| I've got this friend..... 06:50 - Dec 8 with 16456 views | Pacal_Votan |
Who's been going out with his girlfriend for a good few years now......and she wants to settle down and get married and make little people and stuff....BUT.....and it's a big BUT.......he's finally realised he prefers ...Mario,to Maria for instance.
And this "friend" was wondering if he should step out of Narnia via the wardrobe or carry on his charade and rear a family with this despicable vile money sucking beautiful Zumba instructor.
I said to him that, whatever your decision is i'll stand by you and stick up for you.
After a brief uneasy couple of minutes we had a manly sort of hug and then played darts whilst drinking vodka red bulls in pint glasses and abusing the bar staff really quietly.
I wouldn't know what to do if I was in his shoes living with such a horrible person that shouts at you and makes you fee likel you have no sense of worth or reason to live.
I'd be so confused "if" I was in his shoes ........what do you boys....reckon?
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| I've got this friend..... on 06:53 - Dec 8 with 15339 views | UPPERLOFTNZ |
Depends whether we win at Wigan or not. |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 07:21 - Dec 8 with 15319 views | cheeseydane |
Life is not a rehearsel.
Do what your heart says.
I mean, your friend should.
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| Technology advances, unfortunately humans do not. |
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| I've got this friend..... on 08:24 - Dec 8 with 15234 views | CHUBBS |
I always knew you'd find the strength to come out.Well done sweetie. |  | | |
| I've got this friend..... on 08:29 - Dec 8 with 15225 views | exiled_dictator |
| I've got this friend..... on 08:24 - Dec 8 by CHUBBS |
I always knew you'd find the strength to come out.Well done sweetie. |
What time do you guys meet up in Starbucks? |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 09:29 - Dec 8 with 15132 views | hoopstilidie |
Stick with the bird.
Indulge in anal.
Everybody's happy. |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 09:33 - Dec 8 with 15119 views | Pommyhoop |
Get on twitter and ask our Joey ( allegedly) |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 10:11 - Dec 8 with 15033 views | westberksr |
my brother in law is still single if he wants a new 'friend'; not sure id b-in-l is a giver or receiver though, so that could be their first argument!
then comes the make up sex   |  | | |
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| I've got this friend..... on 10:55 - Dec 8 with 14950 views | TheBlob |
Run.
Run like the wind.
Don't stop until you run out of land,and then start swimming. |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 11:19 - Dec 8 with 14914 views | Pommyhoop |
| I've got this friend..... on 10:55 - Dec 8 by TheBlob |
Run.
Run like the wind.
Don't stop until you run out of land,and then start swimming. |
Agreed.Gay or straight them mad beautiful zumba teachers who shout at you aint no fun.I've been there (mine was into pilates tho ..showing my age).
I kept the house tho 
And cashed in years later and come over here..  | |
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| I've got this friend..... on 11:22 - Dec 8 with 14904 views | CanadaRanger |
Tell your friend "Just don't marry both Maria AND Mario..."
The maximum penalty for bigamy is two mother-in-laws.
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| I've got this friend..... on 11:58 - Dec 8 with 14859 views | TacticalR |
'No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, turn back.'
Turkish proverb |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 12:24 - Dec 8 with 14825 views | isawqpratwcity |
| I've got this friend..... on 11:58 - Dec 8 by TacticalR |
'No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, turn back.'
Turkish proverb |
toss a coin, call it heads this/tails that, and when the coin lands, how you feel will tell you what you want to know. |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 12:38 - Dec 8 with 14798 views | dubaistu |
crafty butcher giving specials around the back again? |  | | |
| I've got this friend..... on 16:52 - Dec 8 with 14593 views | derbyhoop |
If he cannot be true to himself, it's not a great starting point for a long term relationship with Maria. |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 17:59 - Dec 8 with 14503 views | karlski |
I don't understand why he would 'carry on the charade'?
He prefers Marios to Marias.
She's a horrible person and makes him feel awful.
Why would he stick around?
And yes tell him you'll support him no matter what...but he really should leave her. |  | | |
| I've got this friend..... on 18:08 - Dec 8 with 14482 views | BklynRanger |
Send her back to Maracaibo and live, man, LIVE! |  | | |
| I've got this friend..... on 18:15 - Dec 8 with 14466 views | hoopsa07 |
| I've got this friend..... on 06:53 - Dec 8 by UPPERLOFTNZ |
Depends whether we win at Wigan or not. |
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| I've got this friend..... on 19:21 - Dec 8 with 14371 views | TheBlob |
No wonder Bazwot don't post on here too often. | |
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| I've got this friend..... on 19:40 - Dec 8 with 14326 views | QPRDave |
Well what did you expect if you google Fatima Whitbread !!! |  | | |
| I've got this friend..... on 19:44 - Dec 8 with 14311 views | collegeranger |
Personally - I would always lock my computer so nobody could post a message such as this that wasn't actually from me!
Alternatively Pacal - have both the Zumba and "nudge the fudge" ! |  | | |
| I've got this friend..... on 20:14 - Dec 8 with 14270 views | westolian |
The tea leaves say do em both up the Gary and see who pushes back more
Honest |  |
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| I've got this friend..... on 20:40 - Dec 8 with 14232 views | DaiHo0p |
| I've got this friend..... on 20:14 - Dec 8 by westolian |
The tea leaves say do em both up the Gary and see who pushes back more
Honest |
GAYER |  | | |
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