish is a good and wholesome thing, as long as it's put in just prior to eating.
Tomatoes, on the other hand....? That's just sick. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:42 - Nov 12 with 2945 views | zicoshoops |
Cucumber?
96% water, so what's the point?
'Ave a glass of water instead.
Cucumber............Indoor games, different discussion. 
What's going on?
We should be told.
Sort it out. | | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:50 - Nov 12 with 2935 views | QPRMUSO |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:12 - Nov 12 by thehat |
Yes folks its the international break ....... |
First thing I thought of. | | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:57 - Nov 12 with 2920 views | TheBlob |
Gay comic actor Peter Bull once had a book published called Life Is A Cucumber.When pressed as to its meaning he intoned "because one minute it's in your hand,the next minute it's up your arse."
As told to my old dad who was a PR friend. | |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 23:00 - Nov 12 with 2920 views | PunteR |
I quite like the sliced cucumber that comes with the crispy duck and hoi sin sauce and pancakes from my local Chinese takeaway. That's a good use of cucumber.
I also like their crispy "seaweed" cabbage.
I have absolutely no issues with cucumber in my sandwich...unless its been near someone's nether regions. | |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:39 - Nov 13 with 2814 views | Bluce_Ree |
Cucumber is fine but f**king mayo is c*nt!
You can hardly ever buy a sandwich without the filthy fatty shit in it. |  |
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